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Fakeo Mustachios, 95cents USD Shipped from Meritline

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Only 300 available so drop everything your doing.
These authentico Italian plumber/porn star Mustaches are guaranteed to make you 100% more desirable to the ladies.

But this product isn't just for men, ladies ever been ashamed of the fact that you always could grow a quality beard and yet have a patchy and undesirable mustache? Then look no further, these fake Mustaches will make you the beast of the ball and could even help you win the coveted mustache award at this years bearded lady competition.

So drop your work, drop your shopping, drop your children and buy before they sell out.

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  • +8

    But this product isn't just for men

    funny, a lot of women i see don't need fake mustaches. they are doing quite well as it is. they also have armpits full of hair. am i hanging out with the wrong crowd?

    • +5

      yes

      • yes

        • yes?

        • yes!

    • +6

      But this product isn't just for men

      in case of mishap when trying to shave that perfect landing strip, just attach the Fakeo to rekindle romance.

    • I guess you are mistaking them for women. May be look for other features.

    • NO…oops…..YES!!!!

    • +4

      Compliment someone on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend any more.

    • +1

      I love hairy armpits - wispy, not Bavarian forest!

  • +8

    Stock up for Movember?

    • -6

      Are you like 12?

      • He is Asian.

      • That wouldn't have made any difference, I could have grown a moustache before I was 12..

  • +2

    http://www.meritline.com/stylish-costume-fake-mustache---p-5…
    Non-mobile link.

    I love these mos, they're a lot of fun.

    • Cheers mate, link updated.

      • -4

        Fakeo Mustachios, 95cents Shipped

        It's actually $1.08 AUD

        • +4

          wrong.
          its actually 5.81 chinese yuan

        • +2

          Yuan?…..no haven't met him….

  • bought 1 seconds ago

  • +4

    You could probably grow a Merv Hughes mo while you're waiting for this thing to arrive from Meritline.

  • Is the Freddie Mercury back in stock?

  • +4

    Toy contains a marble.

    huh ???

  • Would buy a Jackass version to gift

  • Good if you need to speak Italian

    • You have a problem with that?

  • +1

    Put the ones bought earlier on our toilet door knobs at work, they look cool like Super Mario!

  • Just in time for Movember

  • Wow these are fake? They look real to me.
    Bought 7.

  • Don't let these tick to for using as a mustachios, it can be used anywhere besides your mouth, be creative!

  • -2

    Oh - this brings back a memory from a few years back. Some office worker for secret santa bought me a card of these for a quid when the arranged spend was 10 quid. Not a tight arse as such but WRONG for the time and place. Remember all the crass comments re Brazilians etc …hey…was that really you??!! The last laugh was that I got the guy the sack for gross misconduct a few months later. Moral of the story… don't ever gift fake mustaches! Haha And yes he was arrogant…maybe not so much now. time to Mo………. on

    • cool story bro…

      wish bob was here…

      • +3

        Needs more dragons.

  • +2

    What no love for Hitler mo?

    • no reply to this comment yet??? Its hard to be tactful when there is a million things you could say 90% of them would probably offend someone….I'll stay clear of this one :)

  • Thanks - great item for promoting Movember at work for the Mo Sistas!

  • +1

    Excellent, Now i can combine this with all the pizza deals and look like Ron Jeremy.

  • These are counterfeit. I didn't license them.

  • Will any of these mustaches help me look like Tom Selleck?

  • +5

    Items frequently bought together with this item…..

    A laser pointer, and an LED tyre light.

    What type of sickos are out there riding bicycles at night time armed with laser pointers and mustaches?
    Be afraid, be very afriad.

    • what's more scary is that they viewed stun gun and a rattle snake…did i mention the BLOOD circulation head scalp…

  • An item with shipping for less than A$1. I can't figure out how it work…

    • +1

      Government subsidy.

      • +8

        Ah yes the Australian/Chinese Mustache act of 1973

        • postage on all mustaches real and fake between Australia and China will be covered in full by the respective government so long as they make the wearer look like a pornstar or plumber.

        Of course the act was almost repelled when Julia Gillard came to power and she was then ousted by her government.

        • What??…it is actually under section 51 xxxi of the Australian constitution

  • +1

    seems the code is expired:(

    • -1

      same here

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