My Nephew Is Turning 21. Wants a Poll for Best Piercings

He is very self conscious but ready to date and wants your help what would be the best piercing to get at his age and to attract his girls his ages etc pls choose

Poll Options

  • 13
    Tongue
  • 5
    Eye brow
  • 17
    Nose
  • 9
    Lip
  • 23
    Ears
  • 620
    Neither

Comments

  • +39

    These threads might help. What makes you or him think piercings will do the trick in getting the ladies. Why not a simple grooming and fashion make over or confidence coaching or the like to self improve.

    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/602540

    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/650405

    • +41

      Interesting similarities between the OPs' usernames of the posts lol, this post too.

      • +13

        OP busted!

      • My thoughts exactly when the word “Piercings” appeared.

      • +4

        Ghost accounts, then? Interesting that both those stopped logging on

        • +5

          Either that or 3 very piercing-keen Chinese Ozbargainers

          • @o53djz7qTPY4der: Wow, the mods here sure are fast and restless. All three accounts are in the Penalty Box now, haha

            • @Kangal: Now they just need to ban the troll poster who put up the sunscreen thread.

      • +18

        OP now permanently PB'd, looks like they got caught out!

        Nice find

        Lol how did we not work it out:

        Jjj888
        Member Since
        21/07/2021
        Last Seen
        11/09/2021

        Mikeyy888
        Member Since
        12/09/2021

        Lol next day creates a new account

        • +7

          Be back in a few days as Catchmeifyoucan88

      • Poor OP :(

  • +4

    -1 ears. Went to vote neither and accidentally hit ears and can’t change or revoke.

    The only piercing that will make him feel confident/be attractive is one he gets because he likes the look of it himself. ie be himself.

    • +1

      Try reporting to mods. They can do things that we can't.

      • +5

        Doesn't really matter anyway at this point; the poll's results have already given an overwhelming answer, that is, no piercings at all.

  • +41

    Prince Albert.

  • +13

    self-conscious but wants some accessories to draw attention to himself?

  • +3

    A poll for your "nephew"

    • Did edit remove friend?

    • +7

      Because…

      He is very self conscious

      If OP is really asking for an adult age nephew, then he needs to stop infantilizing him. The nephew is an adult and can ask himself…
      Imagine this scene, the nephew goes on a date.
      The date asks him: "Why did you decide to get the Piercing"
      Nephew: My uncle chosen it for me…
      The date: (LMAO inside), oh look at the time, I got to run…

      If OP is the nephew, well… that's just lame…

      • +1

        The date asks him: "Why did you decide to get the Piercing"
        Nephew: OzBargain chose it for me…
        The date: Shuddup and take my money

  • +10

    What is it with usernames having 88 in them and piercings?

    • +2

      Rucky numbers

      • thaths rucky numberths..

    • -1

      Maybe some weird fetish the OP wants to tell us about?

  • +1

    I got my ears done, many years ago, and just let the holes grow over. There is a bit of upkeep required to keep the holes clean and ensure they don’t get infected.

    Piercings in the tongue can lead to fractures in the teeth.

  • Use other methods that better reflect who you (your son) are as a person to attract others.

  • +14

    Getting holes punched in your body your "nephew's" body is not the equivalent of a personality transplant.

    What next? My "nephew" wants to appear more masculine, do neck tattoos help?

  • +2

    no penis piercing. rookie

    • Dick piercings help attract girls?

      • +4

        It would if you changed your name to "Dick Piercings".

      • A dick in a box might also attract girls

    • Yeah seriously, where's the option for a prince albert?

  • Have you not watched Grease? You can't change your whole personality and looks just for someone else! They should like you for who you are, hot leather pants piercing or not.

    • +4

      Tell me more, tell me more!

  • +1

    Imagine the internet deciding your first piercing…

  • +3

    probably no piercing, a piercing isn't going to magically make you more attractive

  • +17

    Unless those ladies are holding magnets, I can’t see how a piercing is going to help attract them.

  • +9

    If anyone knows what attracts the ladies it's middle-aged IT working cheapskates.

    • hey not all of us are middle aged

  • Weird that this is even a poll.. with something like a piercing, you should do it cause you want to and based on your own preferences. Don't put it on random strangers to decide.

  • +4

    Did you actually mean "nether" and not "neither"? Because if so, that's my vote.

    • +6

      OP meant to say "none of the above", not realising that "neither" applies when there are only 2 options.

  • +11

    Nothing dumber than a kid that looks like he fell into a fishing tackle box.

  • +2

    Very strange thing to ask. Body piercing to attract girls. ROFLOL.

    • +2

      You can imagine the kinda chicks it would attract…

  • +13

    but ready to date

    No he's not.

    • No you’re he’s not

      FTFY

  • +2

    There is no option for all of them. That will make him completely irresistible

  • +2

    A HUGE white diamond through his eyebrow might attract a few women; until they took possession of it. Then, back to the ol’ drawing board.

  • +1

    Is he good looking? Does he have money? None of that, he needs to be funny then.

  • +13

    Thongue theiricng threally thelps sthimulate thore threasure and sthatistfacthon

  • +7

    Everyday gets funnier and funnier on Ozbargain forums. It's laughable that a 21 year old needs tips from their uncle/auntie about body piercing to try and attract girls and for that said uncle/auntie to decide it would be a good idea to ask this on the internet to people they've never met or know.

  • +1

    He wants confidence and sex appeal? Needs to hit the gym and get his eating right- It's a great confidence boost and he'll be infinitely healthier!

  • +1

    Not convinced a piercing is going to help attract girls

  • Tell your self conscious nephew you started a poll on a bargain website about how he could attract girls with piercings, he'd be mortified lol.

    I hope he attracts a fluzy or two though. Can't say it was easy at that age - but that's probably because I was unpierced.

  • +2

    Ball?

  • Giant ear holes for sure, floppy ears get the girls

  • It's like getting a tattoo. You do it for yourself and because you want to.

    If he doesn't know what he wants and what others will think is a factor, then that's a straight up don't do it.

  • What uncle/aunt suggest it nephew to do piercing to get laid LOL.

  • The one between your two nostrils that makes you look tough like a bull.

    Some girls dig tough boys.

  • +1

    "Asking for a friend?"

  • +1

    It would be cool to get multiple piercings so it looks like 69.

  • +1

    None, but if he's hellbent on one, get ears

  • OP asked for best piercings for nephew. Comments keep saying no piercing. Hows that helpful?

    I say lip.

    • why does OP want to pierce his nephew and why do you to help him do it

      • Where did OP say he wants to 'pierce his nephew'? Your comment sounds like a horror movie.

  • +1

    I voted for his neither regions.

  • +3

    Self-mutilation is not attractive to mentally healthy people

  • https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaoxFlhy4oGz3EvkTGhWvkA

    Go through this channel, and get him onto it.

    Nothing wrong with self expression, but do things for yourself, not others.

  • +1

    He's a dude. Neither unless he's gay.

  • Peircings were cool in the 2000's, not now.

  • +4

    Every day I see something that depresses me just a little bit more about the way the world is going. Glad to get todays out of the way at 10:21am

  • Here's a tip, get him to ask a girl he's interested where she thinks piercings are attractive. Break the ice that way, find the freaks easier.

  • As my mate Tony once told me, In this country, you gotta make the money first, then when you get the money you get the power, then when you get the power THEN you get the woman.

    • +1

      and when you get the woman angry you get 'POW!' - 'AH!'

      • Thats exactly why they say happy wife happy life

  • 'what would be the best piercing to get at his age and to attract his girls'

    a piercing scream - to attract his girls from a distance

    how many girls does he have - and what about his boys - how long has he been a father ?

    yeah - good pickup - self-promotion poorly pretended - but never mind, nice try, NESB …

  • Piercings to attract girls? lol

    • +1

      Diamond piercings perhaps?

      • a girl's best friends

  • Get him the book The Game instead :)

    • Please OP, do not do this.

  • Piercings are a real turn off

  • +2

    Nipples.

      • not the most painful recommendation on here

  • Piercing lol. Next thing you'll be saying to get a sleeve tattoo because it's so unique.

  • +1

    Well if it doesn't work out in meeting girls at least he has the correct dress code to work at JB HIFI with a bunch of metal stuck to his face. Maybe put some purple in the hair too.

  • Tell him to just make friends with girls. They will introduce him to their friends. Give it time.

  • IMO, piercings will only attract the ladies if he already has that look for piercings. For example, if he already emits that kinda vibe and personality to match piercings the piercings will just be an external extension aesthetic from his persona.

    He's 21, he'll learn that aesthetics will get old when attracting a mate

  • +1

    One in the middle?

    a Centre"link"

  • +1

    OP, I don't think the girls really care too much about this… There's so many more things like personality, presence and energy that the piercing won't make a difference tbh

  • +1

    Piercings are so 2010s. Tell him get a face tattoo. Bonus points if he makes it himself in front of the mirror and with at least one spelling mistake

  • +2

    i swear ozbargain has the weirdest threads

    how could someone honestly be asking this stuff?

    looks like someone has found you out in the comments, stop posting this shit just go get a piercing or don't

  • +1

    Tell him to be over 6ft
    Have a good looking symmetrical face with jaw line
    Earn 6 figures
    Have muscles and a six pack
    Be decisive and strong minded

    21yo women can get all that from older men, once he reaches 30yo he may look at them.

    If he is not the first two points and fourth point then online dating will be too hard.

  • +1

    No piercings will help if he isn’t conventionally attractive.

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