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$1.98 for 5 Condoms for The First 50 People @ Condom Courier

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SEXNOW

$1.98 for the first 50 subscribers (first month only)! Get in quick!

USE: SEXNOW for 50% off all subscriptions.

ABN: 25140028773

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  • +1

    THis feels like spam to me

    • +11

      THis feels like sperm to me

      • +2

        This spams like sperm on me

    • +2

      You're clearly feeling the wrong thing :P

      • +2

        The next morning

        here - take this pill

  • +1

    … and does this mean I have to use each condom 10 times?

    • no you you get to share it ten times.

  • +2

    Keep me covered, im goin` in..

  • +3

    What is the entity behind "Condom Courier"?

    At the bottom of the page you state, "© 2016 Condom Courier". There's no mention of a "Condom Courier" in the Australian Business Register. Is this name registered in Australia?

    The Facebook icon at the bottom of the page goes nowhere, you only provide a Gmail address for contact. And you expect people to give you their credit card details?

    • +1

      You failed to highlight how they have copyright for next year :P

    • Payments are made through Stripe (stripe.com) and we dont actually store any credit card information. ABN is pending.

      • And the legal entity is? Who are people paying money to?

        • Business name pending*
          ABN: 25140028773

        • +5

          @condomcourier: the ABN 25140028773 is registered to the sole trader Samuel Alexander Russell, who runs a business named Kindred Weddings.

          The fact that your ABN application is still pending indicates that the business probably hasn't existed for more than a few days. Moreover, getting an ABN ("pending" or not) or carrying on a business does not give you legal personality. So Thrift's question stands: "And the legal entity is? Who are people paying money to?"

          Meanwhile, consistent with the recency of your ABN application, your domain name was registered just two weeks ago. You have used WhoisGuard to disguise your identity and the identity of your "business". Your website consists of a single page which contains nothing except the briefest possible description of the service that you purport to provide. Your contact address is a free Gmail account.

        • @PeterA07:

          Don't burst his bubble!

        • @PeterA07: Good work…not a great deal, nor the use of privacy for what should be forthright information if you want to be in business.

    • +1

      Lol @ the instagram link

    • +1

      Also note that the web site is written in American. Who calls them 'rubbers' in Australia?

      I'm not sure I'd be adequately covered if I purchased from this site.

  • This deal suxs

  • +1

    Nowhere to pick size. How can I make sure you send the magnums I need?

    • +2

      The tiny magnum ?

      • +1

        Is that what you need tom?

        • +1

          yeah. it comes in pack of 6 though ;)

    • +5

      I prefer cornetto

      • +1

        Not a Gaytime?

  • +1

    Quicky

  • +1

    this will last me 5 years.

    • So how many years you been married for?

  • +1

    "Get in quick!"

    • That's what she said .

      • While looking at her watch, wondering when the condom courier is going to turn up….

      • Nah she would've said "Get out quick!"

  • 🤔The first 50 buyers will share the 5 condoms together for $1.97 only.

  • condomcourier.co Domain Registration Date Tue Nov 24 23:37:39 GMT 2015

    condomcourier.com.au Available

    • +5

      Sounds like whoever was in charge of the domain suffered from premature registration.

  • +5

    Sounds like I could be screwed by you. Need protection

  • If you buy cheap condoms on Ozbargain you are going to have a bad time.

    • I thought that was Scoopon?

    • If you buy cheap condoms on Ozbargain you are going to have a baby.

      • Especially if you buy from the forums…

      • In other words, you're going to get screwed when you screw?

  • +1

    im keen for a 5 sum

    • +1

      so 4 other dudes and you?

  • +1

    I don't get it. Why would I need condoms posted to me every month, when I can just go to the shops and buy them?

    Perhaps it was supposed to be "© 1955"?

    • why get out of bed?

  • Do you have a referral program?

  • +6

    I came for the puns…

  • well, this is (profanity)

    • (profanity)

      • OzBargain has a (profanity) profanity filter? (profanity) this shit, I'm (profanity) done.

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        • What the (profanity) …

        • +1

          Poopy

          Edit: nope doesnt look like it

  • +4

    Assuming that you have them in my size, I would like to order five of your finest extra, extra, extra medium sized condoms, please.

  • +3

    Just in respone to your bargain, here i post https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/224329
    This for the first many many people.. At this price I would rather have more than double the fun ;)

  • 12 Condoms is considered a lot? What?

    I use 30 a month.

    • -1

      Who ever negged show your face.

      • +1

        I guess someone may be jealous to your use of 30. Huhh, I can't workout daily mate

        • Seems the likely reason haha.

        • No need to get jealous. He is obviously professionals.

    • Water balloon fights?

    • for your pocket pssy?

    • That's why the football team is doing so well!

  • So you buy bulk packs of condoms, split them in to packs of 5, 8, and 12 and then sell for example the 12 pack for $9.95 which is the same price that Coles sells the 24 pack…….

    But the plus side is that you sign up and get them month to month unless you unsubscribe as opposed to picking them up when you get the weekly shop.
    Why would people pay a premium for this?

    • meh, idiots pay for razor subscriptions as well …

  • Is this a guarantee next day delivery like express post?
    Which Durex are you sending me?

    • Would have to be considering its posted 1st of each month and in secret envelops lol

      Looks like the site is encouraging a bit of action outside of a relationship or marketing to the below 18 teens.

    • Regular postage, which will take 2-3 days.

      We normally ship 1st of every month, but can ship immediately if requested.

    • Who can wait that long ………..

  • Wow, thought that would be great for my annual requirements.
    Limiting the market for us married people by making it a 5 a month requirement,

    • You can also use the code SEXNOW for the 12/month plan, which will be $4.98

      • How did you work out that 12 condoms is considered 'a lot'?

        • Sorry, not a pimp. 100% anecdotal experience…

        • They are doing it less than 12 times 'outside the safe period'.

      • He's requesting a '1 a year, for his birthday' plan.

  • a few have reported this as NSFW and Illegal, but other condom deals get a million votes. why would this be illegal/nsfw?

    also other subscription services that offer a month discount /free get votes.

    not a deal for me but its the negs/reports I dont understand.

    • +1

      I voted illegal, but with a comment about the dodgy site that's all :)

      • ah, I see. that makes sense then.

        not bagging anyone just trying to understand.

        • I wanted to vote illegal that people should be limited to 12x a month.

    • +1

      There's a better offer (see new chemist warehouse listing for 6 for $1)

      This is a month to month subscription that is as much as twice the price as purchasing it from a well known distributer.

      This is a product that is widely available for half the cost, hell for the normal subscription cost you can get them from bathroom vending machines.

      • but isnt that nearly the same for all subscriptions like razors, undies etc. I think its expensive myself but others may think convenience is the deal.

        • +1

          When the razor subscriptions started they were way cheaper than those available at Coles and they weren't identical products.

          And is it really any more convenient when you can buy condoms from Supermarkets, Chemists, and Petrol stations?
          This is the exact same product that's available everywhere with the added bonus of we have no idea if these are Groupon/aliexpress specials.

          When you're buying a product designed to protect you from STI's and pregnancy I personally would prefer to spend less money and purchase them from a far more reputable business.

        • +1

          @rekabkram:
          I understand and agree. I would think just about anyone would only be half a kilometre at most from some store that sells them.
          some may just like them a few a time , I dont get it, but some may.

  • I prefer to bareback

    • +4

      Same hi kids

  • I seriously think OzBargain should treat new business ventures better. Give them time to grow.

    • +2

      It's a hard world out there

      • hee hee , hard… :)

    • +1

      Its a 'bargain' site, not post everyday/inflated price.

      • Inflated = bad?

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