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Status In Penalty Box.
Member Since 03/11/2014
Last Seen 01/05/2017
Location Jail
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Make sure its not a granny cruise Ive heard there are some pretty debaucherous singles cruises around - sign up for one of them
07/04/2016 - 12:43
First you have to have two legs. Then, after counting to make sure, Just use them to enter your local animal shelter and tell them When you...
07/04/2016 - 12:37
Can i link it to my coffee machine?
07/04/2016 - 12:35
Take a life jacket - remember what happed on the titanic
07/04/2016 - 12:34
Great post - even if you don't have room for a pet, consider volunteering to walk them once or twice a week - its only an hour or two of...
07/04/2016 - 12:21
My guess is the guru is a Californian who has spent time in India and is known to the US authorites with allegations of fraud and tax...
07/04/2016 - 11:03
I think its always free......of reality! They just want your email address sp they can spam you with ads for drea, catchers and peace...
07/04/2016 - 11:00
Can i just shove my finger somewhere to activate my pineal gland?
07/04/2016 - 10:57
No worries bud....nah not upset...i just call things as i see them with next to no thought involved. With all the phone apps,ebooks, udemy...
07/04/2016 - 10:52
Thanks, but i think ill have to pass - most of my inner chi escaped shortly after eating burritos last night
07/04/2016 - 10:42
Unless he only working for tips in a place like Hooters, cant he afford $10 per month?
07/04/2016 - 10:38
You can lead a silentdissident to water....
07/04/2016 - 10:36
Upon receipt they hold you to ransom with paypals buyer protection. They say its not as described or faulty or if it has no tracking it...
07/04/2016 - 10:25
Could use them for a small christmas party
07/04/2016 - 10:16
$1800 incl paint is a good deal i reckon Without paint , not so much - make sure of this before you commit to avoid arguments - its likely...
07/04/2016 - 10:15
Bluetooth coffee? Stop the planet for a minute, i want to hop off
07/04/2016 - 01:49
All that rhyming made my freakin head start to spin What are you selling again?
07/04/2016 - 01:48
The hollow coke residue ones are, if thats your bag
07/04/2016 - 01:46
[@netsurfer](/comment/3597382/redir): nah yeh....cant remember , maybe my finger slipped or whatever...this post is pretty much dead -...
07/04/2016 - 01:18
[@jackspratt](/comment/3597369/redir): This thread is pretty much dead....there will ne a new SSd deal in the next 12 hours or so best you...
07/04/2016 - 01:00
[@netsurfer](/comment/3597353/redir): yeh nah
07/04/2016 - 00:55
07/04/2016 - 00:38
Agreed....in the [meantime](http://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-facepalm-star-trek-bkklBjAmlYjv2)
06/04/2016 - 23:12
I think its an ebony and ivory rendition of the solo from Tornado of Souls, by Megadeth, originally composed by Marty Martin Friedman,...
06/04/2016 - 23:03
[@GameChanger](/comment/3597198/redir): i didnt know that...probably safe to assume they are in turn imported from South America somewhere...
06/04/2016 - 22:57
Maybe they get Opie, the work experience kid to hollow out the chips, and use that to make hash browns?
06/04/2016 - 22:50