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Food for 1 Year - $1479 USD @ Buy Food Storage Online

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Ok, this is 'technically' survival food… But if you cook as badly as I do, this can also become the new 'light and easy' daily meal.

And hey, don't criticise this post. Anyone who does…I'll find you when the apocalypse comes (I'm not telling when… :), and say "I told you so!". And then, you will be looking at me eating my dehydrated chilli that not only sustains my life, but that I got at a discount, and be jealous.

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  • Shipping kills this deal…

    • How much is the shipping to Australia?

  • +1

    Is this like field ration? Granted, it was better than the food they served us but field rations are not something you'd want to eat daily basis.

    Also, if there is an apocalypse, it's not you who would be searching for us, it would be us knowing that you have the food.

  • +1

    You eat the chilli? I thought it was the entertainment pack.

  • +9

    144 breakfast servings….what do you do for the rest of the year?

    • +20

      Eat the bodies of those who were less prepared?

      • You could eat the "servings" of baking soda.

  • +1

    They advertise this stuff on mainstream TV when I was in the USA last year, pay $39.95 per month. Made me want to Prep for Armageddon, as apparently it is coming.

    • +4

      "Made me want to Prep for Armageddon, as apparently it is coming."

      If Abbott remains PM it will be.
      ;)

  • +5

    Is it still considered a deal when no-one will buy it? :/

  • +1

    I understand that Americans were encouraged by the government to build bomb shelters and long term survival bunkers during the cold war. So that is why there are so many around and this type of thing is commonplace in the USA. Also, they had a genuine risk of being bombed and needing to use it all.

    • +1

      Where as for us, Japan bombed Darwin thinking it was our key city…

  • I don't know about apocalypse but maybe a Greek default, Or a perhaps major war sparked by the Ukraine conflict?

  • +8

    No jerky: NO DEAL

  • Doomsday preppers. That tv show on mate7

  • Can't resist the up-vote for such a "special" deal, but anyone try one of these package yet ?

    • Jesus darkers, a'course not; try and keep it real, will ya'?

  • The walking dead survival kit. Now I know how the show is still alive and people survived all these years. Good one.

  • As there is yet to be an Apocalypse, for all we know this food is utter shite in taste despite their claims. Who is gonna admit having opened it and tried it? "Oops, false alarm, sorry guys…"

  • They only ship to Afganistan?

  • +1 for the description

  • What a joke. For this price you could buy over a tonne of most of these food items and feed the neighbourhood for a year: rice, beans, sugar, etc. - they're all shelf stable and available in bulk at prices next to nothing. Apart from the milk powder (and maybe their processed onions) they're all plant foods which, some for thousands of years, people have been reliably storing as backups for drought, etc.

    Lovin' your description though.

    • Southwest Chipotle, Corn Chowder, Potato Soup
      Pasta Primavera, Stroganoff
      Down Home Chili, Southwestern Chili, Cheesy Enchilada Chili
      Fruit Punch

      The bulk of food is prepared/packaged as per above, I really doubt that these recipes/choices have been around for "some for thousands of years"

  • This food is going to do you no good if the world does end and even if you do survive by miricle, who would want to eat this rubbish stringing you out a year?

  • +1

    GST kills the deal

    ;p

  • You can DIY Soylent for a cheaper cost per day.

    http://diy.soylent.me/recipes/feastival-01-ground-pill-mv

  • Would rather get zombified eating survivors' flesh than to sustain on dried staples! :)

    Plain white packaging reminds me of Dharma Initiative's periodic resupply drop.

  • So seriously… We need lots of us to get the kind of thing… Otherwise… after the apocalypse the only people left alive will be the survivalists… And we know how nutty those guys are!

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