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[NSW] Heath Franklin's "Chopper" Double Pass $8.95 (Save up to $70) Friday 19 April 7.30pm - Newcastle City Hall @ Promotix

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[NSW] Heath Franklin's "Chopper" Double Pass $8.95 (Save up to $70) Friday 19 April 7.30pm - Newcastle City Hall @ Promotix
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AssociatedPromotix on 18/04/2024 - 22:29 promotix.com.au (201 clicks)
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Last Minute Offer - Get 2 Tickets for Just $8.95 - Save up to $84!

HEATH FRANKLIN'S CHOPPER - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

WINNER - COMIC'S CHOICE - Melbourne Comedy Festival, 2018

Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off….and he's not here to f**k spiders! That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge, or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to….
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

Fri 19 April at 7.30pm - Newcastle City Hall
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Comments

  • linkindan on 18/04/2024 - 22:46
    +2

    Last minute tickets to the best comedian of the 2018 Melbourne comedy festival, discounted by up to $84…

    All of that says I’m losing $8.95

  • krushgroove on 18/04/2024 - 22:48
    +4

    If the promo description is anything to go by, no wonder they can't sell tickets……..

    • Kommodore on 18/04/2024 - 22:55
      +2

      I mean it is the funniest post in ages.

  • iMagoo on 18/04/2024 - 22:57

    Saw the show during the Fringe in Adelaide and enjoyed it

  • Yuppieshrink on 18/04/2024 - 23:04
    +2

    Great comedian!

  • DASHCAM NOW DUDE on 18/04/2024 - 23:14
    +4

    Harden up, mate!

  • jikijiki on 18/04/2024 - 23:19

    If only this was in Syd!

    • UncleRico on 18/04/2024 - 23:25

      He was supposed to play in Sydney last weekend but cancelled his shows due to ill health…

  • ghoulie1 on 18/04/2024 - 23:51
    +7

    Neville #arken Bartos.

  • nuts on 19/04/2024 - 03:28
    +3

    Cash? No Cash.

  • RockyRaccoon on 19/04/2024 - 07:11
    +2

    Show starts

    Heath walks on

    First joke

    "Which Sh.ts here paid $90 for their tickets" …………………

    • BadGiraffe on 19/04/2024 - 09:32

      Ouch. Was his show worth it though?

  • holdenmg on 19/04/2024 - 07:41

    Glad youse posted this for thems hard of earin'. lol

  • beltdrive on 19/04/2024 - 09:16
    +4

    it's kinda sad that this guy is still relying on this bit

  • bennybaubles on 19/04/2024 - 09:22
    +1

    Yeah, he’s flogging a dead horse or more like a dead chopper. Time for a new character and new material.

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