We are excited to announce this blend and the opening of our store to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.
COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:
Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia
These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.
Freshly roasted 14th June
How many other companies besides Lime Blue & Airjo are selling 1kg delivered for under $40?
The grift is so effective some random company from Queensland can just slap Trumps face on stuff and make money from suckers that forgot they don't actually live in America.
This isn't even a very good deal for roasted coffee beans that are already half stale. Even 3 weeks ago isn't a "fresh roast",
The business address for this place is a residential house out in the sticks of Brisbane in Redbank Plains.
They're a wholesale business with only an online presence, who knows what the quality is like.
You're wasting your time with logic. Let the people who want to be grifted think they are sticking it to the 'woke left'.
Embarrassing. The polarization surrounding this offer is unwarranted. Those endorsing it do not perceive it as an extraordinary bargain, while those disparaging it don't view it as a terrible bargain. OzBargain once maintained a higher standard of discourse. It is imperative that we keep political rhetoric—particularly that originating from American cultural debates—separate from our pursuit of daily savings. These divisive "culture wars" serve only as a distraction from our primary objective.
As a long-standing member of this community, I find the current state of affairs deeply disheartening. I do not align myself with any particular faction; my allegiance lies solely with OzBargain and the continuous pursuit of exceptional deals. I implore fellow members to resist being swayed by extraneous noise and controversy. Let us refocus on our shared goal of identifying and sharing valuable opportunities for savings. ffs.
Your common sense has no place in these comments…. ;)
OzBargain once maintained a higher standard of discourse.
I've seen this happen too. I believe it's just a symptom of the growing user base. As a subset of a population (i.e Ozbargargainers) gets larger and larger, the more it averages out to the superset it once distinguished itself from. I used to enjoy the comment section here :'(
next release will be the Biden blend.
You'll suddenly find 10 million wired to your bank account from China / Ukraine and find Joe in your shower waiting for you
Sleepy Joe decaf on it's way
Gold
Would be funny if this person who's known to be litigious sued for the use of his name/image.
It's the best coffee, there's never been anything like it, and we're going to make Mexico pay for it..
Buy this garbage and you're supporting a child molester on Epstein client list.
I doubt Op is paying any royalty fees for the use of Trump’s likeness
Yeah the whole white Taliban movement is one giant ponzi scheme of grifters, useful idiots, traitors and pedophilies.
The type that would sell merch at Jesus's crucifixion.
Buy this garbage and you're supporting a child molester on Epstein client list.
Funny how your morals take a backseat when it comes to cobalt mining that powers your phone and battery tech 🤔
DONALD TRUMP RAPES CHILDREN
DONALD TRUMP RAPES CHILDREN
Careful, your TDS is showing.
@Bid Sniper: Cringe. This unbridled cope is endemic in numale progressives suffering TDS who can't offer coherent or logical debate beyond screeching. How many photos/videos of Trump sniffing children or being creepy are there?
@Ham Dragon: Wow there are some unhinged lunatics on here eh? Most are just having a lighthearted laugh but then I imagine this person with furrowed brows pounding his keyboard and screaming.
I thought you had to be over 18 to join here but, looking at your post, obviously some schoolchildren have signed up.
Beans are from all sh$%hole countries….
Wow almost ordered this til I saw the roast date. I try and use my beans between 3 days and 3 weeks, generally I find that is the sweet spot.
I would pay you to see you drink these beans roasted after 3 days. I'd even let you have 7 days post roast.
I’ll pm my bsb and account number. To say it’s fresh almost a month ago, if you can’t see a problem with that then there’s nothing I can think of to enlighten you.
most roasted coffee cant even be drank for for at least 10 days, and the flavour not fully come in for weeks after that…
@Coffee-King: You're incorrect. After delivery, good luck getting through 1kg of already old beans.
Dark: 2 days
Light to Medium: 4-5 days
Very Light: 10 days or more
Espresso
Dark: 2 days
Medium: 8-10 days
Light: 10 days
Make coffee great again.. 😂
This isn't even a particularly good price for 1KG of coffee? Not to mention, if it were good coffee, why would one make it political to alienate over 50% of their customer base (since this is Australia, probably even more than that).
Clearly not a deal and just political trash to get impulse purchases.
Also hate the classic 'Oh leftists just can't take a joke, this is a laugh' line, when Trump and his party are hell-bent on depriving massive numbers of people their rights, abortion being an obvious example. Not to mention taking aim at a fair and free democracy by packing courts with partisan judges, vowing to install party loyalists throughout the federal government, and ensuring environmental destruction by failing to act on climate change. And this is al despite the fact the majority of Americans did NOT vote for Trump in 2016.
Elections have real consequences, Trump is a useful idiot who should be in prison (he just got lucky Judge Cannon, his lackey, is stalling his trial till after the election) and cares about nobody but himself.
Politics aside, it's not a good deal anyway lol
POV: You ask ChatGPT to write a CNN stinkpiece
If you think what I wrote is wrong, please use facts to refute me point by point, instead of smearing others here. Talking to someone like you is a waste of time
That explains why the coffee I bought from here had a hint of Chinese LED flavour and a bitter after-taste like licking a 240V inverter.
For a roast that's as bitter as a Jan 6 rioter undertaking treason!
Freshly Roasted Jan 6th
Hmm, I can smell the freedom.
undertaking treason
🤣 Oh thats funny.
The coffee beans look to be sourced from countries trump says are “poisoning the blood of our country” and looks down upon. This doesn’t check out
Almost like the whole thing is a joke!
This isn't an original idea, the gag has already been done umpteen times in the USA. It's mildly funny the first time we see it in Australia. Then the novelty will wear off I suppose, like caffeine.
I suppose the price is so high because it's inspired by Trump's planned economy - tariffs on imports and 'the mother of all stagflation'.
Its a wonder these beans are allowed in the bag - arent they from across the border?
I was on board with this for laughs until I realised the site is also selling MAGA hats.
you dont like us selling MAGA hats?
Selling coffee called "covfefe" is funny. You're poking fun at a meme-worthy typo from a well-known political figure while doing business.
Selling or wearing MAGA hats is widely seen as an expression of political support for Trump. He has controversially stood by racist statements, been unrepentant for sexual abuse, and refused to denounce what people have done in his name: from marchers chanting "Jews will not replace us" in Charlottesville, to insurrectionists attacking police in 2021, seeking to overturn a US election. It says to customers you're on board with all that.
If Trump becomes President we get Pauline Hanson
Clive Palmer got far more votes with a bit of advertising. And you know he couldn't care less about the country, he's never set foot in Parliament
If Trump gets back in the conflicts we might be drawn in to due to our military partnership are pretty terrifying.
Dunno about this one.
Site legitimately looks poorly made. Cannot find any proper review. Their address linked at the bottom of the site leads to a house in Queensland (why would you do this when you clearly knowingly chose a controversial name in this political climate?).
The apparent attempt at rage baiting is pretty poor and not exactly in good taste.
So a neg from me given the poor value/relative obscurity of the seller/poor taste in "humour".
Their address linked at the bottom of the site leads to a house in Queensland (why would you do this when you clearly knowingly chose a controversial name in this political climate?).
Plenty of businesses operate out of their homes… there's nothing wrong with that. Or do you plan on doing something nefarious?
I know plenty do. And no I don't intend to do anything, but the issue is not what I intend, but what others might intend (please don't insinuate otherwise). There's no need to act like this current political landscape isn't a landmine for extremists on either end of the spectrum to do something stupid - and it is this very issue that I warned about in the above comment.
To make it again clear, the issue isn't stating an address that could be their home address. It's doing so, when they at the same time so clearly do something to aggravate a political base, in a period of time where any random extremist on any end of the political spectrum could do something stupid. Just why take that risk?
Yeah makes sense.
Drawing attention to the fact seems pretty malicious on your part tbh.
Gross, surely we have all seen enough of the orange weirdo for two lifetimes, why would one buy something branded based off him?
To annoy NPCs like you
🤣🤣🤣 ans that is why upvotes are gang Busters 👌
thanks OP bought some
Given you aren't paying licensing fees to use Trump's name and image, you think you can do a better price?
Bootleg coffee under $10/kg including delivery sounds like a winner.
Wouldn't keep in line with the trump branding if you weren't overcharged.
I love how this gets downloaded because it's 'too political '
But all the covid cult post's get praised.
Oz bargain is like reddit with a capitalist twist
at least mods here is fair. reddit mods will ban you if their mum didnt buy them mountain due from the supermaket
You aint wrong. Got banned for just posting or being apart of other subs
I got banned from Australia sub for saying I might get the 3rd booster shot during covid. 😂😂 f***** clowns
Hahaha of course you’d be from Queensland, LMFAO. Hahahahahahaha.
What’s that supposed to mean, m8?
You’ll figure it out.
And of course you're from Naarm 🤣
I call it Melbourne, but you do you hahahahaha.
Using an indigenous name as an attack is borderline bigotry/racism. At least be considerate to the indigenous cohort and don't make snide comments by using indigenous land name.
Trump is a criminal, i certainly won't be supporting him
Trump is a criminal, i certainly won't be supporting him
This is exactly why we have the political issues we do.
People like you who only read headlines and regurgitate the media with actually investing the time or effort to understand what is going on. People like you should not be allowed to vote.
Pretty confused here.
First, why would it be the fault of others that Trump takes far-right and conspiratorial stances with regards to his politics/agenda? Are you blaming others for Trump having terrible views on basic human decency?
Second, do you mean "without"? And what did he not understand? Trump was not only charged with several criminal crimes, he's also been convicted of some of them, meaning that he is indeed a convicted criminal.
Third, and why should he not be allowed to vote? What gives you the right to determine which viewpoints/who can and cannot vote and determine which political party is voted in that directly influences their life?
I support OPs effort for fleecing idiots
Then why’d you downvote?
To generate more sales? The neggers have helped with that more than anyone else.
Good point
I just want to know if I have this coffee on an electric boat and the boat starts sinking then 10 metres away there's a shark…
They want the electric.
So Judging by the votes on ozbargain, Trump wins Nov elections by a landslide! o_O
Biden is a huge underdog in the betting market. Even Kamel Harris is more favoured to win.
ITT: poors fighting each other over politics, exactly what the rich want them to do. You should all be fighting politicians, not each other.
they all fighting over other country's politics. haha
US politics is ultimately important to Australia because it will eventually have flow on effects here but getting this into is a bit over the top.
They all arguing like they can vote 😂😂
I hear that drinking this coffee makes you shit your diaper.
"drinking tears"
sadistic
Dictionary
deriving pleasure from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation on others.
"drinking tears". MAGA are sadists. Just sadistic scumbags. It shows within their favourite phrase. "drinking tears". What kind of world are we going to get if we fill it up with sadistic a-holes like this?? No thanks.
Vote them out of EVERY country, they can drink their own tears afterwards.
You really thought you cooked here, huh? 🤓
they can drink their own tears afterwards.
Oh no, you’ve turned sadistic too
This is the saltiest coffee ever.
Lol at the reports for spam. TDS in full swing!!
lol at the neg voters. It's a deal lol.
Month-old expensive multi-origin coffee is not a deal
Shitty marketing. The whole politics spin is just pure crap.its actually discouraged me from buying it. And also it's not fresh so don't BS.
Yep. If you want a cheap 1kg bag of beans, get the home brand coles stuff for 15 dollars, not pay 38 bucks for some unknown brand from brisbane selling with the idea that any attention is good attention.