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FREE Hotdog + Massage @ MÄNLAND - IKEA Homebush (NSW) 1-4/9/11

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FREE Hotdog + Massage @ MÄNLAND - IKEA Homebush (NSW) 1-4/9/11
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Lanat on 02/09/2011 - 12:09 ikea.com (1342 clicks)

As per website:

IKEA launches MÄNLAND
In celebration of Father’s Day and in recognition of long suffering male shoppers everywhere, IKEA is launching MÄNLAND.

For a limited time only, women can now check partners into MÄNLAND at IKEA Homebush Bay Drive for thirty blissful minutes of leisure activities. From games of table football and arcade machines to non-stop sports coverage on TV, followed by massages and a complimentary hotdog, the MÄNLAND crèche is the perfect …solution to avoid those unpredictable "mantrums".

Thursday 1 September and Friday 2 September, 11am-7pm
Saturday 3 September and Sunday 4 September, 10am-­6pm

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  • skyva on 02/09/2011 - 12:12
    +21

    Any hope of that in Victoria Gdns, Vic? Free hotdog with massage sounds a bit like a gay brothel through.

    • jv on 02/09/2011 - 12:17
      +19

      Bunnings need to set up a WÖMANLAND…

    • medium_tight on 02/09/2011 - 12:52
      +9

      How about DIY workshop, while she's gone , I build my own badass cabinet

    • dd22qq on 02/09/2011 - 13:49

      You know you want to.

  • theworks on 02/09/2011 - 12:16
    +23

    And let her go nuts with the CC? not on my watch!

    • Ruckus on 02/09/2011 - 12:24
      +1

      Who's going to unpack and build everything?

      • nieza on 02/09/2011 - 12:32
        +3

        The lesbians…

    • Geewhizz on 02/09/2011 - 12:36
      +1

      And don't they just KNOW that she's going to give your CC a far bigger hiding than she could if you were there. Enjoy your hotdog.

  • GerrardLFC on 02/09/2011 - 12:38
    +7

    No mention of Happy Ending :(

    • jv on 02/09/2011 - 12:51
      +7

      Will never be a Happy Ending once you see the amount on the receipt from your partner…

    • retiredfeline on 02/09/2011 - 12:53
      +5

      The happy ending is for Ikea. :)

  • Sage on 02/09/2011 - 13:12
    +29

    Hahahaha "FREE Hotdog massage"

    • bluphobia on 02/09/2011 - 13:14
      +1

      Bwhahahaha deserves a +1

    • simulacrum on 02/09/2011 - 14:07
      +2

      Yeah "Free Hotdog massage at Manland" is how I first read it too. hahah

  • retiredfeline on 02/09/2011 - 13:24
    +1

    Can I get a random female to check me in, then I skip the massage and go straight for the hotdog? Better still, can I check myself in for just a hotdog? :)

    • csg001 on 02/09/2011 - 13:26
      +2

      Haha yeh exactly what I'm thinking.
      Any female OzBargainers keen to be my "partner" for 30min? XD

      • [Deactivated] on 02/09/2011 - 13:38
        +6

        Next bargain:

        "FREE speed dating session plus FREE hotdog, this weekend only!"

      • Shwayne on 02/09/2011 - 15:36

        Just tell them your partner is already shopping in Ikea.

        If they refuse to let you in just fake a phone call telling her to leave the store and that you are going home. :P

  • ohoho on 02/09/2011 - 13:38

    mmm hotdog..

    • MementoMori on 02/09/2011 - 13:46

      Hmmmm…. will drive and spend $2 on fuel to get free $1 hotdog massage

  • homersyd on 02/09/2011 - 13:46

    wonder how long the massage is… 5 mins?

    • medium_tight on 02/09/2011 - 13:53
      +1

      very discreet person :)

  • ScaryZombie on 02/09/2011 - 14:29

    i know free is free, but the hotdogs are awful. you won't notice it if you're really hungry after marathon walking around the store for a few hours, but to me you can barely taste any meat in it. its like drinking watered down coke or dr. pepper.

    • Cluster on 02/09/2011 - 14:54
      +6

      Prime cuts -> Secondary cuts -> Mince -> Hot dog -> Pet food. Hot dogs contain everything too good for pets but not good enough for any other use.

  • Fybre on 02/09/2011 - 14:34
    +4

    Its worth a +1 just for the wild visions it conjures in my sick little mind.

    • bluphobia on 02/09/2011 - 15:54

      Everyone in drench coats, dark sunnies looking awkwardly around

  • icywind on 02/09/2011 - 15:23
    +3

    +1 for the sense of humour we have here :D

    • syme321 on 02/09/2011 - 16:43
      +1

      Agreed … nice to end Friday on a chuckle

  • SuperJew on 02/09/2011 - 17:29

    The swedish and their crazy marketing. Better then last years promotion of an enema and a turkey salad.

  • Geewhizz on 02/09/2011 - 18:08
    +3

    the hotdogs are awful.

    But the hotdogs are CHEAP! Where else other than the hotdog bar can you get a bottomless soft drink for $1?

    • RickOnOzBargain on 02/09/2011 - 19:28
      +2

      I assume everyone knows to sign up for Ikea Family card…
      Then coffee (not good), hot chocolate (very good) and soft drinks
      are always free.

  • ifixa on 02/09/2011 - 18:21
    +1

    just went and the hot dog also came with a free 500ml 'apple sparkling drink'

  • flipstardirect on 02/09/2011 - 19:41
    +1

    if anyone has seen the ikea 'female massager' ads where a baby accidentally turns the 'toy' on, then there's nothing wrong in expecting a little 'extra' on your hotdog while you enjoy your ManTime in MÄNLAND (the Ä is extra deep-throatily pronounced)

  • tdw on 02/09/2011 - 20:36
    +3

    "games of table football and arcade machines to non-stop sports coverage on TV"

    this girl wants :(

  • strangeloops66 on 02/09/2011 - 21:13

    MANLAND sounds too much like a sausage fest.

    Sorry, don't know how to do an umlaut over the "a". flipstardirect, how did you did it?

    • flipstardirect on 02/09/2011 - 21:24
      +1

      copy paste lol :)
      (from title)

    • tdw on 02/09/2011 - 22:55

      mmmm sausage fest with mustard

  • SydStrand on 02/09/2011 - 21:27
    +1

    This is the best post.

  • pauly on 02/09/2011 - 21:56

    http://video.news.com.au/2113355743/Welcome-to-Manland

    a place where men can be men rather than shop with wives or girlfriends.

    LOL.

    • csg001 on 02/09/2011 - 22:12

      Hmmm seems from that vid you actually need a woman to check you in. Darn it… :(

      • pauly on 02/09/2011 - 22:49

        You can always find a woman or women to check you in. Just give them half your hotdog or something in return for the favour.

        And this is OzB afterall, where the chances of finding someone to help you score a bargain is quite high. :)

        • tdw on 02/09/2011 - 22:54
          +2

          "And this is OzB afterall, where the chances of finding someone to help you score…"

          i stopped reading after this bit :P

        • GerrardLFC on 03/09/2011 - 11:49
          +1

          Yeah true find some random woman and offer some of your sausage for entry to Manland

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