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A Collection of One Night Stands by Chelsea Handler @ $13.36

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A Collection of One Night Stands by Chelsea Handler @ $13.36
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PMasterNoob on 07/05/2013 - 17:55 booko.com.au (181 clicks)
Last edited 07/05/2013 - 18:05

Mother's Day is coming up, some of you may not know what to get your mother. After being 20 or so years married to your dad, her sex life may get boring. She needs some spice in her life…yup, adultery. Okay no but she does need some spice, so look no further.

My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler averaged 4 stars on Amazon with 1018 reviews. One reviewer said:

"This is a classic memoir of some ridiculously funny random sexual experiences, coupled with rampant alcohol and drug overindulgence. Chelsea's is a rare breed; a talented comic and contagious writer. Each chapter is an outlandish collection of the painful things that go wrong in her sexual conquests and latent promiscuity. The midget sex story was my favorite. Oh my!

Some great one-liners and insults in every other sentence.

Very embarrassing and hilarious stories, right from the first chapter. Chelsea is the ultimate tomboy, and can be outrageously funny. What makes this book so great is the shock value. Not just the content. Heavy drinking, drugs, and numerous sex partners are just not what you expect to read from an accomplished woman. It's just so very rare a girl is so open about her excess indulgence and spontaneous sex life like this.
She has a real talent at storytelling as well, which comes from her stand up comic days.

For fans of this genre, I'd also highly recommend the male version of this book for out of control laughs. Ripping comedy - outrageous penthouse letter stories."

It comes cheaper than QBD who said they would order it for $25.

This is part of Mother's Day deals for 2013.
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  • Lord Fart Bucket on 07/05/2013 - 18:00
    +1

    Female version of "i hope they serve beer in hell"?

  • Roary on 07/05/2013 - 18:06
    +8

    And you want us to buy this for our Mothers on Mother's day?

    • arcticmonkey on 07/05/2013 - 18:09
      +2

      He is a MasterNoob.

      • King Tightarse on 07/05/2013 - 18:12
        +4

        Better a master-noob than an expert at preparing fishing lines (master baiter)

    • Lord Fart Bucket on 07/05/2013 - 18:10
      +1

      Sure. That is… if you gave your dad a years subscription to Penthouse.

  • King Tightarse on 07/05/2013 - 18:09
    +10

    Bit slutty for mothers day.

    • SBOB on 07/05/2013 - 18:23

      so you're saying my mums only partially slutty?

  • teaBagger on 07/05/2013 - 18:35
    +2

    I have read this as an epub and it was a waste of a download…
    Very slutty but very poorly written.

    • quarrymaster on 07/05/2013 - 18:42
      +1

      Was it the shaky handwriting?

    • Tycn on 07/05/2013 - 22:43
      +1

      Least you don't need to lick your fingers to turn the page… since you're using an eReader.

  • digitalaxon on 07/05/2013 - 18:46
    +1

    I may not be a mother, but I would think this gift would be in very bad taste and show bad judgement on the buyer…

    There are far more suitable items on ozbargain that would make a mum happy.

    • SBOB on 07/05/2013 - 18:48
      +8

      perhaps like a sarcasm detector?

  • Crownanchor on 07/05/2013 - 18:56
    +2

    Is this really a bargain? Its an everyday price on a price comparison website.

    Also, its not going to reach Aussie mothers if it is sent from USA/UK.

    • PlagueistheCheap on 07/05/2013 - 18:59

      No international postage came to Australia today so you can now post things to Aus from europe and USA.

      • Crownanchor on 07/05/2013 - 19:07
        +1

        I meant, its not going to work for mothers day if purchased at the $13.36 price, may take a week to arrive in Aus, which is too late for mothers day.

  • juzz0 on 07/05/2013 - 19:02
    +2

    I wonder how factual this book is. Knowing the kind of comedian she is I doubt the veracity of her tales, which takes some of the intrigue away. It is telling that this book is a best seller…

  • hollykryten on 07/05/2013 - 19:19
    +3

    I don't think giving your mother a porn book for mothers day is such a good present.

  • ItsMeAgro on 07/05/2013 - 19:20
    +1

    Only 4 stars on Amazon? Not exactly impressive.

    How long have you been on the internet OP, the scale looks like this:
    http://xkcd.com/1098/

  • michjfro on 07/05/2013 - 19:22
    +3

    I was going to get it for your mamma, but she dont need it…

  • cheepwun on 07/05/2013 - 20:19

    Chelsea Handler does a great interview.
    She's witty. She's funny.

  • [Deactivated] on 07/05/2013 - 22:10

    This one time, at MILF camp, your Mum and me…

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