Have you ever wanted to catch the elusive 3 metre flatty? Well now here is your chance to do just that with this exclusive offer on this must have product. No need to feel guilty about fishing in another mans flatty hole with this protection. Stingrays need not apply!
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☆☆☆☆☆5 out of 5 stars. · 3 months ago
Great for getting dogs!!
Since I got this item I can’t keep the blokes off. It’s great for the brothel and helps keep you from doing yourself a mischief. If you’re into blokes and appreciate a good thrashing, this is the gear for you.
All in all 10/10 would recommend unless you’re a stingray.
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☆☆☆☆☆5 out of 5 stars. · 2 months ago
Bust Up
Good quality mask for thrashing blokes pelvises. Kept the Flatty Juice out of my eyes when he finished.
✔ Yes, I recommend
OP's username checks out.
Legal catch size limits in Victoria:
Common name/s Dusky flathead
Minimum legal size 30cm
Maximum legal size 55cm
I think you mean legal TAKE size limits….. what you "catch" is a different matter entirely :)
If you're Mr. Cruel its 4 children
His name is Andrew Bolt thank you very much.
So we can't even take the 3m flatty home?
Everything except the dusky:
https://vfa.vic.gov.au/recreational-fishing/recreational-fis…
Minimum legal size 27cm
No max listed.
Edit: to be fair, I dont know if you'll get anything else close to 3m, but even the dusky won't be that big. Just thought I'd point out the complete set of limits, important to correctly identify which limits are relevant.
This guy hates fun
Well I guess you’ll have to wake him up now, won’t you.
Good for fishing, and good for blokes.
Good as a chastity belt
Can confirm this works, fell on the rocks, FLAT on my HEAD.
Looks like a bogan Batman
More like a bogan Spawn
now you can be the Spawn (cheapy version)
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mkwikia/images/2/22/Spawn_…
Any deals on chooks?
Judging from the comments on the BCF site. There is definitely an in joke here. that's not very obvious
No joke at all as this is a bargain price. If you feel yourself a little clogged up, just put this bad boy on and with a little pelvis thrashin, you will catch them dogs!
YouTube - Willem Powerfish
This balaclava was made famous by him as he wore it when reeling in his world record flatty.
flathead have a maximum size limit because the larger ones are all breeding females
Firstly, it's a joke and secondly only dusky flatheads have max size limits. Other species do not.
@Harold Halfprice: It’s true regardless though.. if you take big flathead you’re not a hero. It also depends where you are in au
Does he really hold a world record. I thought that was a joke.
A guy called willem powerfish wears one and is a instagram celeb , seems like a funny guy and does a lot of good for charity
Great for social distancing.
and celibacy
Question. When they say masks are mandatory in Victoria, does this one meet spec? Also, I'm a hotel quarantine worker.
Hmmm I'm not sure either.. it doesn't cover all the parts that required to cover, and covers all the parts that are not required to cover.
Good points you made.
doesn't cover all the parts that required to cover, and covers all the parts that are not required to cover.
What is this : a mask or my mother-in-law? Amirite?
Don't even get me started on that…
Good to scare the dogs!
Gag ball sold separately
Nuh. I'll supply one. Let's meet up. PM sent.
Dudpool
The real bargain is the free comedy in the reviews on BCF
I agree. It's like a lite version of 3 wolf moon tshirt reviews. Anyone remember those? I could read them for hours.
https://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B…
I have one of these and I can confirm that it is an excellent shirt.
Seems no one gets the joke.
Boat Ramp Sessions Vol 1 you're welcome. In later videos he wears the mask.
Interesting mouth opening …
thanks OP, perfect for my side gig
They're pretty woke in VIC - surely there is too much black in this balaclava that implies only black people are criminals. Get ready for this to be cancelled……
Good to rob banks?
Still looks better than spider-man's first mask🤣🤣
Portable glory hole
I find using this item, gets me the best bargains!
actually good for winter time, wear this when sleep
A fish just got drafted to the AFL. Goes by the name Dusky Martin.
:O
Here we go again..
K. So OP I take it you already have one of these "Gobby Masks"
Yes mate. Helps keep the flatty juice out of my eyes when I'm in a bust up out there ;)
Lol
Will be watching the news over the next few weeks to see if this mask gets worn for any robberies.
If Ozbargin doesnt do it for you just get into full blown crime! And steal it!
Helps catch a 3 metery ya dog
Like a mask with a built in glory hole
Mr. Cruel?
Perfect to raid Coles Express with the boys as the cashiers are ordered to never chase after the robbers.
Ez snacks and soft drinks.
Dem comments
Since I got this item I can’t keep the blokes off. It’s great for the brothel and helps keep you from doing yourself a mischief. If you’re into blokes and appreciate a good thrashing, this is the gear for you.
Good quality mask for thrashing blokes pelvises. Kept the Flatty Juice out of my eyes when he finished.
During the recent storms I wore this to keep the wind and rain off. As the floodwaters rose, I helped out evacuating my town. Everyone I helped kept insisting that I take all their money. I tried to refuse, but in the end I scored quite well.
Bloody put this on for ya midnight durry, eh? Covers everything but ya smokehole.
Can keep using after winter if your marriage is getting a bit vanilla
this is a click bait…
As apparel is usually ordered a season in advance, I believe these will be run out soon, i.e. no more being ordered into DCs. So get your unofficial, unaffiliated Powerfish facemasks when you can. :)
GET THE DOGS!!!
https://imgur.com/a/CBqIY2k Pls look at these reviews before considering buying one.
So hilarious, I can’t believe BCF allow this on their site and haven’t moderated it, LOL
STINGRAY!
Its in the aisle next to shotguns and ransom notes.
This far along and not a single TISM joke.
Seriously Ozbargain, Whatareya?
Perfect for boating/camping/fishing/stalking…
I don't have a plan to rob a bank at the moment as lockdown is in action. After lockdown era is end then I need some. Thanks OP.
Am I the only one who though this was a gimp mask with the tiny thumbnail?
Willems channel was 1000x better in the early days. Dont even bother watching it nowadays its all fake content and merch spam.
Burglary with a Concealed Face… It's BCF'ing fun! Hey!
Looks like a gimp mask haha
Just watch out for that semi-trailer, Greg.
A good trick to get five for the price of one is to purchase one, put it on, then rob the store and take a few more.
Has anyone found any stock? I just checked 10 different stores and they're all sold out.
No stock and not available for delivery …
Would have got it to hang in the man cave.
You're not a man unless you've had a man 😉
This may be a reasonable alternative, given the one from BCF is no longer available, has even more protection to ensure Flatty Juice stays out of your eyes
https://www.amazon.com/PRETYZOOM-Leather-Custumes-Accessorie…
Cosplay
chuckles
Just wore to this to nip down to Dan Murphy and got arrested. Currently on bail now, thanks op.
I thought joke posts were banned
GET THE DOG BE THE DOG. WHERE ARE THE MALE BROTHELSSSS?
A good item to be wearing to the bank in the winter?
This will come in handy when I need to rob a Mexican bank. Muchacho for the tipoff.
What a time to be alive.
Get a bloke up ya, ya dogs
woke numnuts
This Is Serious Mum
You can be a yob or (profanity)
If your name is Greg you can miss the stop sign
If your name is River, you’ll never be an old man
And in the month of pride, if you are coming out, you must be a thunderbird.
Riiiiighhhhhhhhhht.