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Free Boost Juice - If Your Name Is Jesus, Mary or Joseph - Thu 20 Dec

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Free Boost Juice - If Your Name Is Jesus, Mary or Joseph - Thu 20 Dec
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Amanda856 on 20/12/2012 - 09:00 facebook.com (656 clicks)

If your name is Jesus, Mary or Joseph, come into Boost, show your photo ID and you get a free Original Boost Juice today 20 Dec.

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  • branners on 20/12/2012 - 09:06

    I was named after a saint. Is that close enough?

    • _Bruce_ on 20/12/2012 - 09:07

      Was it saint nick? I think that should.

      • branners on 20/12/2012 - 09:10
        +3

        It was Saint Branners, the patron saint of cranial deformities

  • jv on 20/12/2012 - 09:07
    +11

    What about Judas ???

    • altomic on 20/12/2012 - 12:53

      Judas 5?

      • altomic on 20/12/2012 - 21:32
        +1

        J = judas
        V = 5

  • cminez on 20/12/2012 - 09:13

    Does it count if my name is Christopher which is one of Australia founder where boost juice is sitting on?

    • jv on 20/12/2012 - 09:16
      +6

      wasn't Christopher Jesus's middle name before he shortened it?

      • dtc on 20/12/2012 - 09:25
        +13

        As a Christopher myself, we all know that it means 'Christ bearer'. Traditionally 'bearing Christ in our heart and soul'. Which is about as close to Jesus as you can get without being Jesus. So we should get at least 1/2 a free drink

        • 31mop on 20/12/2012 - 12:01
          +1

          How can you get half of a free drink? It's still a drink, and it's free!

  • pumpkinspice on 20/12/2012 - 09:20
    +12

    DAMN IT!
    Why the hell did my parents name me GOD?

    • jv on 20/12/2012 - 10:47
      +6

      name me GOD?

      Were they dyslexic ?

      • lazypanda on 20/12/2012 - 11:22

        You mean they spelt DOG incorrectly? That's a bit unfair, jv

        • flashi007 on 20/12/2012 - 12:38
          +5

          Thanks for explaining it lazypanda. You're a genius

        • dtc on 20/12/2012 - 14:08
          +3

          Thanks - I thought he meant 'GDO', like the guy in that play people were waiting for.

        • StrawberryCheesecake on 21/12/2012 - 00:40

          Waiting for Godot??

  • devilbabies on 20/12/2012 - 09:22
    +3

    mmm.. sacrilicious

  • haz on 20/12/2012 - 09:31
    +7

    I'm constantly referred to as either 'Jesus Christ' or 'Oh Jesus', even by strangers!, so hopefully when I visit Boost Juice, I can just walk up and collect my free drink.

  • lostn on 20/12/2012 - 09:48

    Jesus is actually a common name in some parts of the world, but it's pronounced hey-seuss. I wonder if that will qualify?

    • StewBalls on 20/12/2012 - 10:50

      If American TV is to be believed, lots of dudes named Jesus boost more than just juice…

    • Ace on 20/12/2012 - 14:13

      Since Hispanics are pretty much the only ones who name their kids Jesus and they are the ones that pronounce the name like that, I'm sure they will qualify.

  • dkstorm on 20/12/2012 - 09:50

    one of my middle names is Joseph, I wonder if this qualifies. It is on my ID. Will find out during my lunch break

  • jimbojones on 20/12/2012 - 10:00

    Ughh, looks like Xenu is missing out on a free juice.

  • petey on 20/12/2012 - 10:16

    My name is Pontius Pilate.

  • terlalu on 20/12/2012 - 10:24
    +10

    Get your friend to head into Boost Juice about 1 minute before you… Ask him to stand back from the counter so he doesn't actually have to order.
    Then as you walk in, get him to yell out "Hey Jesus, whatcha up to?", to which you reply "Not bad, Joseph, just getting a juice".

    • jv on 20/12/2012 - 10:49
      +8

      Don't forget to arrive on a donkey, just in case they ask for ID

      • [Deactivated] on 21/12/2012 - 03:50

        Donkeys have IDs?

  • siuol on 20/12/2012 - 11:07
    +3

    Looks like Jews and Chinese will never any free drinks from Boost.

    I think Chatime, Gon Tea or EasyWay could do promotions like this but offer to people with rare chinese names.

    • thaiiy on 20/12/2012 - 12:43
      +3

      uh… Jesus, Mary and Joseph were all Jews by the way…

      And I don't know of many Chinese without an English name!

    • chillybags on 20/12/2012 - 12:47
      +2

      They should do Mohammed during ramadan…..

      • lostn on 21/12/2012 - 00:41
        -1

        I think that might get a bunch of people bombed/beheaded…

    • macharmaine on 20/12/2012 - 22:43

      Mary and Joseph is not rare, they are very common English names. Even though I was given a Chinese name by my parents, it does not appear in any of my official Australian ID. so I still won't be able to get any free drink!

  • virtualds on 20/12/2012 - 11:42

    what about Santa?

    • [Deactivated] on 21/12/2012 - 03:52

      You mean Satan. Lot of folk with dyslexia on this thread.

  • benaud on 20/12/2012 - 11:43
    -1

    I'm refereed to as Jesus when i'm batting at Cricket, mostly by the bowler, wicket keeper and slips.

  • coxjon on 20/12/2012 - 12:13

    One of the Three Wise Men was named Jonathan…

  • BrisbaneBargainer on 20/12/2012 - 12:23

    This is one of the funniest posts of comments on OZB

  • chillybags on 20/12/2012 - 12:45

    what about for kwanzaa!

  • voter1 on 20/12/2012 - 12:59

    I wanna get to know this kid if he makes it to 18years old…

    http://www.theage.com.au/world/relatives-in-court-over-three…

  • lrober2407 on 20/12/2012 - 13:00
    +3

    I would think if Jesus can turn water to wine he would probably have learnt how to make boost juice from fruit before and wouldn't really require this deal.

    • royus on 20/12/2012 - 14:26

      but Jesus on ozbargain requires this deal

  • PumaPants on 20/12/2012 - 14:44
    +2

    My name is Joseph G. Suss! Do I get two?

    • retiredfeline on 21/12/2012 - 19:08

      Alright, you were waiting for somebody to say it: Your name looks Suss! :)

  • mlburnian on 20/12/2012 - 22:31
    -3

    how low will this company go for extra sales?? pathetic

  • [Deactivated] on 21/12/2012 - 03:55

    Jesus H Christ!

  • Koolbargain on 21/12/2012 - 11:17

    Damn parents named me Jebus!

  • hitman47 on 21/12/2012 - 18:51
    +1

    Hey Scotty…Jesus man!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t29K8HN79Jg

  • greenbull on 24/12/2012 - 16:15

    This is just awesome. Well done, Boost Juice.

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