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Wera 2Go 7 High Tool Box $38.45 + Delivery ($0 with Prime/ $59 Spend) @ Amazon AU

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Alright.

So there's this thing on Amazon, right? It's called the Wera 2Go 7 High Tool Box. Now, I don't know why they call it "high" – it's not on something, it's for something. But hey, titles can be a bit wonky sometimes.

Anyways, this Wera 2Go 7 is like a magic box for your tools. You can throw in long things like spirit levels. You know, the stuff that's usually a pain to carry around. Stick it in this box, and you're good to go. I reckon it's like a toolbox for giants or something.

Now, they say it's permanently dimensionally stable. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like the kind of thing you want in a tool carrier. None of that flimsy nonsense – this thing's got fabric-lined plastic panels. I didn't even know fabric and plastic could be friends, but there you go.

And get this – it's all about protection. High protection, they say. Like a bodyguard for your screwdrivers. Protects them from damage and moisture. Because tools are sensitive creatures, you know. They don't like getting wet or bumped around.

Now, here's the kicker – it's suitable for docking with the Wera 2go system. I don't know what the Wera 2go system is, but it sounds like they've got a whole tool universe going on. Maybe it's like a family reunion for wrenches.

So, there you have it – the Wera 2Go 7 High Tool Box. It's not really high, it's more like a portable mansion for your tools. Stick in your long things, let it protect your gear, and if you're part of the Wera 2go system cult, it'll probably fit right in. Because who doesn't want their tools to travel in style?

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  • +11

    Love your description, but I’m pretty sure this is basically a oversized desk-organizer. Looks like you’d need the bag and more than one of these to actually be useful.

    • Yah i got one of these from ikea for 10 bucks!

      • Link to item pls. I couldn't find anything similar…

  • Thought this was the TARDIS (disappointed) or would have suited those those who want to time travel especially those that would like to unsay things about Woolworths (Australia Day) or couldn't afford a DMC DeLorean with "flux capacitor"

    • would like to unsay things about Woolworths

      Why would anyone want to unsay something about a large corporation? Are they suing people or something?

  • +1

    ++ for the description, ++ for the photos in the link, especially the one with the fist 😁

  • +1

    Great description! I think we all are suitably confused by the technical marketing lingo.
    To my understanding the Wera2Go system is just hook n' loop (velcro) on the back of these cases so you can stick different cases or toolbags together. I have a small screwdriver one and a larger metalworking kit but never a shoulder strap bag. So I'm a partial cult member.

  • +4

    Is this an AI written description?

    • +14

      It's me, just a regular bloke trying to make sense of whatever they throw at me. AI, that's like robots and stuff, right? I'm more of a tea and biscuits kind of guy, not wires and circuits. So, don't worry, it's just my brain doing the talking, not some computer wizardry.

      • +3

        Not bad I felt you could have chucked an ‘innit’ in there randomly to kind of zhuzh it up

      • +2

        we appreciate the human touch…its heartening to see in this cold digital world of 1s and 0s

        • +2

          We also need a Ricky Gervais literally laughing at everything Karl says in the background too

          • -2

            @Jimothy Wongingtons: ….but then we'd have a whole bunch of ozbargain ultra-leftwing snowflakes cancelling him and whining incessentantly about how he used be funny back when he was in 'the office' & now hes just punching down on trans people.

      • +2

        Head like a f#cking orange

      • +4

        Wait… Was this response also AI?

    • High probability

    • It is AI regardless of what the AI tries to tell you. Very obvious.

  • +1

    Stick in your long things

    Sold

    • -2

      BBC d1ld0 protector case.

  • +1

    but it sounds like they've got a whole tool universe going on

    yeah it's like the MCU but you know, for tools.

    • Wait, I thought MCU was for tools…

      I’ll show myself out

  • +1

    Now, they say it's permanently dimensionally stable. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like the kind of thing you want in a tool carrier.

    Yeah it sucks when you go looking for a tool, only to find it has gone to another dimension.

  • +2

    picture description

    1) handsome aren't it?
    2) I can even open up! how good am I?
    3) I love a tool in me, the bigger the better.
    4) I wear contact lenses, when people punch me in the eye, I cry
    5) But I am tough, I remove my contacts with a knife!
    6) When I grow up I wanna be a BIG toolbox!
    7) Again I'm so handsome, even those actor tradies don't know how to approach me. How about buying me a drink first.

  • +2

    naa throw it all in the back of the van and worry about it monday

  • Part of a modular tool bag and storage system: https://youtu.be/rlN0o_4fP_g

  • +2

    According to one of the product photos, this is resistant to knife attacks 🔪🚫

    • 4th pic indicates you can use it in brawls and if you get beaten up, it transforms into a bucket to hold all those tears

    • +1

      You know, I'm always fearful somebody is going to stab my toolbox.

  • ive got a pretty big & girthy tool….will it fit?

    • +1

      As long as its less than 6 inchs, your safe.

  • +2

    unfortunately this is just an overpriced bicycle tool pouch.

  • The NPC of tool boxes.

  • +1

    Upvoted purely on the basis of the name Karl Pilkington. The man, the legend that is Karl!

  • Wera really should employ you to write their product descriptions

  • Upvoted for the amusing description

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