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[QLD] Wet N Wild Free Entry for Pregnant Ladies upon Presenting Doctors Certificate and Valid ID

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How much is my ticket if I am pregnant?

Wet'n'Wild offer FREE 1 day admission to expecting mothers. This is only available at the front gate and women must produce a doctors certificate and valid ID to qualify.

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  • +14

    Dope, free abortion basically!

    • Lmao

  • +16

    2nd wet and wild for the lucky lady. Think about it lol.

    • +2

      The best part is when you enter the tunnel

      • +9

        only available at the front gate

        • Even better when you can rent the ring, cheaper than purchasing it!

  • +16

    So in other words a free Wet'n'Wild experience to those who have already been Wet'n'Wild?

    • +14

      Yes its the post schoolies special.

  • +17

    What a completely strange promotion.

    Although I could see some women enjoying this just for the chance to float in a pool for awhile (probably not take the strenuous slides).

  • +56

    Very specific deal, let's not ovary-act

    • Comment of the day!

      • -11

        Pretty lame comment.

        • +1

          No, the lame ones get downvoted…like yours has been!

    • +1

      Now that made me laugh. Kudos to you, iMagoo!

  • +1

    Equality 101

  • +4

    I'm confused. How much for this guy's ticket?

    • +3

      Full price, he's already given birth.

  • +1

    they make sure they put ladies there, you know just in case..

  • +6

    Targeted?

    Free Entry for Pregnant Ladies

    Have they not seen the movie Junior

    • +7

      “- Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
      - Stan aka Loretta: I want to be one.
      - Reg: What?
      - Stan aka Loretta: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
      - Reg: What?
      - Stan aka Loretta: It's my right as a man

      Stan: I want to have babies.
      Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
      Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
      Reg: But … you can't HAVE babies!
      Stan: Don't you oppress me!
      Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?

      • +2

        Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats.

      • The BBC will no longer broadcast Monty Python.
        It was bad enough that they were all Oxbridge-educated white males (though got away for a while because one was gay).
        But now they are clearly trans-phobic.

  • +22

    Great deal if you're water broke.

    • -6

      Lame

      • +2

        Lame

        Have you been triggered?

        • a little bit

  • +11

    Wet and Wilds promo guy has a fetish

  • +11

    So basically being visibly pregnant is not proof enough lol

    • +1

      I guess they want to see one week pregnant ladies too.

    • +7

      it will save them the embarrassment of being asked are you really pregnant or just fat?

      • +1

        Imagine the embarrassment if they didn't have the pregnancy certificate clause!! :')

        Staff: Welcome to Wet n Wild
        Lady: Thank you I'm excited to be here!
        Staff: We have a special promotion of free entry for pregnant women. Congratulations!
        Lady: I'm not pregnant :/

        <crickets chirping> …

        <insert awkward silence here>

    • +1

      Could have ascites.

  • -1

    Interesting :)

    • +3

      Plasmapuff, Lower those eyebrows!

  • +8

    Perfect if you're after a water birth.

  • +6

    Pretty sure that water slides are discouraged for pregnant women - so I guess the discount recognises that they can't use the biggest attractions in the park?

    • +26

      Yeah this is the elephant in the womb

  • +1

    Onto it NOW..

    Do we know when the deal expires??

    • +19

      I’d say around 9 months give or take.

    • +1

      Presumably in about nine months

      • +6

        Too late to pull out that comment.

  • +3

    Targeted deal

  • Hmm, do they have one for 'Permanently injured due to a non-fault traffic crash and can't go on anything else that isn't Calypso Beach'?

    • +4

      I think I saw that in the small print

  • -1

    Anyone know how much it is for expectant mothers at raging Waters Sydney?

    • Raging Waters Sydney offers a discounted rate to expecting mothers. A doctors certificate must be provided to Guest Services to access this rate.

      FAQ

  • +1

    Add targetted tag please, I'm not preggers

    • +2

      Do you want to be?

      • +1

        Smooth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • +3

    Thanks… I talked my GF into taking up this deal, she then changed her mind but it was too late to pull out!

    • +1

      You’re about 53 comments too late on that one.

      • +1

        I did come earlier but like anyone who gets this deal they probably got shafted!

    • +6

      Do as your username; stick to browsing.

  • Gonna knock up my GF to get in on this promo.

    • +1

      Hasn't she told you yet?

  • +1

    Looks like the normal backdoor hack dosnt work with this promo!

    • +1

      Joke article. Hope nobody is dumb enough to take it seriously!

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