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Cordless Therapeutic Sports Massager by LVFMUFEB $26.66 + Delivery or Free for Orders over $49 @ Amazon US via AU

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Cordless Therapeutic Sports Massager by LVFMUFEB $26.66 + Delivery or Free for Orders over $49 @ Amazon US via AUAffiliate
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Mahalo on 25/07/2020 - 20:44 amazon.com.au (8199 clicks)
Last edited 27/07/2020 - 10:40 by 1 other user
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LVFMUFEB Massager Can Help You
- Improve blood circulation
- Relax sore muscles and aches
- Reduce built-up tension
- Improve joint mobility and flexibility
- Promote better sleep for a good night’s sleep
- Make showers even more relaxing

Reviews speak for themselves.
Buy two for free delivery. Give one as a gift or use two at the same time for double the relaxation on your muscles.

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  • Hellcrusher3304 on 25/07/2020 - 20:45
    +135

    Here for the comments

    • TEER3X on 25/07/2020 - 20:46
      +7

      Just go read the first review

      • g452 on 25/07/2020 - 20:59
        +6

        Always good to see non bot comments. 3 in 10 is something even the most audaciously coded Chinese bot would never come up with.

        On a related note - has the sentence "Would not hesitate buying from this store in the future" ever not come from a bot/plant?

  • Mintee on 25/07/2020 - 20:49
    +15

    This looks like the item that they use on Ch*****ate.com cough

    • KintaroOe on 25/07/2020 - 21:44
      +9

      My first guess was chocolate. Raised more questions than answers.

      • billybob2015 on 25/07/2020 - 21:56
        +1

        googled Ch*****ate.com and s*x and came up with a cam site the * are aterb

        • KintaroOe on 25/07/2020 - 21:59

          First guess. Don't worry, I got it~

    • 0z on 26/07/2020 - 21:04

      Please forgive my being retarded but can you give more clues otherwise I’m stuck with chocolate!

      • lainey13 on 27/07/2020 - 11:45

        I can only see chessmate!

  • mrshorty on 25/07/2020 - 20:51
    +58

    Should i buy this for the wife? Im sick of her using me like a toy
    lol

    • lancedefrance on 26/07/2020 - 17:59
      +15

      send her over, happy to help.

  • RSmith on 25/07/2020 - 21:00
    +21

    According to Amazon…

    Frequently bought together:

    Massager + Lube.

    • Sammyboy on 25/07/2020 - 22:59
      +14

      And a selfie ring light

      • xoom on 26/07/2020 - 08:14
        +5

        Gotta pay the bills somehow.

  • RSmith on 25/07/2020 - 21:01
    +21

    Buy two for free delivery.

    For wife and the mistress.

    • g452 on 25/07/2020 - 21:08

      Dual Presents. Good thinking.

    • Tuba on 25/07/2020 - 21:36
      +5

      The true ozbargain spirit would compel you to get them to share one and keep the 'spare'.

    • 0z on 26/07/2020 - 17:19

      Why don’t we use two at the same time, or even … three !

  • awaiko on 25/07/2020 - 21:07
    +5

    Make showers even more relaxing

    Uh … huh.

  • alphalpha on 25/07/2020 - 21:10
    +10

    Nice. It comes in black

  • HairyChickens on 25/07/2020 - 21:18
    +2

    Whats with all these massagers today

  • OMG Bargain on 25/07/2020 - 21:18
    +10

    LOL, here for the comments too… jumped onto Amazon to read the classic reviews there for a laugh…
    "… and it looks like it wouldn't go in but it does. My husband and I love this and its good for the price."

  • danzster on 25/07/2020 - 21:21
    +5

    look at the 4th picture… "whisper quiet"…

    so quiet that you could use it next to a sleeping baby….not that one should…

  • alphalpha on 25/07/2020 - 21:23
    +5

    LVFMUFEB can be rearranged into BUFF ME LUV

    • Tuttle on 25/07/2020 - 23:17
      +5

      LUV BE MUFF

    • alphalpha on 25/07/2020 - 23:43
      -1

      LEB MUFF

      • gizmomelb on 26/07/2020 - 00:52
        +4

        this is for a massager, not a shaver.

    • Mcbaine693 on 27/07/2020 - 11:08

      as the french say 'Le Muff Luv'

  • monky on 25/07/2020 - 21:26

    Ah was looking for an impact massager/gun for my IT band.
    This was not what I was looking for.

    • Thypeople on 25/07/2020 - 21:57

      If you find a gun one, post it. I'd like to grab one

  • Muscles on 25/07/2020 - 21:26
    +2

    Do you guys know which end goes up my butt?

    • RSmith on 25/07/2020 - 21:34
      +6

      Depends on how used the butt is… If the hole is big enough to see thru, the wider end would be perfect.

  • bluenieghbour on 25/07/2020 - 21:30
    +4

    I really like these toys I got one off amazon not too long ago and it does the job, although a bit too loud and the finish is overwhelming and I get there too fast.

  • Tuba on 25/07/2020 - 21:42
    +1

    So have we got to the place where we can post listings for willy shaped massagers as novelty massagers? Or are there site janitors sitting around with their eyes squinted like that Fry meme (Futurama), observing wondering just how far a page janitor should go?

    • alphalpha on 25/07/2020 - 21:52
      +7

      sounds like someone could do with a massager

  • bobzor on 25/07/2020 - 21:46
    +6

    Is this what everyone has been saving their eneloops for?

    • firefly2k3 on 25/07/2020 - 21:59
      +2

      No.. for the other one. This one's rechargeable.

  • HKS on 25/07/2020 - 21:47

    prostate tickler

    • arcticmonkey on 26/07/2020 - 10:37
      +1

      Is there a demo video available?

      • HKS on 26/07/2020 - 10:42
        +12

        on my onlyfans

  • bcstyle on 25/07/2020 - 21:47

    Uh oh

  • Thypeople on 25/07/2020 - 21:56
    +2

    Not sure if I should legitimately buy this for my tight muscles. Seems to be used for other purposes other than the intended.

    • lplau on 25/07/2020 - 22:16
      +1

      Well the design was originally created by Hitachi or maybe made popular by Hitachi due to their upgraded motor. Then obviously it was repurposed for other more gratifying activities.

      This one probably doesnt give enough vibrations for muscle relaxing though… you'd want to get something stronger for that which would also give you a dual purpose if you are a female.

      • Tuba on 26/07/2020 - 00:19

        A steam powered or early electricity version was invented back in the 1800s or thereabouts, and women flocked to doctors to cure the 'melancholy' that at the time was declared the reason many women were viewed as somewhat mad. We would call it frustrated, and agitated, and the doctor knew exactly how to relieve the womans torment. The procedure was explained in terms that played to mens assumption she was nuts, and they didnt inquire further as to the exact treatment Mrs popped in for semi regularly, likely just happy she was happy for a few days and dinner was nicer or she might have even happily purchased and poured the beer they had with it. Im pretty sure Ive seen ye olde images advertising it with a drawing of a woman in ye olde worlde undergarments getting her neck or shoulders rubbed, and of course it could and probably was used like that. But its always intended purpose was less pure and usually took place on a leather chair.

        Apparently this is the true story of the development of the type of device but those Victorians kind of buried it well and no one wanted to picture Nanna like that so it was mutual. We can sort of stomach the idea now, as its not our Nanna, it was her Nanna and shes just some old lady you never knew.

      • Tuba on 26/07/2020 - 02:06
        +2

        It was this…. hysteria, not melancholy. A labour saving device for quacks initially, invented to induce orgasm. Then there was the home version I guess with electricity all the rage in homes, still not the little portable and stashable new ones, but the idea is the same.

        https://mashable.com/2015/02/20/history-of-vibrators/

        It was not uncommon for Victorian doctors to encounter female patients with hysteria. Symptoms included ongoing anxiety, irritability, and a bloated stomach.

        Blame for this condition, which is no longer recognized by medical professionals, was attributed to the woman's womb. The prescribed treatment was a "pelvic massage" to induce "hysterical paroxysm" — basically, an orgasm, which would supposedly restore the woman to full health.

        Providing pelvic massages was a routine part of most Victorian doctors work, as it had been for centuries before. But, as accounts in contemporary medical journals attest, it was tedious, boring and physically demanding work.

        Not being part of it, I dont know, but it all seems very plausible. If you scroll down, youll see eerily similar devices, "genuine steam punk"… but still.

      • klownvandamn on 26/07/2020 - 10:03
        +1

        Hitachi is still the best!

  • ZeeFlyingMonkey on 25/07/2020 - 22:59

    Dammit you can only buy one at a time ?!?!?

    • Mahalo on 25/07/2020 - 23:26

      I can add two no problem

      • tm001 on 26/07/2020 - 00:44

        You can, but you can't proceed. It will remove one later in in the process. Pitty, could use 2 ;-)

        • Mahalo on 26/07/2020 - 00:52

          They have another colour, yet that but is about $5 more for a plastic attachment.

  • RichDad PoorSon on 25/07/2020 - 23:17
    +3

    trying hard to picture oneself using one of these after a hard session at the gym in the locker room…

    • Tuba on 26/07/2020 - 02:27

      hahahah, Im trying not to picture it…

  • giventofly on 25/07/2020 - 23:29

    Phew, it's waterproof

  • KenDiaMoi on 25/07/2020 - 23:30

    Whisper quiet

    Shows a lady lying next to a baby

    In case you want to massage yourself next to a baby :/

    • ezzaf on 26/07/2020 - 16:02

      No I think it means whisper quiet as in buy this product and your sleep won't be disturbed by a baby…

  • BadBreath on 25/07/2020 - 23:31

    What is the normal price?

    • Mahalo on 26/07/2020 - 00:53

      A big “O” 😉

  • pacificstorm on 26/07/2020 - 00:22

    For anyone that have tried it, this massager effective for stiff (frozen) shoulder and if not, any other recommendations? Thanks.

  • hopper on 26/07/2020 - 07:12

    Buy two for free delivery.

    Three awe some….. .

  • CDG on 26/07/2020 - 15:00

    Thx god..My knees been painful for a while …..

  • Maltopia on 26/07/2020 - 15:06
    +1

    Me to wife: Can I give you a sports massage?

  • Jackkkkkk on 26/07/2020 - 15:35
    +1

    Handle is good for hard to reach spots

  • CocaKoala on 26/07/2020 - 16:33

    … which can bring you a strong vibration which concentrates power to your neck, back, lower back, shoulder, feet and legs.

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • tanastra on 26/07/2020 - 16:34

    Thx OP , finally I realised that I have used a wrong tool to message , no wonder my Shoulder never got better .

  • Hugh G Rection on 26/07/2020 - 16:56

    now i can use my eneloops. #winning

  • Wonderfool on 26/07/2020 - 17:21

    Hold up, this is a non Christian massager right? I can't imagine a massager of this shape used for your back or your leg lol.

  • OnlyFans on 26/07/2020 - 18:00

    Thanks OP!! Fathers day gift sorted.

  • subywagon on 26/07/2020 - 18:57

    Excellent! This should be easier than taking my foam rollers to the gym.

    • Hugh G Rection on 26/07/2020 - 19:40

      impressive if you can use a foam roller, the girth on those are huge.

  • tsimop on 26/07/2020 - 19:14
    +2

    Is this the same? $16.24 & free shipping
    (If you can wait for it to… come)
    https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000838636211.html

  • kaleidoscope on 26/07/2020 - 19:22

    ~5000 clicks. I think we’re onto something

  • salmon123 on 26/07/2020 - 19:40

    Hate to spoil the party, but what's the bargain here? According to 3camel it's a new product, so no price history.

    There's plenty of dildos and sex toys on amazon and ebay at this price point.

    • Mahalo on 26/07/2020 - 20:16
      -3

      If you find a cheaper one with fast delivery. Post it as a deal.
      There are other same ones just rebranded which are more expensive so that’s what makes this a good deal.

      • salmon123 on 26/07/2020 - 20:23

        Perhaps you can update your post to include the "rebanded" ones, so it's a bit more obvious that this is a deal.

        There's this one here, which seems to be cheaper:

        • Mahalo on 26/07/2020 - 20:36

          looks like same one, should have it’s own post as a deal =)

  • 0z on 26/07/2020 - 20:53
    +1

    Impeccable timing for COVID 19 and social distancing!

  • Mike Okkerts on 26/07/2020 - 21:23
    +1

    How much RAM onboard this thing? My last one only had 8GB and I'm looking to upgrade.

    • alphalpha on 26/07/2020 - 23:36
      +2

      this is for a different type of RAM

  • Sleepycat3 on 27/07/2020 - 09:58

    What's the difference with this one?
    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/554307

    • Mahalo on 27/07/2020 - 10:39
      +1

      This one is 7200 rpm vs the other one is 7000. So you get a little more revolutions per minute with this one. Not sure if it is a great difference though.

  • moonwalk on 09/08/2020 - 12:53

    Never seen this type/shape of massager before. How do you actually use it on back, neck?

  • anthony1106 on 26/08/2020 - 21:45

    just got them last week, shitty quality

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