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264 Ansell Lifestyles Condoms Ultra Thin $108.80 ($88.80 with AmEx) @ Woolworths (Click/Collect)

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Combining the 10% off $100 Spend @ Woolworths with Click & Collect and the AmEx $20 off $100 deal

Retail price 12.69 - 1.70 = 10.99 (current special)
Total trolley after adding 11 boxes: 120.89
After 10% discount: 108.80
After Amex credit: 88.80 (total saving 50.79)

Comes out to be 33.6 cents each (credits to kearnsy)

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        • thelastnoob on 19/02/2016 - 19:08

          It's obvious I told her to keep one closeby in case the man wasn't prepared
          What happened next is also obvious
          She was using it to give to the man to use who didn't have one on him
          So she used one (with a man) and it broke

        • llama on 19/02/2016 - 20:22
          +1

          @thelastnoob:

          So she used one (with a man) and it broke

          Ahhh, so actually the MAN was using it… and the man broke it.

          It's obvious

          Not really, since a condom is usually used by the man. Women often use them for pranks, water bombs, etc which might cause them to break.

          What happened next is also obvious

          Have you ever tried to break a condom? It's not easy, even with your teeth. Try filling one with water, it's quite amazing how durable they are.

          However if the male person who is "using it" decided that they preferred riding bareback, then it is extremely easy to set things up so that the condom "breaks" or "falls off".

          I told her to keep one closeby in case the man wasn't prepared

          So my mate went to Thailand and I told him to get local aussie condoms to be safe and some actually broke

          Quite the condom lecturer, huh? I reckon that your friends should take responsibility for THEIR OWN protection. That way, they wouldn't need to be told what to do.

          If it was me, I would be ashamed if I felt the need to be involved to that level in other people's personal business.

        • naru6705 on 20/02/2016 - 11:24

          @llama: perfectly composed reply

    • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2016 - 17:07
      +2

      condoms in thailand are fine, look at any packet, they are all made in thailand ffs

      even have large sizes, despite the myths you think you know

      no condoms you buy anywhere else is made in a "safer" country. read one and prove it to yourself.

  • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2016 - 16:15
    -4

    Woolworths has crap quality standards (like deep fryers with crappy handles). So unless you want a pregnancy or a STI buy elsewhere.

    • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2016 - 20:17

      A business does not get fined $3 million for nothing!

      http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-05/woolworths-ordered-to-…

    • llama on 19/02/2016 - 23:51
      +2

      Don't be so quick to judge.

      I can assure you that sticking your doodle into one of those things would be an incredibly effective contraceptive.

    • marcozmitch on 20/02/2016 - 05:10

      When they start bringing out Homebrand , Woolworths Select and Woolworths Gold condoms I'll start to worry about that.

  • gogo1234 on 19/02/2016 - 16:20
    +1

    meh I prefer to buy in bulk.

  • BeefBiryani on 19/02/2016 - 16:22
    +5

    Why not pull out for free?

    • Utopian on 19/02/2016 - 19:26
      +4

      Much to learn…

    • Gravy on 19/02/2016 - 19:44
      +5

      My father agrees.

  • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2016 - 16:24

    ?

  • jiaqi518 on 19/02/2016 - 16:25

    What is the diameter please?

    • shmahoo on 19/02/2016 - 16:48
      +39

      it's twice the radius

      • oz-stef on 20/02/2016 - 11:55
        +1

        DId you get the radius by dividing the circumference by pi and halving it?

      • kiitos on 20/02/2016 - 18:01
        +1

        twice the radius…times warm apple pi…

  • MasterNoob on 19/02/2016 - 16:26

    More comments than likes

    as expected

    • Utopian on 19/02/2016 - 19:27
      +5

      You haven't helped.

  • barginsarelife on 19/02/2016 - 16:29

    Ohhh cool

  • OneMoreTune on 19/02/2016 - 16:31
    +4

    With that many condoms all I can say is she better have a drag strip cause you'll be burning rubber.

  • ssp88 on 19/02/2016 - 16:34
    +1

    It is Friday afternoon. We definitely need something funny :)

  • Timfoo on 19/02/2016 - 16:35
    +7

    Even if she's eager, protect her beaver!..

    • montorola on 19/02/2016 - 16:45
      +2

      Or she'll chase you with a meat cleaver

      • shmahoo on 19/02/2016 - 16:48
        +3

        so never leave 'er?

  • lead_org on 19/02/2016 - 16:42

    A year's worth of supply for the teenagers.

  • Donaldhump on 19/02/2016 - 16:48
    +1

    do me for the week

    • shmahoo on 19/02/2016 - 16:52
      +5

      was that a request? If so, you forgot the question mark at the end of the sentence!

  • bryans on 19/02/2016 - 16:49

    Can someone provide an in depth review who's had hand's on experience with this product!?

    • eug on 19/02/2016 - 16:50
      +3

      Usually first hand experiences won't involve this product.

      edit: ha! ninja edit!

  • tagin on 19/02/2016 - 17:00

    Do I need these if I only have an imaginary girlfriend?

    • holdenmg on 19/02/2016 - 17:05

      If the imaginary girlfriend is inflatable, then probably not…

  • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2016 - 17:03

    how is this even a deal.. 264 rubbers

  • LurvinOZB on 19/02/2016 - 17:07

    thats alot of bubble gummies

  • abm77 on 19/02/2016 - 17:11

    That's a hell of a party you planned!

  • ericeric on 19/02/2016 - 17:13

    Get this? or stock up this deal for 10 mths later.

  • prelude93 on 19/02/2016 - 17:22
    +3

    I ll stick to my Sock. As this purchase will lead to something like $150 an hour. Expensive.

    • oz-stef on 20/02/2016 - 11:57

      FYI: I doubt they'd let you BYO

  • Make it so on 19/02/2016 - 17:24

    But what about the next weekend?

  • TheOneWhoKnocks on 19/02/2016 - 17:52

    Got the thumbs up from the mrs. We can finally have that balloon party.

    • kiitos on 20/02/2016 - 18:03

      Got the thumbs up from the mrs

      You don't need a condom for that.

  • bleugh on 19/02/2016 - 17:57

    Wow, enough for every weekday in the year. Great for those married people who work away from home through the week , and the odd couple left over for weekends IF the wife actually says "yes" for a change

  • Wallyt99 on 19/02/2016 - 18:10
    +1

    I'm organising a group buy… Any lonely ladies want to come on board? We can even share them to save further!

  • Janko on 19/02/2016 - 18:10

    Any other long-sighted people think it said "dick/collect"?

  • kapone on 19/02/2016 - 18:14
    +3

    As a married man, the fact that people can go through this many before reaching expiry makes me sad :(

    • BeefBiryani on 20/02/2016 - 00:57

      As a fellow married man, I feel ya bro.

  • imahapyboy on 19/02/2016 - 18:23

    tasty yum

    • oz-stef on 20/02/2016 - 11:58

      Doing it wrong?

  • chumlee on 19/02/2016 - 18:24
    +1

    Thank OP. I can now stop using the glad wrap I got on special after my wife made me switch from using aluminium foil.

    • llama on 19/02/2016 - 20:26
      +2

      Beware of the other risks that your wife might have caused.

      Foil has significant protective characteristics, especially when worn on the head.

  • Davo1111 on 19/02/2016 - 18:26
    +4

    I dont think this is a good deal. I got 144 condoms for around the 30c mark straight from ansels website ages ago

    • smartazz104 on 21/02/2016 - 21:55

      How many you still have left?

      • Davo1111 on 21/02/2016 - 21:55

        they expired.

        Forever alone.jpg

  • FittyFitty on 19/02/2016 - 18:42

    Do they come in…

    • FittyFitty on 19/02/2016 - 18:43

      …extra large? :D

      • smartazz104 on 21/02/2016 - 21:55

        Looking for a body condom are you?

  • spy on 19/02/2016 - 18:44
    -1

    Gerry stopped selling these when the Baby Bonus payments were announced.

  • Javin on 19/02/2016 - 18:47

    Need two more gfs to use 264 in two months time ..as with one gf it will take five months…any idea what's the expiry dates on them

    • OfferScooperHQ on 19/02/2016 - 18:52

      did not pick yet. Usually 2 to 3 years.

  • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2016 - 19:59

    This woman would be loving this deal!
    http://imgur.com/gallery/5kwIyG7

  • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2016 - 19:59
    +2

    Im married, what the hell am I going to do with 150 years worth of condoms?

    • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2016 - 20:19
      +1

      Give them to your children!

  • Dr Techno on 19/02/2016 - 20:34

    Should run a competition - Who can get through all these first ?

    • eug on 19/02/2016 - 21:18

      We're going to need video evidence too.

      • Dr Techno on 19/02/2016 - 22:46

        hey if it works for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, why not the average ozbargainer.. Fame, here someone comes :)

  • Windows98 on 19/02/2016 - 20:37
    +1

    Real ozbargainers pull out

    • Wallyt99 on 20/02/2016 - 07:12
      +1

      I've got 2 kids to prove it!

  • jelko on 19/02/2016 - 20:46
    +1

    Who knew we had so many sex workers on OzBargain.

    • GameChanger on 19/02/2016 - 21:12

      why would it be a surprise? Its a way to make easy money

  • Shiny Mew on 19/02/2016 - 22:26

    Condoms are just, like, really good water balloons, right?

  • nobro25 on 20/02/2016 - 04:59

    Do girls dig guys with condoms in their wallet? Like since you put it in your wallet with all your other legal tender, when the time comes the condom would be legal tender for S3#!

    • Wallyt99 on 20/02/2016 - 07:14

      Nothing says 'true romantic' more than a guy with a cola flavoured condom in his coin purse.

      • nobro25 on 20/02/2016 - 07:34

        K… So how do I make use of these condoms? Do I simply go up to a girl and ask hey wanna bang tonight? or do you simply flick open ur wallet and show em your piece.

        I'm all in for the courteous slow talk dating style, but I'm also the typical impatient guy whose's rather straight forward.

        • Wallyt99 on 20/02/2016 - 19:39
          +1

          Ask if you can buy her a drink - then when you are rifling through you coins to pay, take the condom out and ask if she can hold it for a second. Then… Once she gets her drink and goes to give it back you say… "You hold onto that…." <pause> "For later." <wink>. The timing of the pause and wink are critical and vary depending on the moment. If this strategy fails - try adjusting your pause / wink timing.

        • nobro25 on 20/02/2016 - 23:32

          @Wallyt99: Thanks man! Good stuff

  • donotuse on 20/02/2016 - 06:00

    Have you not been watching Border Security? They catch passengers who stuff drugs into condoms and swallow them to avoid detection. Border officers have been known to ask "do you swallow?"

  • dodga on 20/02/2016 - 09:43

    That's a lot of condoms. Good deal of your a Gigalo !!! Lol

  • barcer on 20/02/2016 - 10:37

    What's the expiry date on these things? 'cause I figure at my current usage rate they should last me until around 2148 :(

  • erroorfree on 20/02/2016 - 11:06
    -1

    is it kosher?

    • donotuse on 20/02/2016 - 21:51
      +1

      No. But it's Halal.

      • [Deactivated] on 22/02/2016 - 01:25

        no pork swords

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