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Member Since 18/07/2019
Last Seen 3 hours 42 min
Location SA

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me: whatever they're paying i'll double it! also me: you accept loose change?
07/08/2020 - 22:16
and call him up as an Uber to drive you around the block so you don't have the idling engine problem and he has a fare every few minutes?...
07/08/2020 - 20:08
also, anyone wearing red heels?
07/08/2020 - 15:49
you could duct tape together a bunch of remote controls and point it at each other? or install 5G. definitely 5G.
04/08/2020 - 10:40
tbh with a username like 'Burnertoasty', i'm surprised you didn't have a little more to contribute here. username, therefore, does not...
04/08/2020 - 10:38
found the poo jogger.
02/08/2020 - 20:00
only after you've soiled it.
02/08/2020 - 19:55
run by Karen
29/07/2020 - 21:30
need to cancel "The pot calling the kettle black" idiom now because it's racist.
28/07/2020 - 15:50
i guess it's not sung much because no-one is 'special', just differently abled. even teapots.
28/07/2020 - 15:44
I'm a little teapot Short and stout Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up Hear me shout Tip me over and pour me out!...
28/07/2020 - 15:20
and the middle appendage.
28/07/2020 - 11:59
wd40
28/07/2020 - 10:01
i see you're familiar with at least one of the same porn sites i am familiar with. have an upvote.
27/07/2020 - 20:54
i only drink fine norwegian artisanal tap water, so whatever capacity the voss bottle is.
25/07/2020 - 20:06
i don't have a brain so no problem here. no brain = no worries.
25/07/2020 - 20:05
posting from chernobyl?
25/07/2020 - 20:05
once a week if i'm lucky and have a coupon for bowl ten frames get ten free.
25/07/2020 - 20:03
**MUST WATCH** It's a short movie re-enacting a typical IRC chat room, and the whole a/s/l scenario. It's not a waste of 10:55. You will...
25/07/2020 - 10:31
can cure blue balls with them, and that's just as good.
25/07/2020 - 10:02
Yes, I am 100% aware of the ways my humour can be mistaken by people who take everything too literally. But adding water to flour was used...
23/07/2020 - 12:45
1. refill with plain flour 2. sell to Daigou 3. profit
23/07/2020 - 10:32
i even used the damn inline dictionary and it said it was OK despite being red underlined. you win.
22/07/2020 - 14:52
oh won't someone please think of the orangutangs!
22/07/2020 - 12:28
> It's a bit runny, so be mindful to not squeeze too much out when using it. > There is a dirty joke in there somewhere, have at it :p...
21/07/2020 - 19:02
fleshlights are legal in australia.
19/07/2020 - 13:11
Karen and Kevin. Sitting in a tree. C-O-M-P-L-A-I-N-I-N-G
14/07/2020 - 22:46
i see what you did there... *cover more of her up
14/07/2020 - 22:29
i saw it in your cart and said to myself "well, you won't be needing that!". so i took it and paid for it (and remembered cashback too).
14/07/2020 - 19:38
nah need bleach for that. via injection. on the inside.
08/07/2020 - 21:59