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Durex 12 Pack 'Stand Proud' Bogan Condoms $3.35 (Coles Brunswick VIC Possibly Others)

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For those who get hard for their country, these are a bargain at $3.35 - normally Durex condoms will go for $7-$10 a pack. Get in quick before this deal blows out!

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  • Green and Gold will it gloss in the dark?

    • +4

      Don't think so, but they are flavoured banana and apple!

      • +8

        Bite the apple Eve :)

        • +4

          Steve

        • +1

          Careful about mentioning Adam and Steve, there's religious nut jobs a foot.

        • +6

          I doubt it. Most people came on this thread to have fun and read the comments.

  • +9

    Does it come in Larger sizes?

    • +21

      who do you think your fooling?

      • +17

        I'm sure he means does it come in a pack of 24?

        • +1

          Yes, 24" ? :P

  • +102

    You can get about 500 sandwich bags for this price

    • +46

      Easier to wash and reuse the sandwich bags too.

      • +9

        Too loose for you.

      • +30

        Well with the condoms you can just flip them inside out and use them again…

        • +24

          I came to vote for the puns in the OP, but cracked up at the comments.

        • +36

          I came to vote for the puns in the OP

          I see what you did thar

        • +5

          I came to vote for the puns

          Oh dear…
          EDIT: Beaten to it.

        • +4

          Get a puncture repair kit to make em last.

        • +3

          Glad someone pulled me up on that..

          /waits for comment about pulling me off/

        • -1

          I just came.

        • +1

          Poltak, you won't be needing this product then.

      • +3

        "Easier to wash and reuse the sandwich bags too."

        Make sure to take the apple out!!!!!

      • +7

        Hold the mayo.

        • ''

    • +7

      Also free carrier bags at Coles…

      • +20

        The fruit and veg ones are thinner and don't make rustling noises, but don't use the green ones. They're porous.

        @Nexus 4: these can also be flavoured Banana or Apple.

        • +5

          You forgot to mention the mushroom bags … Good for those who like added risk.

    • +12

      You can get two rolls of Black and Gold cling wrap and a box of rubber bands at this price.
      That's a loooooot of discount lovin.

      • +12

        Whats scary is I've actually heard of teenagers at my old high school doing this. On a side topic I also heard a chick say "it's okay I won't get pregnant I was on top…." *face palm.

        • +9

          Yeah everybody knows you have to be in the middle for that to be true…

        • +6

          You want scary? I had a friend of a friend at high school who openly sucked on a strawberry flavoured condom and said he "liked the taste" all we could do was laugh, he never understood… Smh

        • +31

          a friend of a friend hey?

    • +26

      yeah but there is a vas deferens between them.

      • +2

        i dunno it sounds like pretty STIFF competition to me.

    • +2

      As an OZbargainer, make sure you get the washable ones so you can re-use them

    • +3

      Hope everyone stocked up last deal on what pmupsinep suggested:
      http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/65742

      Notes
      Easier to seal
      2x more secure
      Use as many times as you like ;)

  • +38

    Or buy latex gloves instead… one for each work day of the week… :P Viva la OZB.

    • +5

      some don't get to use them that often.

    • +1

      Only useful if its shorter than your thumb and thinner than your little finger.

  • +3

    $5-ish at Coles Belconnen, saw them yesterday

  • +4

    condoms and.. avocado spread?? hmmm….

  • +4

    Why is it that condoms and grog are so popular on OZB??? :-) :-)

    • +27

      And why aren't there any package deals?

  • +8

    Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

    • +3

      Go and get a flag pole up ya.

  • +26

    Bogan condoms? Oh the irony…

    • +20

      When Bogans have no condoms, at least the names are no challenge:
      Destiny/Nathan.
      Easy.

      • +2

        Mercedes and Shane too!

        • Hey shut up!

          Mine has a Y in it anyway.

        • cause a Y in it makes it more classy…? (i think that makes it more bogan'ie - IE trying to make a bogan name sound more classy is very boagan sorry!)

  • +12

    Can we get a picture of one of the actual condoms (unused)?

    • +20

      haven't seen a condom before?

      • +3

        that's what she said

  • +3

    Hahaha… that was hillarious!

  • +2

    Ugh… The puns rofl.

  • +9

    Bring back the Ainol jokes, at least they are more subtle.

  • +21

    wasn't interested in the deal, but i came to read the comments :)

    • +22

      You dont use condoms or is it that you dont get the chance to use it??? :P

    • +21

      no, just no

  • +18

    Any ladies want to go half's?

  • +22

    Cool, Aussie sleeping bags for my pet mice.

    • +1

      You have more than one "mouse"?

      • +11

        yes, but I only have one burrowing ferret

        • +1

          J 1… more like J V.

        • +1

          Is it JV, or not JV?

          That is the question

        • -1

          Don't you have anything constructive to add, like me?

    • +5

      I have a great sleeping bag for mice. But it's floor is wooden and it has a metal arm attached to a spring.
      Puts them to sleep in no time.

  • +12

    "Price check: One pack of condoms, extra small…"

    • +2

      Don't laugh, a friend of mine used to do that when she was a checkout chick…

      • +5

        She ever get clocked one? I can't imagine customer's being too happy with that.

      • I worked in a supermarket once where there was a price check over the store's PA system on a pack of condoms. This was Thursday evening and the store was packed.

        "Price check please on a pack of Ansell 12 pack ribbed condoms. That's Ansell 12 pack ribbed condoms".

        The staff were laughing throughout the shop. Can't imagine the customer was too pleased. I think price check policies changed after that little gem.

  • +4

    Are they designed to be used in the back of Sandman panelvans? Sand and surfboard wax resistant?

    • +10

      Yes, and it helps if you've got a Southern Cross tatt & flag draped over your shoulder whilst listening to Khe Sanh.

  • +13

    It should be illegal for bogans to NOT use these. Every time.

  • +7

    "Stand up" and be "counted". Your country needs you!!!

    • +3

      Well your member has to be standing up in order for this to be used…

      • +2

        Damn that!! I miss out on every good deal.

    • +1

      I'll give it a shot.

  • +2

    Do i need to stand up for the national anthem every time I use these?

    • +4

      Well for her sake that's the idea… Hopefully. JK :p

    • +1

      No as your tool would already be standing.

    • +36

      Right, because safe sex is so disgusting.

      Let me guess, you're Catholic?

        • +17

          How are condoms disgusting? Please explain then I'll justify my comment once you enlighten me.

        • +23

          Maybe because the Catholic church preaches that Contraception is bad?
          Seems perfectly relevant and valid hypothesis to me.

        • +4

          I beg to differ, I would strongly suggest that the pope is pro condoms. Have a look at his outfit.

          ..and with a face only an imaginary god would love.. sheezus, the guy is a walking advertisement for contraception

        • Wow haven't laughed that hard in a while.

          Ahhhh the pope…

  • +1

    Guess gonna have a good Fing with my Miss tonight.

    • +3

      Typo…..Finger?

    • +1

      Wow! You were able to hold until a good deal came

  • +1

    What are you planning to do with condoms and avocado spread?

    • +7

      Sausage and avo filled taco.

  • +10

    They should make star wars ones. And they fire up like Lightsaber. " use the force Luke.."

  • +5

    Hans wouldn't need one - he is not called Solo for nothing. He's just lucky his first name wasn't Foots.

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