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V.I.Poo for $5 (Usually $10) at Coles

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V.I.Poo for $5 (Usually $10) at Coles
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7hours 44min ago on 05/08/2018 - 22:50 shop.coles.com.au (1285 clicks)

Never heard of this before but a couple of lady friends have recently mentioned this product and vouch for it. Basically you spray this in your toilet before you drop log and it masks the smell until you flush. Haven't tried it myself as the missus is away so I have no reason to use it.

The latest female to spruik it to me included that the purple and pink versions are a lot better than the yellow one.

Ad: https://youtu.be/qxaNMe8oDE8

Previous deal at Woolies for $5: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/321262

Current Coles post: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/393967

Groceries Air Freshener Air Wick Toilet Spray

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  • Perthian on 05/08/2018 - 22:53
    +13

    Perfect for when the missus is away.

    • Zedsdeadbabyzedsdead on 05/08/2018 - 23:13
      +8

      Where is Turd when we need him?

      • ccrap on 05/08/2018 - 23:40
        +52

        Will I do in the meantime?

        • crazyj on 06/08/2018 - 12:01
          +2

          Name checks out.

      • 51ngh on 06/08/2018 - 06:04
        +7

        Remember .. this product masks it away ….
        He's still around… just can't feel it's presence

      • Turd on 06/08/2018 - 10:23
        +26

        Im here! and Ive used this before, and it works. Confirmed by me.

    • onetwothreefour on 06/08/2018 - 06:48
      +67

      If you do a poo and your wife isn't there to smell it, does it actually smell bad?

      • hornoscous on 06/08/2018 - 09:46
        +3

        No. No it does not.

      • Turd on 06/08/2018 - 10:23
        +1

        Yes it does.

      • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 12:50
        +3

        She will remind you at the custody hearing anyway.

        • Jackamo on 07/08/2018 - 01:40

          I really like custard, will there be peaches do you think.

      • pennypincher98 on 06/08/2018 - 14:20

        If you fart in the woods and no-one is there to hear or smell it, did it really happen?

      • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 14:41
        +6

        She'd still know you left the toilet seat up.

    • biggweilo on 06/08/2018 - 09:42
      +6

      Do people actually waste money on this rubbish?

      Close the lid before you flush. Problem solved.

      • Turd on 06/08/2018 - 10:24
        +1

        I do. It's not rubbish.

        No one likes to smell your poo afterwards.

        Hate people who make shitty poo in shopping centre toilets.

        • crazyj on 06/08/2018 - 12:01
          +15

          erm… 'shitty poo'?

        • Cheemeister on 06/08/2018 - 13:28
          +4

          Mmmmmm, can't have any of that shitty poo around. Quality control, guys! Pick up your game.

      • simulacrum on 06/08/2018 - 11:31
        +1

        The idea is this stops it smelling the place out while you're sitting on the toilet laying cables.

        • decr on 06/08/2018 - 16:03
          +2

          Or browsing OzB

        • deadpoet on 06/08/2018 - 16:38
          +1

          I always got the impression it's intended to be used for people who lay pipe while there is a queue waiting to use the toilets… that way you don't lose face when the next person comes in after you and has to smell the aftermath of said handiwork.

          I'm sure some people would probably be proud of their handiwork rather than being ashamed of it…

        • Orrelljet on 06/08/2018 - 17:14

          @44sunsets:

          Funny you should say that, I was telling my wife and kids, just the other day, about "Log of the Term". Someone at my school was exceedingly proud of what they'd left behind.

        • exxonsign on 09/08/2018 - 22:00

          @44sunsets: Dude, laying pipe is something different: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lay%20pipe

          Anyone doing this while queued for the toilet is multitasking.

      • Stopback on 06/08/2018 - 15:10
        +3

        Or flush 10 seconds after you poop.

        The water splash acts as a douche

      • wozz on 06/08/2018 - 16:29

        Ummm.. i can confidently say with experience that this is not "problem solved" especially if you're a protein user. Though I guess I do like to argue that the smell is natural, not a problem

  • spuderump on 05/08/2018 - 22:53
    +41

    What a shit deal 💩

    • bdl on 05/08/2018 - 22:57
      +1

      Yeah it frickin' reeks

      • mr_asstight on 05/08/2018 - 23:09
        +3

        Poo much of a good thing

        • Frayin on 05/08/2018 - 23:51
          +22

          Piss off.

          Wait, I don't think I did it right.

        • clx on 06/08/2018 - 01:50

          @Frayin: Two good to be true!

        • Marmaduke on 06/08/2018 - 08:03
          +2

          @clx: two good to be poo

        • Scab on 06/08/2018 - 08:31
          +2

          @Marmaduke:

          Too poo to be goo.

        • Kangal on 07/08/2018 - 21:37

          @Frayin:

          Don't worry, try a number 2 comment

      • ozzpete on 06/08/2018 - 09:49
        +5

        The crap we have to read on this site

    • boretentsu on 06/08/2018 - 11:41

      Shit deal or is it the shit???

  • superforever on 05/08/2018 - 22:56
    +1

    $5 for poo

    • jv on 05/08/2018 - 22:58
      +27

      V.I. poo

      • Kangal on 07/08/2018 - 21:38

        VI is Six in Italyanese.

  • bdl on 05/08/2018 - 22:57
    +2

    Avgas will do same thing

    • jv on 05/08/2018 - 22:58
      +2

      as do 'matches'

      • bdl on 05/08/2018 - 22:59
        +8

        Avgas + matches = COMBO KNOCKOUT

        • SuiCid3 on 05/08/2018 - 23:05
          +3

          Guaranteed to blow you away

  • sltsta on 05/08/2018 - 22:59
    +3

    Is it working for diarrhea?

    • jv on 05/08/2018 - 23:00
      +93

      You'll need to get "V.I.Poo Pro"

      • greenlantern on 05/08/2018 - 23:16
        +1

        Hahahahahaha heavy duty

    • [Deactivated] on 05/08/2018 - 23:42
      +4

      You'll need the foam.

  • MsBin on 05/08/2018 - 23:02
    +54

    “Harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects.”
    I’m not going to neg the deal but as a ‘lady’, what a ridiculous product that obviously has adverse effects on the environment. Everybody poops!

    • Jamesx on 06/08/2018 - 07:29
      -1

      Which ingredients? And source?
      Contains:
      Dl-Limonene(Racemic), Alpha-iso-Methylionone, Coumarin, 4-Tert-Butylcyclohexyl Acetate, (Ethoxymethoxy) Cyclododecane, 2,4 Dimethyl-3-Cyclohexen-1-Carboxaldehyde, Delta-1(2,6,6-Trimethyl-3-Cyclohexen-1-yl)-2 Buten-1-One, Linaloon.

      • Scab on 06/08/2018 - 07:31
        +27

        Which ingredients?

        Depends what I've eaten.

      • Pinchie on 06/08/2018 - 10:07
        +5

        Looks like the dipentene is the bio-accumulative ingredient:

        http://rb-msds.com.au/uploadedFiles/pdf/Air%20Wick%20VI%20PO…

        • Silicon Wizardry on 06/08/2018 - 10:43
          +2

          Dipentene is limonene, which is an oil found in citrus peel.

          Many essential oils — like limonene — have an irritant effect on skin or eyes in large enough doses. They can — like limonene — also be toxic to fish.

        • Wardaddy on 06/08/2018 - 12:12
          +17

          @siliconB: Yep, when I have lemon on my fish they're always dead.

      • 1Kenobi on 06/08/2018 - 10:25
        +7

        Source is on product page and hazard statement …
        Warning:
        Use only as directed. Read & retain instructions. Use in well ventilated areas. May produce an allergic reaction. Harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects. Keep out of reach of children and pets. If medical advice is needed, have product container or label at hand. If in eyes: Rinse cautiously with water for several minutes. Remove contact lenses if present and easy to do-continue rinsing. If on skin: Wash with soap and water. If skin irritation or a rash occurs: Get medical advice/attention.

        • MITM on 06/08/2018 - 20:50

          Use in well ventilated areas-sought of defeats the purpose.

        • Stirfryz on 07/08/2018 - 00:31
          +1

          @MITM: sought of? You mean sort of?

      • iseenya on 06/08/2018 - 21:43

        Coumarin = rat poison!

    • Illyria on 06/08/2018 - 09:57
      +2

      Everybody? Even princesses and unicorns?

    • Make it so on 06/08/2018 - 11:27
      +5

      That is factually incorrect. Kim Jong-un does not defecate.

      I am curious about the long-lasting effects. Do they mean fish get a permanent disability?

      • Wardaddy on 06/08/2018 - 12:15
        +1

        So that's why he's so fat!

      • ChadHominem on 07/08/2018 - 03:35

        If you're asking if the fish end up on sea-welfare and spend the rest of their lives watching SpongeBob and smoking seaweed, yes. "Permanent disability"

      • PJC on 07/08/2018 - 03:54

        I may have a gogigyeopbbang for lunch.

    • Lister55 on 06/08/2018 - 12:35

      I wanted to get this as a joke Fathers Day present… now you're telling me its harmful to the environment… Damn.

    • whirlpool_guy on 06/08/2018 - 13:20

      Last thing we need is releasing more crappy chemicals in the environment!

      • Yarkin on 06/08/2018 - 14:31
        +1

        Well unless you're planning to hold it in, I don't think you have a choice.

  • Low Punt on 05/08/2018 - 23:10
    +1

    Is there a v-Ipoo for all the crap on social media?

    • Zedsdeadbabyzedsdead on 05/08/2018 - 23:15
      +2

      Yes, it's called, 'don't subscribe to it'

    • Enjj0y on 05/08/2018 - 23:20
      -1

      V-ipoo by apple…

  • shmahoo on 05/08/2018 - 23:18
    +3

    I sprayed this on my Twitter and as such can safely receive Trump's feed again

  • Borg on 05/08/2018 - 23:21
    +9

    Seriously….do people buy this stuff (gotta laugh). The is nothin worse than than the smell of a purfumed dump. Buy a box of matches for a few cents and the sulpher will do a better job…….or just be proud and enjoy the aftermath :-)

    • frewer on 05/08/2018 - 23:37

      LOL bottom on fire hahaha

    • lost in transit on 06/08/2018 - 06:40

      Yeah I'm sure the airlines will love that idea lol…
      I don't need it anyway the girlfriend reckons mine smells like roses. Doesnt anyone's else's ?????…

      • wfdTamar on 06/08/2018 - 09:09

        I flew Thai about a month ago and they had a bottle of perfume (or something like that) in the loo, presumably for this.

    • syme321 on 06/08/2018 - 13:28

      Mythbusters and this suggest it doesn't burn up the stinky chemicals, it's more the smell of burnt matches/smoke mask the smell..
      http://sciencenordic.com/burning-match-does-it-get-rid-nasty…

  • frewer on 05/08/2018 - 23:27
    +1

    How about dont eat, just drink water ? No poo no smelt

    • syousef on 06/08/2018 - 12:41
      +3

      In about a month the smell of your rotting corpse?

      • papachris on 06/08/2018 - 21:17

        Lucky - I hear they are developing V.I. Rotting Corpse…

  • bargainisg8 on 05/08/2018 - 23:27
    +5

    Just imagining how they tested the product before launch.

    • Lukian on 06/08/2018 - 02:45

      Somewhat like this? https://youtu.be/6Mmht-wWa3s

    • ozzpete on 06/08/2018 - 09:58
      +1

      They went round public toilet blocks, if they could smell it from the carpark, they would enter therein to find the suitable test subject

  • cathole on 05/08/2018 - 23:34
    +7

    what if your turds are so large they protrude out of the water like a pacific iceberg?

    • Borg on 05/08/2018 - 23:39
      +2

      In that case, dont worry about the stench….just leave it "as is" and walk away.

    • WARvault on 06/08/2018 - 00:05
      +14

      Where is your poo knife?

      • syousef on 06/08/2018 - 12:42
        +1

        Favourite weapon in Fortnite.

      • ilikeit on 06/08/2018 - 14:18
        +1

        I have a mate who used to get his mother to cut up his shits because they wouldn't flush. He is a massive human. No idea why he couldn't do it.

    • tdw on 06/08/2018 - 00:42
      +3

      pacific iceberg?

      i laughed so hard i nearly shat myself

      • decr on 06/08/2018 - 16:09
        +1

        Still laughing my arse off.

    • xoom on 06/08/2018 - 08:44
      +3

      Then you take a pic and upload to ratemypoo.com

  • WatchNerd on 05/08/2018 - 23:39
    +9

    Or you could save $5.00 & just open a window.

    • [Deactivated] on 06/08/2018 - 05:38
      +4

      You could also save all your money and never buy anything ever.

    • Iwantthatbargain on 06/08/2018 - 07:57

      High rise building apartments' toilet would not have windows

      • pennypincher98 on 06/08/2018 - 09:56
        +3

        Hopefully they have exhaust fans..

        • dufflover on 06/08/2018 - 10:32

          Depends if they're proper or dodgy built ones - it's in the building code of requiring a fan if no window, or something like that. Read it on another deal way back.

  • hetzjagd on 05/08/2018 - 23:41
    +14

    Look if people buy this and they like it then that's cool, I have no real issue with that.

    But this is literally preying on peoples insecurities. "hey ladies, guys don't want to know you take dumps too. anyone whose not using this product and leaving the bathroom all stinky? that's not pretty. better by our thing so men still find you attractive and you don't 'suffer' the embarrassment of having had a bowel movement".

    • pensionday on 05/08/2018 - 23:47

      Yeah I agree… Also, it's possibly worse to wonder why someone spent so much time in the bathroom that is apparently "unused" :s

    • Frayin on 05/08/2018 - 23:54
      +4

      If the smell doesn't announce what I'm currently doing the sound certainly will xD

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