Got this email today I think they are weekly deals on special with 73% off they must be nuts.
Nights being longer this could help save some early morning cyclists lives I know I would give more than 1.5 meters wide pass if I saw this going to work on the back of a bicycle.
https://www.zapals.com/media/wysiwyg/bob/ZP3050450619001/1.g…
Looks more like a set of hot glowing scrotum to me!
Terminators hot glowing scrotum
I only came here for the jokes 😁
Hahahahaha!!! Agree!
You can recreate this effect by shining a torch through your scrotum. I recommend CREE LEDs. Any deals on these flashlights at the moment?
Sounds Ballsy
I don't have the balls to put this on my bike
Or big ones to have the courage put it on your bike!
Seriously, just grow a pair
dude, that was a low blow! just below the belt :(
Buy some balls then.. have a heart
Some people go nuts for these apparently. Personally they make me rather testy.
Personally I think they're bollocks.
Anyone got some in Blue?
you just need to tie them with rubber band
Blue balls?
Yeah.. it's a winter thing..
or a lack of sex thing?
Wonder if I can get a necklace version for my partner….
Next year's Valentines Day sorted…
AUD3.44 here http://www.buyincoins.com/item/83287.html (Different colours available)
AUD5.33 at DealExtreme http://www.dx.com/p/bicycle-rear-light-bike-tail-light-heart… so perhaps not that much of a deal.
Yeah no deal here - but good amusing comments
What a nutjob
Cycling Safety
Have these been tested properly?
what a balls up, its upside down
i don't get how this looks like a heart…
https://www.zapals.com/media/wysiwyg/bob/ZP3050450619001/1.g…
Can you get these for a rear vision mirror?
This deal is bollocks.
Great idea…just poorly executed. I'm sure these would sell alot better if it was in the shape of something a bit more sensible.
I know right. They should have made them looked like a ball sack.
What, like an anus? Err, I mean a light with the silhouette of a starfish on it…
Nights being longer this could help save some early morning cyclists lives I know I would give more than 1.5 meters wide pass if I saw this going to work on the back of a bicycle.
thanks OP! everyone here at work had a good laugh!.. ^_^
Cheaper else where.
But the description on the website does say "it feels very soft and smooth".
There's really nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
The way she handles that so rough, she's tugging my heartstrings!
Whoever came up with this deserves the sac…
Any sensible driver low on energy would run over one of these to replenish one of his own hearts
Are there any hairy ones?
remember, heart doesn't grow hair..only balls do.
do they hang lower during hot weather?
No, I think time and gravity does affect the elasticity though.
Not all balls are created equal, the zapals balls weight is 150g, some only have a weight of 70g.
Wouldn't be very effective in the cold cos they'd shrink and be barely visible.
Got this email today I think they are weekly deals on special with 73% off they must be nuts.
Gives a whole new meaning to "pulling on heart strings"
Open up the deal and check out the video down the bottom. I've lost it
Bollocks!
Well hung
Nice design, but a bit small…
Not sure they would get any use around my place
FFS not again!
It is not intended to be subtle. This is a Chinese rip-off of Bike Balls.
http://www.balls.bike/store/bike-balls
Why the fake-modesty "heart shape" school-boy bullshit? Its a single entendre!
Username checks out.
You gotta squeeze ya balls to turn them on apparently.
It says gently squeeze. Suspect too forceful a squeeze will cause damage.
I could be wrong, but the rider in the video looks like a woman. I'm so confused.
Better add another letter to the sexual orientation acronym, you might have found another type!
Came to AUD4 when logged in
We all love a bargain, but that is taking it too far.
Not sure if intentional or not haha
I think the guys on the Tour De France would look like that naturally after a day's riding.
Lance Armstrong wouldn't.
one side probably would.
I really don't think you should be joking about someone's physical impairment, I thought you were better than that.
Balls
They must be nuts? - well i agree it looks like nuts.
For those that need it…
Like the last time these were on sale….Came here for the comments. I was not disappointed yet again.
Can we get this in blue colour? Would like some blue balls
lot of comments coming from the heart here
Ripoff from a canadian kickstarter thing of a few years ago called 'bike balls'. I love how some counterfeit marketing kingpin has come up with the idea of calling it an inverted heart! I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when somebody pointed out to them that the bike light they just ripped off was actually a set of gonads! Then the crisis meeting to find an alternate message for their ads, so get with the program fellow gullible western consumers, IT IS A HEART!! alright!
They all know it's balls, that's the whole point.
They just say heart because it has to get past the censors. Plus it's more amusing for people to think there was a mistake.
They should have a front light that is a dick as part of a matching set!
stick ur head forward when riding
hahah "HEART"
Will go great next to the other set I have on the mantlepiece
These are selling for $3 on ebay and this deal got 40+ votes?
Was $14.71, 73% off? Ozbargain standard seem extremely low these day.
I bought one to give my wife on our 10th wedding anniversary coming up to commemorate 10 years ago when I handed over the real ones to her on our wedding day.
I knew the comments section would not dissapoint. Thanks OZB community.
Any other guys feel a bit of an ache imagining these things swinging around and hitting stuff?
People saying this isn't a heart… Really, then why do my feelings usually incur a tingling sensation down below? It's a true man's heart I say.
Always wondered where those leotard wearing bike riders put there balls! PS Get off the damn road!
you need two sets of these to ride on the Pacific Highway.
Q. So where you would put the other set?
A. On your chin so 'oncoming' traffic can see you!!
I'm gonna put a set on my ride on mower.
I thought I'd feel better paying the extra money buying them from Bang good for some reason but their out of stock.
Turns out they had a big load they had to dump last week.
Don't feel blue… we're here to support you through the thick and thin
You need balls like that you ride a bike on Aussie roads!
Only in the western world people would have non-innocent thoughts
Do they last longer than ten seconds?
Night riding can be hairy…
![Heart Shape LED Bike Light - 73% off: US $3.99 (~AU $5.34) Shipped [Was AU $14.71] @ Zapals](https://files.ozbargain.com.au/n/85/312085.jpg?h=25a07c14)
"heart"