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V.I.Poo for $5 (Usually $10) at Coles

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V.I.Poo for $5 (Usually $10) at Coles
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7hours 44min ago on 05/08/2018 - 22:50 shop.coles.com.au (1285 clicks)

Never heard of this before but a couple of lady friends have recently mentioned this product and vouch for it. Basically you spray this in your toilet before you drop log and it masks the smell until you flush. Haven't tried it myself as the missus is away so I have no reason to use it.

The latest female to spruik it to me included that the purple and pink versions are a lot better than the yellow one.

Ad: https://youtu.be/qxaNMe8oDE8

Previous deal at Woolies for $5: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/321262

Current Coles post: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/393967

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    • dufflover on 06/08/2018 - 10:34

      better by our thing so men still find you attractive

      Well if it really is that stinky that the spray is needed he'll find out later when he's head goes close to the source …
      Just sayin'

      • MITM on 06/08/2018 - 20:54
        +1

        Name checks out

    • Stopback on 06/08/2018 - 15:12

      As don draper would say

      Its a bout givining a women a choice

  • thelastnoob on 05/08/2018 - 23:56
    +3

    I use this in the cinema after I have emptied the large popcorn bucket cos 'i dont wanna miss a thing'

    • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 05:39

      After you've emptied it and before you fill it?

  • princess_nik_nak on 06/08/2018 - 00:22

    Perfect for those shitty situations

  • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 00:30
    +7

    Mother-in-law present sorted.

    • syousef on 06/08/2018 - 12:44

      Hope your divorce lawyer smells nice.

  • SpaceNinja on 06/08/2018 - 00:39
    +1

    Apparently product testers have a shitty job.

    • Joey Jo Jo on 06/08/2018 - 01:06
      +37

      I'm going to bookmark this URL for whenever I'm feeling blue as reading your comment will remind me that no matter how hard I think my life has hit rock bottom at least I'm nowhere near as tragic as the human being who made this comment

      • ahly92 on 06/08/2018 - 15:40

        Shit just got real…

    • hetzjagd on 06/08/2018 - 01:18
      +3

      I bet there's some alcohol in that drink and a few of the ones before it hey

    • Illyria on 06/08/2018 - 10:00

      Nice on Denis Leary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

    • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 12:12
      +2

      Wow, show me on this doll where the lefties hurt you?

  • Joey Jo Jo on 06/08/2018 - 01:02
    +2

    Does your misso really bust your balls over your poo stinking like shit?

    • 7hours 44min ago on 06/08/2018 - 07:48
      +1

      Nah, I usually use the second bathroom anyway. I reckon it would just be nice for her if I knew it was going to be a rough one and she had to dry her hair immediately after.
      I understand all the comments saying it's natural but do these people keep the windows up in the car when they break wind and stare at their partner and say it's normal? It's just nice not to smell bad things.

      • onlinepred on 06/08/2018 - 09:10
        -1

        You really need to look into your diet. Stinky poo is a natural indicator of a bad or in-balanced diet.

        • syousef on 06/08/2018 - 12:46
          +1

          Nope. Some things that are very good for you smell bad after digestion.

        • onlinepred on 06/08/2018 - 13:00

          @syousef: Could you let me know what healthy foods that you very good for you and smell bad after digestion?

        • syousef on 06/08/2018 - 13:02

          @OnlinePred:

          Onion, garlic, asparagus are good ones to start with.

          Beans can be super healthy and are known for making bad smells. As are eggs.

          I wouldn't say a curry is bad for you either, unless it's all you ever eat.

          Moderation in all things.

          Your poop isn't meant to smell nice.

        • onlinepred on 06/08/2018 - 13:56
          -1

          @syousef: It isn't meant to smell terrible. That is the indicator of too much of something, or an intolerance. Onion/garlic/asparagus do not make your feces smell bad, excess amounts do.

          Like I said, the colour and odur are good indicators on a healthy diet. If you eat excess of certain sulfur, high sugar, processed foods, then yes it will smell quite bad. If you do not eat excess of beans/onion/garlic then the only thing that could smell is your breath.

        • syousef on 06/08/2018 - 14:34

          @OnlinePred:

          It takes a single bean meal, or curry meal or egg meal to make your feces smell worse.

          Your argument is circular. If someone eats some beans and has a merry old time spreading cheer you're going to label that as excessive. It doesn't matter if they do that once a year, you're still going to claim excess. That smell would have nothing whatsoever to do with general health of the person consuming those beans.

          Magical thinking abounds in food science and digestive health. I'd find it quite funny if it wasn't so harmful.

          Now there are definitely medical conditions that can make your stool smell bad. And there are conditions for which testing a stool sample is a useful diagnostic. But it's not as simple asw "dude your poop smells bad, you must be eating wrong"

        • onlinepred on 06/08/2018 - 14:54

          @syousef: I don't think you are hearing me. I eat onion, eggs, beans, lentils etc etc. My feces only smells bad if I eat fatty take away food, OR I eat a large amount of these items. If you are getting smelly feces, then you have had too much of that item.

          I 100% agree that if you eat those products in excess your feces will smell! 100% agree! Curries often have excess amounts of many nutrients etc that go straight through, of which causes the smelly feces. Also lack of liquids etc can cause constipation that can cause smellier feces.

          Anyway enough talk about shit. It smells in general, but if it smells worse, then you have an inbalance from something you ate. You can choose to look into it, or ignore it and accept it as a type of food, rather than the quantity you consumed.

        • foxinsox8 on 06/08/2018 - 16:02
          +7

          @OnlinePred: someone actually said : "My shit don't stink". Amazing

        • 7hours 44min ago on 06/08/2018 - 19:45

          Thanks for the concern but diet, fitness and gut microbiome are big interests of mine; I spend a lot of time learning about them. Doesn't mean I don't get on the beers and have a calorie cheat day every now and then as I like to enjoy life too.

  • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 01:37

    Should be compulsory for people using public toilets.

    • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 14:13
      -1

      People should just poop in bags whilst in public.

      As for the environmental warriors/morons I have always wondered why bagging dog shit in public is a good idea when it could just be left on the grass to compost naturally.

      • MITM on 06/08/2018 - 21:05

        You’ve never been to Paris ?. There it’s quite normal to leave your dog poop on the pavement for others to walk around/in.

        • Turd on 06/08/2018 - 21:51

          Thought that was China

  • miq on 06/08/2018 - 01:52
    +1

    Is there a product that does the opposite of this? i.e. intensifies the smell? would be hilarious for when I take big dumps at my mate's place.

    • thelastnoob on 06/08/2018 - 01:59
      +4

      its called curry and it makes your poo look like a curry

      • miq on 06/08/2018 - 02:29
        +2

        cast iron stomach here… unfortunately even a fiery vindaloo has very little effect on me :(

    • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 05:45
      +1

      Save some of your shit and then wipe it under his nose while he'd not looking. Try and make a Hitler mustache.

    • Joey Jo Jo on 06/08/2018 - 09:28
      +1

      you've never had a large Hhopper and cheese meal with a side of onion rings followed up with half a bottle of Jack Daniels?

    • dufflover on 06/08/2018 - 10:36

      You never had those end of year 12 pranks through school? Stink bombs galore.

      • syousef on 06/08/2018 - 12:47

        If kids these days try to pull the crap that was normal in the 60s, 70s and 80s they'll end up in jail with a record as a terrorist.

    • Ugly on 06/08/2018 - 12:29

      There is!! LiquidAss

    • ilikeit on 06/08/2018 - 14:22

      Fart bomb.

  • MeesusEff on 06/08/2018 - 02:26
    +2

    Rather let the next cubicle smell my business than to risk public toilet splash back 🤔😬

  • chumlee on 06/08/2018 - 06:29

    Works well if you spray it directly up your butt and then spray in the toilet. No clean up at all

  • garage sale on 06/08/2018 - 07:02
    +1

    spray in parliament before next session starts ….

    i recall,years ago they used to have those air wick fresheners in some people’s toilets, especially with larger families,
    with smaller apartments, and some with no windows in the toilets this might be handy when visiting people as a courtesy, if you like your host anyway,

    or visiting your future in laws and have used the toilet “ darling before you marry him get him to see a doctor, if it’s an illness or he has a dead rat up his bottom”

    for a share house can of glen 20 is cheap

  • Scab on 06/08/2018 - 07:30

    V.I.Poo

    Very important shit.

  • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 07:43
    +10

    Annoying tv ad. Stupid product. Waste of money.

  • Iwantthatbargain on 06/08/2018 - 08:01

    These questions are for those who used this before, How many sprays this last? Does this leave any traces of use (like Lavender smell)?

  • Turd on 06/08/2018 - 09:02

    I've used it and it works great!

  • bikeframed on 06/08/2018 - 09:04
    +1

    Are they saying that women defecate? Who knew?

    • orly on 06/08/2018 - 09:11
      +1

      Only on your dreams.

  • theguru1 on 06/08/2018 - 09:05
    +2

    I just turn on the fan. Works for me.

  • theguru1 on 06/08/2018 - 09:10

    Is this the half strength version for Less Important Poo?

  • Conka on 06/08/2018 - 09:23

    I can’t believe this is a product…

    Seriously??

    • boomramada on 06/08/2018 - 11:00

      Yep and people buy it. Sorry mate you just too slow on inventions.

  • lainey13 on 06/08/2018 - 09:24

    I thought the ad was pretty funny but this is a completely unnecessary product. Everyone's shit stinks.

  • Danger on 06/08/2018 - 09:30
    +7

    I''m just here for comments

    • MITM on 06/08/2018 - 21:08

      No crap.

  • Godric on 06/08/2018 - 09:34

    My poop stinks good no deal

  • imurgod on 06/08/2018 - 09:39
    +1

    Nevermind me, I'm just here for the comments

  • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 09:40
    +7

    Awesome, invest $5 in this and then only need to flush my toilet when it's full!
    Isn't this a great way to save water?

    • pennypincher98 on 06/08/2018 - 09:58
      +2

      Ozbargainer of the year award.

    • syousef on 06/08/2018 - 13:05

      And if you buy some turtles and have them live in your house, they'll mutate and become superheroes.

      • THICKnSLOW on 07/08/2018 - 00:51

        Let the logs pile up in the bowl and your turtles can play beaver dam in your toilet - coolest kid in town

        • syousef on 07/08/2018 - 08:28

          Teenage Mutant Toilet Turtles. Turtles in a Toilet Bowl. Puke Power.

  • JoeRogan on 06/08/2018 - 09:44

    This shit is the goods! (no pun intended.. or maybe there is!)
    Seriously.. this stuff works very well.

  • rexstar on 06/08/2018 - 09:58
    +1

    Time to punish the porcelain.

  • pennypincher98 on 06/08/2018 - 09:58

    If people are that way inclined, surely deodorant is cheaper? About $90.91/L and that's half price!

  • Spootage on 06/08/2018 - 10:11

    If I sprayed this in my butt hole, would the effects last longer?

  • wolffram on 06/08/2018 - 10:28

    Smelly poop…first world problem. Wait, I think this is a global problem is it not🙀

  • justtoreply on 06/08/2018 - 10:46

    This is toxic to aquatic life. Tell this to all those females.

  • Jared17 on 06/08/2018 - 11:10

    came here for the comments

  • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 11:11
    +1

    Ice magic might be a cheaper, biodegradable substitute. Sets in seconds.

    • Gravy on 06/08/2018 - 11:21

      Plot hole… sets in seconds on an icy surface… not sure about a steaming surface. :)

  • Gravy on 06/08/2018 - 11:13
    +1

    I wonder if they went down the wrong track with the product name? People who give a shit about the smell of their poo are perhaps not the same people who want to carry a product in their handbag/manbag that heavily features the word poo. People who enjoy the comedy of the product name are perhaps not the same market as people who would want to actually use it.

    • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 11:14
      +1

      I miss the days of deliberate broadcast price checks.

  • ihbh on 06/08/2018 - 11:27

    Why don't you breathe through your mouth and save some money.

  • mavis30551 on 06/08/2018 - 11:38

    Doesnt it burn though?

  • Breno785au on 06/08/2018 - 12:17

    Waste of money, nothing can mask my by-products

  • serpserpserp on 06/08/2018 - 12:18

    What if you spray and then spend 20 minutes reading OZB on the dunny then do a poo? Still work?

  • Wardaddy on 06/08/2018 - 12:22

    Does it work on bullshit? If so I'll send a case to Shorten.

  • roundnumbersonly on 06/08/2018 - 12:27

    Got given this as a joke present…I use it all the time, it works pretty well.

  • XyzzE on 06/08/2018 - 12:28

    This product (and/or poo-pourri) is absolutely magical if you're co-habiting with someone who has Crohn's/an ostomy or similar. Quite cheap/easy to make your own too, if you find issue with the ingredients. :)

  • Quarn on 06/08/2018 - 12:29

    What a crapping great deal!

  • Op54 on 06/08/2018 - 12:43

    I just love that comment from the OP, "Drop a log". Like my work mates who say: "dropping off a batch" (From when I worked at a chemical factory in the USA), or "Dropping the kids off at the pool", which is fairly common with my work mates now in here Aus (Toilet humour I know).

    • syousef on 06/08/2018 - 13:06

      Sinking battleships.

      • jlogic on 06/08/2018 - 19:35

        Backing one out…

        Going to go visit my friend John…

        Are a few that I have heard.

        • syousef on 06/08/2018 - 19:47

          Laying cables.

        • MITM on 06/08/2018 - 21:12

          @syousef: taking a dump - but where too ?

  • bigbadboogieman on 06/08/2018 - 12:58

    Wondering if this works with floaters?

  • power71 on 06/08/2018 - 13:05

    I might just have to squeeze one out my local Coles this week!

  • living4music on 06/08/2018 - 13:17

    Better use for this is to spray it on your bottom when you realise there is no toilet paper after dumping your shit

  • MementoMori on 06/08/2018 - 13:41
    +1

    Couldn't you just eat healthy/some vegetables instead??

    • Turd on 06/08/2018 - 13:51

      I currently have gastro intestinal. and my poo is running and very bad. >.<

  • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 13:53

    Take the label off VIPoo and put it on a can of silly/crazy string and gift it.

  • ozzpete on 06/08/2018 - 13:59

    Is there a spray to stink it up abit ? Mine smells like roses, and I get embarrassed sometimes

  • RocketSwitch on 06/08/2018 - 15:15

    wow

  • knackers on 06/08/2018 - 15:49

    i line my jocks in this stuff

  • Topdog on 06/08/2018 - 15:55

    I love dropping stinky smelly poos to grose people out. Id never use this.

  • Price Jack on 06/08/2018 - 16:02

    This is just no help for the managers upstairs that come down and spray paint the disabled toilets every morning at work.

    Nothing masks that smell.

  • Eeples on 06/08/2018 - 17:06

    I need something to mask the noise.

    • xoom on 06/08/2018 - 18:06

      Maybe earplugs are on sale on aliexpress.

  • Budju on 06/08/2018 - 17:46

    Do they have any marked down g-bangers?

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