What's Your Favourite Cliche OzBargain Oneliner?

tobia on 02/12/2021 - 08:28
Last edited 03/12/2021 - 00:24 by 1 other user

I'll start:

On any whiskey deals….

"Mix it with Coke."
or
"Don't mix it with Coke."

Just for a laugh, share the response that keeps coming up time after time.

General Discussion

Comments

  • neverpayfullretail on 03/12/2021 - 13:49
    +1

    Something mentioning the 28 degrees Mastercard
    Probably wrt international fees

    • dbmitch on 04/12/2021 - 15:26

      isn't that a Lattitude pay card?

  • Drewbo on 03/12/2021 - 13:55
    +6

    Just got the cancellation email. Oh well, was worth a try.

  • moooz on 03/12/2021 - 14:31
    +1

    Recommend me

    learn2english

  • Ozschmargain on 03/12/2021 - 14:37

    "SeAtBeLtS sAvE LiVeS, aSk A pArAmEdIc"

    • jackspratt on 05/12/2021 - 01:32

      The message seems fine.

      The inane, almost brain dead mixed capitalisation not so much.

  • Ronerrlaw on 03/12/2021 - 14:53
    +1

    Itunes giftcard - pay my ATO debt

  • OzzyOzbourne on 03/12/2021 - 15:03
    +4

    I know what I did was wrong, but is there any way I can get away with it/blame someone else/not pay?

  • Payne on 03/12/2021 - 15:17
    +5

    Ewwwww…27+ inches at 1080p!

  • avgbowlofpho on 03/12/2021 - 15:30
    +3

    ok

    • Savas on 03/12/2021 - 15:44

      Very interesting composition of word.

  • Littlevu on 03/12/2021 - 15:31
    +5

    Ozbargained

  • aedeau on 03/12/2021 - 15:50

    high yield merc

  • d86 on 03/12/2021 - 15:50
    +1

    LHR or not LHR

  • lunartemis on 03/12/2021 - 16:07
    +5

    Don't forget the cashback

    Bought one for $xx (slightly higher than the price) last week.
    Buy this and return the original with the receipt

  • augernised on 03/12/2021 - 16:11
    +1

    dont forget cashback

  • Dreamcast on 03/12/2021 - 16:33
    +2

    Don't need it, bought it.

  • whirlpool_guy on 03/12/2021 - 16:37
    +2

    eneloop

  • Wasabi Ninja on 03/12/2021 - 17:20
    +1

    “Name checks out”

  • Munki on 03/12/2021 - 17:44

    Epic? No thanks. I don't like free games.

  • htc on 03/12/2021 - 18:04
    +1

    Thanks Op

  • kyoba on 03/12/2021 - 18:20

    HODL

  • Morien on 03/12/2021 - 18:24

    Any deal about AirPods Max… my goodness, people don't know how to compare headphones.

    Or any deal on Theragun… these things trigger people (and they aren't for trigger points).

  • FireRunner on 03/12/2021 - 18:45
    +1

    Not interested in free course/game/ebook but added to my account anyway

  • raiseyoursteaks on 03/12/2021 - 19:04

    Price in title

  • serpserpserp on 03/12/2021 - 19:48

    Bikies

  • oO0Dam0Oo on 03/12/2021 - 20:10

    Just missed out on the PS5.

  • Maglia Nera on 03/12/2021 - 20:47

    is this OZRRP now
    should be in forums
    DUPEY DUPE

  • michaelTito on 03/12/2021 - 21:05
    +1

    Belong in the forum

  • TheBean on 03/12/2021 - 21:13

    First time poster, please be nice.

  • ahly92 on 03/12/2021 - 21:32

    I have reported the pricing error to the store via chat

  • sween64 on 03/12/2021 - 22:24

    Any video game deal; "I'll wait for it to be cheaper."

  • tharlow on 03/12/2021 - 22:45
    +4

    Got coupon from online chat with only the 29th attempt

  • BartholemewH on 03/12/2021 - 23:01
    +3

    Sure OP, your 'friend'.

  • Powershopz on 04/12/2021 - 00:27

    "High Yield Investment" when referring to any type of car

  • GuitarXXX on 04/12/2021 - 00:28
    +1

    I bought something on Gumtree
    I sold something on Gumtree
    I xx something on Gumtree

  • ripesashimi on 04/12/2021 - 00:45
    +2

    /thread

    Every traffic fine topic.

    • kaleidoscope on 06/12/2021 - 11:26

      ms paint diagram or didn’t happen

  • pufffdragon on 04/12/2021 - 01:15
    +1

    ($4000 watch) Thanks OP, just bought 2!

  • spammingb on 04/12/2021 - 02:19
    +1

    Pay the fine and move on.

  • aerona on 04/12/2021 - 04:40

    I just bought this (pick a number) days/hours ago

    Where's the bargain

    Bargin

  • worldpc on 04/12/2021 - 05:02
    +1

    I am a XXX, ask me anything.

  • UFO on 04/12/2021 - 08:47
    +4

    Where are LADDA's made?

    Are LADDA's the same as Eneloop?

    How do LADDA's compare to Eneloop?

    What's the capacity of LADDA's?

    Why don't you buy LADDA's instead (any time an Eneloop deal is posted)

    What chargers can I use with LADDA's?

    Why does IKEA charge for pickup on LADDA's?

    LADDA LADDA LADDA!!

    • capslock janitor on 06/12/2021 - 10:06

      All valid questions every time lol..

      Needs a LADDA Eneloop FAQ

  • dazza826 on 04/12/2021 - 09:03
    +2

    This is ozb not ozrrp.

  • dandandan on 04/12/2021 - 09:43
    +4

    Why was I negged, who negged me, anyone havi g a whinge about being negged.

  • dandandan on 04/12/2021 - 09:44

    Will this work on my PS5

  • Hirolol on 04/12/2021 - 09:46
    +2

    Everyone single one of those “telstra port in to get gift card with jb/good guys” deals

    Does this work with belong?

  • Trying2SaveABuck on 04/12/2021 - 10:53
    +1

    Now im paraphrasing here

    'Had an accident, dont have insurance. Help!'

  • DASH8 on 04/12/2021 - 11:01
    +2

    On any shoe deal.

    Damn the sizes max out at size 12.
    I have size 15 feet.

  • dandandan on 04/12/2021 - 11:13
    +1

    long time lurker

  • Melong on 04/12/2021 - 11:47

    High yield investment vehicle

  • UnderObservation on 04/12/2021 - 16:08

    Eneloops

  • usbc activist on 04/12/2021 - 16:56
    +2

    Micro USB complain for bargain headphones

  • Hansi on 04/12/2021 - 17:15

    "Any stock?"

    "I just bought the last however many in Woop Woop"

  • krezii on 04/12/2021 - 18:36

    condom deal - thanks, got a year/life time supply
    suit deal - thanks, next court case attire sorted

  • Smokey010 on 04/12/2021 - 18:39
    +1

    Pricematch & get it cheaper

  • ChatCPT on 04/12/2021 - 18:55

    “Thanks bought 3”
    On a highly expensive unobtainable or singly buy item. Eg a Tesla on sale

  • Homr on 04/12/2021 - 19:57
    +4

    came here for the comments

    • darthsparrow on 06/12/2021 - 14:45

      This should be the top one-liner.

  • Homr on 04/12/2021 - 19:58
    +1

    buy now, think later

  • Homr on 04/12/2021 - 19:58

    LOL USB 2.0
    LOL 1080P

  • mdavant on 04/12/2021 - 20:27

    Dan should have locked down harder and faster

  • EdZachary on 04/12/2021 - 20:54
    +2

    “Don’t buy [insert name of phone in deal], buy a OneOzitoMaxPlus, it’s got 700gb of ram and a built in nail trimmer, heaps better than [insert name of phone in deal again]”

  • BarneyKB on 04/12/2021 - 22:20
    +3

    Shuckable?

    SMR?

  • htc on 04/12/2021 - 23:08
    +1

    You should buy it without using the coupon.

  • pikapika on 04/12/2021 - 23:14
    +1

    The day I slept in / don't check Ozbargain I miss the deal I've been waiting on for ages.

  • wekimekigugudan on 04/12/2021 - 23:30
    +1

    Switch game posts

    comments about the monetary value rather than the gameplay.

  • noskich on 04/12/2021 - 23:36

    You snooze, you lose (for all of us looking at OzBargain past midnight)

  • TheTeamRanger on 05/12/2021 - 00:25

    Not a bargain

  • cute as duck on 05/12/2021 - 06:59
    +3

    Always one or two negs for any Shopback deal

    Only use them if you want your details leaked. I receive hundreds of spam calls an hour

  • naru6705 on 05/12/2021 - 07:22

    Ready for the price jack

  • geoffs87 on 05/12/2021 - 08:40

    Did you have insurance?
    What did your insurance say?

  • phenomenon9999 on 05/12/2021 - 09:32
    +1

    Site has been: "Ozbargained"

  • tamerg on 05/12/2021 - 09:37
    +1

    Hardly Normal

  • DASHCAM NOW DUDE on 05/12/2021 - 11:23
    +1

    Code isn't working.

  • Keplaffintech on 05/12/2021 - 11:37
    +1

    Member since X mins ago

  • Topdog on 05/12/2021 - 12:21
    +2

    you can get gamepass for 3 months for $1

  • krishik85 on 05/12/2021 - 15:07

    That should last me a lifetime

  • htc on 05/12/2021 - 15:28
    +1

    Broden is that you?

  • GuitarXXX on 05/12/2021 - 17:02

    There is / is no band 28.

  • Username checks out on 05/12/2021 - 17:10

    Username checks out

  • quinine on 05/12/2021 - 18:36
    +3

    Dinner sorted

  • jamestownfx on 05/12/2021 - 20:03
    +1

    It's only 250 nits

  • NotAnAudiophile on 05/12/2021 - 21:20
    +1

    Price Error : Got to be in it to win it!~

    Somebody's losing their job tomorrow morning!

  • Drj55 on 05/12/2021 - 23:31

    That hurts me in the ozbargains

    Still get a laugh with my mate whenever we buy something RRP

  • [Deactivated] on 06/12/2021 - 01:14

    OzRRP

  • ilove on 06/12/2021 - 07:26
    +1

    Officework %5 price beat

  • DoctorCalculon on 06/12/2021 - 09:19
    • Bought 20.
    • Don't forget your cashback.
  • Nutrino on 07/12/2021 - 19:09
    +1

    Does anyone know where the REP has gone?….

  • djoz on 13/12/2021 - 00:04

    Oops! You are not eligible for this promotion.

  • [Deactivated] on 13/12/2021 - 00:22
    +1

    Thanks! Bought 10…

  • NotAnAudiophile on 14/12/2021 - 07:43

    Good Deal, followed by OOS.

  • [Deactivated] on 15/03/2022 - 01:17
    Merged from Funny One Liners? I Start: JV: Where Is The Bargain?| Thanks bought 10 | The coupon code doesn't work! (Till 7pm)

    Funny One Liners? I'll Start: "A Bank Is a Place That Will Loan You Money, if You Prove You Don't Need It"
    2 liners and dad jokes welcome too
    JV: Where is the bargain?|
    Insert any funny JV Comment or Ozbargainer comment too

    • [Deactivated] on 15/03/2022 - 01:21
      +1

      JV: Where is the bargain?

      • AustriaBargain on 15/03/2022 - 01:24
        +2

        Do you mean:

        Where is the bargain?

    • SBOB on 15/03/2022 - 07:01
      +13

      Does this count, as it was pretty funny
      "They will go bankrupt if I post a guide on how to Clone their 125hz gym cards."

      • mapax on 15/03/2022 - 08:04

        That sounds like something an entitled perma-child would say, which one was it?

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