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Flea Market Remote Control Poo $10 C&C /in-Store (No Delivery) @ JB Hi-Fi

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The price has come down since the previous deal

Limited stock.

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  • +12

    If only the price was a wee bit lower

    • -5

      It’s taking sometime, but it’s going down bit by bit… they’ll b all out soon (might need a magazine or something)

  • This deal stinks. Be perfect if steam came out of it as well for full effect.

    • Or if it was more realistic to attract real flies. Oh wait…

      • +1

        I guess you could do an actual poo on it for more realism.

  • +5

    these shitty deals are getting annoying

  • +1

    Nooo shit… I mean Yesss Shit!

  • +21

    JB Hi-Fi having trouble moving these?

    • +1

      Not surprising. Have a look at the product reviews on Youtube. Half of them don't work out the box, have a life spam of a matter of minutes or just don't work as advertised.

    • Yep pushing s* uphill

    • They'd already sold out in my local store when I looked a week or two ago.

  • +2

    Metamucil.

    • +2

      Is that an app?

      • I wasn't alert. Intended it to be a reply to strangeloop66. JB Hi-Fi having trouble moving these? Metamucil. As in JB should try Metamucil. The fiber absorbs liquid in the intestines and swells and forms a bulky stool, which is easy to pass.

  • +1

    This was not what i was expecting when i logged on to OZ today :D

    • 4 hours and 23 mins and no upvote for "logged on"?

  • +5

    Looks like a maccas 2.5 swirl soft serve

  • +33

    Saw it on the net
    Bought it on the phone
    Now you're home alone
    It's a piece of crap

    I tried to plug it in
    I tried to turn it on
    When I got it home
    It was a piece of crap

    Got it from ozbargain
    On it you can depend
    I found out in the end
    It was a piece of crap

    I'm trying to save some bucks
    I saw it & said holyf*ck!
    They cut the forests down
    To build this piece of crap??!?

    I went back to the store
    They gave me four more
    The guy told me at the door
    It's a piece of crap!

    • +1

      Best comment of 2020 so far. Well done sir

    • No other way to say it. You are the Edgar Allan Poe of the 2020s.

      • +2

        The Neil Young, even.

      • +4

        Or was that his famous imitator, Edgar Allan Poo?

        • Hi Dad

    • Throwing in some tune and drum,
      And you get the hit song.

    • +1

      That sir, is a piece of crap… oops, sorry, I mean "A Piece of Crap".

  • My sister got one for a gag prize at Christmas, it's loud (when moving) and the farting sound is pretty ordinary.

    • +24

      Hell of a way to talk about your sister. So, what is the item like?

      • +8

        Oh that…… yeah well its terrible too.

  • What?

  • +7

    I wasn't going to get one, but at this price it's hard to pass.

  • Poo much of a good thing could be a bad thing

  • Deal of the year already. For next years Christmas filler. Work Chris Kringle. Gold. Saw it before Christmas instore and thought for the.

  • +4

    They are just dumping their stock of these

    • +4

      There's piles of them in store.

      • +1

        In run out

  • +1

    Key Features:
    Hilarious Sound
    Drives and Spins 360 Degrees

  • Thx OP bought 100

    • +3

      That'll be a shit storm!

  • +2

    Would recommend to DIY and save money.

  • Hmmm wonder why they haven't moved, pretty shitty deal I think !

  • Does it support google assistant or Siri?

    • +2

      I believe it supports google ass-istant

  • Paying for $hit. No thanks, I can do it myself.

    • I'd rather this $hit than your sh!t

    • can your shit spins 360 degree

  • Needs better controls… Drives like SHIT ! :P

  • +1

    The Man From Runny River, by a bored idiot with too much time off work.

    There was movement on the toilet, for the stool I passed was round,
    For the turd from my butt had found its way.
    And had joined the thousand others-in the sewer, they were found.
    So all the cracks had opened on there way.
    All the noted faeces, from the bum cracks near and far.
    Been brewing in the bowels overnight,
    And the toilet paper's rough, rubbing up and down with diarrhoea,
    And as I flush the toilet, I sniff in great delight.

    Yeah, that's all I have got……

  • I have a gut feeling about this one…

  • now if it was wearing an Hawaiian shirt..

  • I thought this was for a Flea Market branded turntable, I see now that I've got the two products only slightly mixed up.

  • Sh*t just got REAL.

  • I didn't know you can send poop via Australia Post

    • I'm pretty sure they have a shit delivery service.

  • this has way too many upvotes

  • I saw this while taking a dump… It's a sign?

  • I've been hanging out for this

  • +1

    "bailbondsh 39 min agonew
    this has way too many upvotes"
    Don't you mean updates?

  • I walked into JB the other day and said to the young guy working there that I need to lay some cable. He went out the back and said flee market poo is on sale. I said WTF I wanted to buy some cable I need to lay cable.

  • The remote control frequency is the same for all. If you have 2 of these in the same room, you will control both of them.

    Bought a few before xmas and was spinning all of them around with 1 single remote

    The range of this is only about 3-4 meters. Any further and it stops

    It can only go forward, backwards and turn right. Movement is pretty bad

    But we had a good laugh in the office

    • Shits and giggles?

    • +2

      I assume you are government employees..

  • Why would someone buy this?

  • -1

    Is the remote secure? I'm worried about packet sniffing or man in the middle vulnerabilities.

  • +2

    I can't help but feel that there's a lack of moral fibre in this product.

  • Shit just got real

  • +1

    gonna buy one so i can take control of my sh*t in 2020.

  • Holy sh*t, this is still on sale?!
    For some reason there's only stock left in QLD.
    Not sure if that means anything…

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