What's Your Favourite Cliche OzBargain Oneliner?

tobia on 02/12/2021 - 08:28
Last edited 03/12/2021 - 00:24 by 1 other user

I'll start:

On any whiskey deals….

"Mix it with Coke."
or
"Don't mix it with Coke."

Just for a laugh, share the response that keeps coming up time after time.

General Discussion

Comments

      • markathome on 02/12/2021 - 10:09
        +4

        Might I suggest a chargeback?

        • dbmitch on 04/12/2021 - 13:47
          +1

          people usually get their full refunds, but they just remain butthurt about not getting their 1 cent clothes pegs

  • iNeed2Pee on 02/12/2021 - 10:14
    +12

    Can you provide advise?

    • Chandler on 03/12/2021 - 15:12
      +2

      Please advice!

  • Jimothy Wongingtons on 02/12/2021 - 10:18
    +16

    Great, a lifetime supply! (Or similar) for any condom related deal

  • ThePunchingBag on 02/12/2021 - 10:33
    +2

    Jacked

  • onetwothreefour on 02/12/2021 - 10:43
    +13

    High yield investment vehicle

    Little did we know that fast forward to 2020/21 and used cars are being sold for close to brand new prices!!

    • silenthillrocks on 02/12/2021 - 12:08
      +8

      High yield guy had the last laugh

      • WT on 03/12/2021 - 14:48

        my dad bought a bmw about this time, it has not appreciated even though he has done less then 3k klm per year

        • OzzyOzbourne on 03/12/2021 - 15:00

          Well he only bought it at about 2.47pm so difficult to appreciate in value during that short time

        • Baysew on 04/12/2021 - 13:35
          +2

          Has he painted the brake calipers and what's under the bonut?

  • DJR9000 on 02/12/2021 - 10:43
    +6

    Any bargains?

    Didn't need any more of these, bought 10

  • Ghost47 on 02/12/2021 - 10:49
    -6

    Did someone say KFC?

  • slow on 02/12/2021 - 10:50
    +1

    you are, you're, your
    its it's,
    there their
    three dog's (plural)

    • wekimekigugudan on 02/12/2021 - 13:54
      +1

      loose lose
      brought bought

      • htc on 04/12/2021 - 23:06
        +1

        grass, glass

  • YeemaiI on 02/12/2021 - 10:51
    +3

    Cash is king

  • c64 on 02/12/2021 - 10:52
    +32

    user name checks out

  • sw00p on 02/12/2021 - 10:59
    +17

    Lunch sorted.

  • CrispyChrispy on 02/12/2021 - 11:02
    +1

    CaSh OnLy

  • NotAnAudiophile on 02/12/2021 - 11:42

    I came early.

  • pegaxs on 02/12/2021 - 11:50
    +3

    Woooo… Almost forgot…

    We like to see prices. Bargains have prices. ® © ™

  • FireRunner on 02/12/2021 - 11:54
    +9

    "Your toddler doesn't need an iPad, lol"

    Maybe it was just that one forum post but it was great when half the comments were just this one line

  • mooney on 02/12/2021 - 12:08
    +9

    ThIS iSn'T OzRRP!

  • silenthillrocks on 02/12/2021 - 12:08
    +4

    Paid 5c more than deal price

    "Hand back your ozb pass"

    • Jackson on 03/12/2021 - 13:19
      +5

      Or: paid 5c more than this deal yesterday, do you think I can return item and buy at new price?

  • scrimshaw on 02/12/2021 - 12:10
    +5

    If Afterpay was "Buy Now, Pay Later", then Ozbargain would be "Buy Now, Think Later"

    • cashless on 02/12/2021 - 18:33
      +8

      This is the only comment in the thread where neg = +

      • life is suffering on 02/12/2021 - 20:21
        +3

        Haha

      • Chandler on 03/12/2021 - 15:33
        +1

        I'm doing my part!

        • Kangal on 03/12/2021 - 15:41
          +1

          And so whomever +ve Votes is actually begging you. Only difference is we can see those usernames now.

          …looking at you LordSydney

    • R-Man on 04/12/2021 - 12:59

      Username checks out

  • Godric on 02/12/2021 - 12:20
    +2

    Anything in Bold

  • ChocStrawberries on 02/12/2021 - 12:38
    +2

    iT's A wHiTe tAiL sPiDeR (still a favourite, @pegaxs!)

  • DashCam AKA Rolts on 02/12/2021 - 12:43
    +4

    Anything Toyota; waiting for spackbase

  • holdenmg on 02/12/2021 - 13:39
    +1

    I can [buy/borrow/rent/lease/inherit/be gifted/have loan of/or steal] a Holden Cruze.

    (Somebody stop me!)

  • Third_Gear on 02/12/2021 - 13:40
    +7

    Broden.

  • Archi on 02/12/2021 - 14:03
    +3

    end thread:/

  • silverrat23 on 02/12/2021 - 14:15
    +8
    • It's on Xbox Game Pass.
    • Time to fire up the Helicopter.
    • F*** Gerry.
  • strongzero on 02/12/2021 - 14:19
    +2

    YMMV

    OOS

    Ozbargained

    Not a deal - in response to any streaming service-related post and the argument that always ensues.

  • lollolololol on 02/12/2021 - 14:21
    +11

    Not the cheapest it's ever been but………………….

  • strongzero on 02/12/2021 - 14:23
    +10

    I just got scammed on gumtree what can I do?

    • htc on 03/12/2021 - 13:49
      +2

      My favourite ozbargain description, scumtree.

  • strongzero on 02/12/2021 - 14:24
    +4

    User since (however minutes ago)

  • Ehty on 02/12/2021 - 15:15
    +3

    I am not targeted again,

    OOS missed this, the only time I didnt check OZb

    • FireRunner on 02/12/2021 - 16:17
      +5

      Paid $x for this only y days ago

  • 88mph on 02/12/2021 - 15:20
    +11

    Band 28?

  • avoidfullprice on 02/12/2021 - 20:34

    Signed up yesterday!

  • djones145 on 02/12/2021 - 22:00
    +2

    grabs popcorn

  • Nutrino on 02/12/2021 - 22:25
    +4

    I just woke up. AMA.

    • FutureTech on 04/12/2021 - 10:00

      How was your sleep

  • cashless on 02/12/2021 - 22:48
    +2

    Dupe

  • Sweet3st on 02/12/2021 - 23:45

    You snooze you lose

  • Iwantthebestprice on 03/12/2021 - 00:42
    +3

    This is ozbargin not OzRRP or Ozinstock

    Thank you - Xbox, PS, graphics card!

  • singingwolf on 03/12/2021 - 08:07
    +2

    User name checks out

  • Skramit on 03/12/2021 - 08:54

    Toyota Camry.

  • RSmith on 03/12/2021 - 09:09
    +2

    Username checks out.

  • cuteseal on 03/12/2021 - 09:14
    +2

    This

    • Kangal on 03/12/2021 - 15:43
      +4

      ^This

  • polarq on 03/12/2021 - 09:18
    +9

    "hand in your ozbargain license"
    Whatever that means lol

  • OneJay on 03/12/2021 - 09:22

    Australia’s foremost bargain website/community.

  • FiDad on 03/12/2021 - 09:27
    +3

    Did you check under the bonut?

  • sharkie0123 on 03/12/2021 - 09:33
    +3

    Admin delete if not allowed

  • SupeNintendoChalmers on 03/12/2021 - 09:37
    +3

    That the 1st reply is nearly always JV and nearly always is in bold.

    • gimli on 04/12/2021 - 15:46
      +1

      Nearly always light grey too. :P

  • Poor Ass on 03/12/2021 - 09:42
    +1

    Now I can pay my tax bill with these Apple gift cards

  • idonotknowwhy on 03/12/2021 - 09:45
    +4

    (profanity)

  • ebN on 03/12/2021 - 09:47

    hahaha

  • PhatTofu on 03/12/2021 - 09:50
    +5

    Can I pay with gift cards?

  • ccarnage on 03/12/2021 - 09:56
    +1

    Anything JV says

  • Notanordinaryperson on 03/12/2021 - 10:25
    +1

    FFS lol

  • GoIdDigger on 03/12/2021 - 10:36
    +3

    Beat me by 30 seconds, OP

  • StingyBritches on 03/12/2021 - 10:40
    +2

    Price in title!

  • DelhiBelly on 03/12/2021 - 11:02
    +2

    Only here for comments!!

  • Brianqpr on 03/12/2021 - 11:07
    +2

    "No B28" or "no NFC" on a $100 phone.

    And all the perfect drivers who've never made an error whenever fines get discussed.

  • MrThing on 03/12/2021 - 11:08
    +8

    I had a car accident and its not my fault

    • PhatTofu on 03/12/2021 - 11:30
      +7

      I also have no insurance because I'm a good driver and think it's a waste of money

  • penfold1251 on 03/12/2021 - 11:36

    "have you considered 'investing' your life savings in crypto?"

  • darkmoss on 03/12/2021 - 12:15

    kooks that says that something got "ozbargained" … (when in reality, it was just bought by the general public)

  • GreyMelb on 03/12/2021 - 12:24
    +3

    Do people still watch DVD's/Bluray?

  • BeamMeUp on 03/12/2021 - 13:16
    +5

    Shopback declined my cash back.

    • Drewbo on 03/12/2021 - 13:56
      +4

      Shopback leaked my data!

  • jackspratt on 03/12/2021 - 13:25
    +2

    There is no point in buying a phone with less than xGB of RAM these days.

    There is no point in buying a computer with less than yGB of RAM these days.

    • dbmitch on 04/12/2021 - 15:25

      to be fair, if the answer to that is 1, and the smartphone is running the latest version of android yet has like 512mb of ram, they're props not gonna have a good time.

  • silenthillrocks on 03/12/2021 - 13:38
    +2

    First post, please be kind

    • soggypotato on 03/12/2021 - 14:38
      +1

      sure, i'll make sure that i'll be gentle

  • htc on 03/12/2021 - 13:38
    +2

    Asking for a friend.

  • htc on 03/12/2021 - 13:38
    +1

    Does this stack with [….]

    • silenthillrocks on 03/12/2021 - 13:39
      +1

      Or,

      Saves $300 with coupon code …

      "Can I stack with shopback/cashrewards?"

  • htc on 03/12/2021 - 13:43
    +1

    bikies?

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