Grab your copy of Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2013 or Mac office 2011 for $8 - $15 depending on what country you choose($8 for NZ, $10 for USA and $15 for Australia.
Not sure what brand, so I'm guessing its a generic Kogan badged one, but price seems good for a 64GB USB 3.0
$49 including shipping - use coupon KGNCOOP1 for a $0.49 discount