What's The Most Australian Thing You've Ever Heard?

Give us the best you have and share them with fellow Aussies for a few laughs.

Personal Favorite: "Yeah-nah" (as one word)

Comments

    • +6

      No it's not.

      • +2

        I've heard infinitely more Kiwi's say Yeah-nah than aussies, where do you live?

        • +1

          I've lived in Canberra and Geelong. When I say it's not a kiwi thing I mean it's not exclusively. It's definitely an Aussie thing. I live in the most faux posh city in the country (I love Cranberry but Cranberrans can have a tendency to act above their reality)and yeah-nah is dropped on the reg.

          I can think of friends from Brisbane, Sydney, and Melbourne in addition that I have definite memories of them dropping it.

        • +1

          My cousin went to school with a girl from Burma called Yeah-Nah. Not sure of the spelling but that's how it's pronounced. Way to integrate!

      • +2

        I reckon the word "aye" is pretty aussie.

        I'm a Queenslander and I've noticed quite a few people in Brisbane finish sentences with an aye.

        I reckon it's pretty aussie aye

  • +41

    I'm English but have lived in Melbourne for four years.

    I love how Aussies shorten words - arvo, servo etc

    And shortening 'the MCG', (which is already shortened) to 'the G'

    • +3

      I used to work in the City of London, was typing a report and an English colleague said "There's a typo". I stared at him for a few seconds thinking he was making fun of Aussie slang, but after a long discussion about the etymology of a typographical error we agreed it sounds Aussie but it's also shortened by the rest of the world.

  • +13

    I think Missy Higgins singing "Scar" is one of the most Australian things I've ever heard.

  • +23

    Mate=C***
    C***=Mate

    • +4

      Show us ya c***, ya c***!

      • bunch of can'ts

    • +1

      Cheers c**t!

    • oi ya Trucking can'ts stop swearin

    • Cats? Is the word cats?

      • +1

        Its a synonym

  • +10
    • +1

      Clare's crime-perspective - a run for ya money, with bonus Kiwi accents: Chk Chk Boom

    • This guy sounds like he invented his own language

  • +8

    My plugger came off.

    • +2

      double pluggers had a blow out

  • +6

    Ridgy didge

  • +1
  • +5

    "denny ute muster"

    • That would be the "Deni Ute Muster". You know, like in Deniliquin.

  • +1

    Cool banana….

  • +1

    Cheers (profanity)C**T

  • +2

    An old boss talking about Australian TV:

    "…and Ernie Dingo came on the stage a no grabbed the baby, and she starts screaming, 'A dingo's got my baby…' that was real yumor, ya know?"

    Not to mention, "Hit the frog & toad,", "strewth", and "chucking mainies" :D

    • They forgot sparkie and chippie, and probably lots of others.

  • Being a first generation Aussie (Irish parentage) I'm always laughing at my husband who is a 'dinky-di Aussie' and his 'windas, pillars (windows, pillows) and 'Eye-talian'.

    • +56

      Sorry to break it to you but he is just a bogan.

      • +2

        Ouch! That hurts!

        • +1

          Are you the husband?

      • +3

        I had to log in just to like this!

  • Bugger

    • +1

      Reminds me of that great Hilux ad:
      http://youtu.be/cbBx4Ql6Umo

      • You can just go to buggery for linking that…

        As per video description, it was a Kiwi ad, but did get shown here:

        • Eep… Well, learn something new everyday?

  • +6

    Zitgarrrn, or, hows it going?

  • +1

    How ya goin' mate?

    or

    How's the missus treating ya?

  • +5

    Fair suck of the sav is pretty hard to beat.

    • -1

      never heard of it mate.

      • +2

        It must be quiet under your rock… ;)

        • +2

          In the civilised world we simply call it a fair go, or as our former tested PM used to say Fair shake of sauce bottle

        • +1

          @rodripa: Kevin's version was the bastardised version…the traditional Aussie slang is exactly as I have quoted…look it up.

          We're not discussing what you think should be said in your imaginary civilised world here, remember that we're discussing the unique Australian lexicon.

        • @StewBalls: lighten up mate

        • +4

          @rodripa: We could probably all do with lightening up a bit imho, but Stewballs is (as usual) correct.

        • +1

          @rodripa:

          our former tested PM

          I think you mean detested.

        • @Gershom:
          yes I did lol. Auto correct changed it //dons tin foil hat

    • Fair shake of the souce bottle.

      • +4

        Have you got a sauce for that quote?

    • fark me…was gonna say that :P

  • +3

    don't go the raw prawn.

    15 years ago I used to play Risk online. I'd play with in a group with this girl from adelaide and we'd speak in colloquialisms to confuse the international players so we could team up.

  • Yeh-nah is my fave. I constantly do it.

    • Doesn't it make you feel indecisive?

      • +20

        Yeh-nah

      • +2

        I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

  • +1
  • +5
  • +11

    Bring a plate. My friend thought the host did not have enough plates for the guests so she brought 2 plates until she found out the true meaning.

    • +3

      Thank god this is dying out.

      • too right. I can't believe its even a thing. Frankly I'd be ashamed to host a BBQ and ask people to bring meat\salads\beer

    • +1

      I'll give you one guess where I got my username from mate.

  • +4

    you gotta risk it to get the biscuit mate.

  • +3

    'You know'. No I don't, that why I asked the farking question!

    • That why

      :/

      • Predictive text at work, sorry.

        • It's cool :) I should probably take my own advice and lighten up….haha!

  • +3

    Just one?

    anything that Steve Irwin said, but especially crikey

    Great Southern Land by Icehouse
    Sounds of Then by Gangajang

    NT news headlines

    Burkes backyard jingle

    Carl Barron

  • +1

    Crikey kid you're a Flaming Gallah!!!!

    Or you play the guessing game:

    How are ya? - not bad.
    How much further? - not far.
    how did that happen? - you know.

  • +6

    Eagle Rock by Daddy Cool. What a ripper Aussie song.

    • Rip.

      Although it was the best wiggles song…

  • +3

    The first time I was in London in a hostel I was chatting with a guy from Eastern Europe and told him about that my uncle lived… "out Woop-Woop somewhere". He had a very confused look on his face trying to work out where Woop-Woop was.

    • +2

      Woop-woop is near timbucktoo

      • +1

        Near Kickatinalong

  • Old mate, he's a dodgy fella.

    • When travelling I refer to any local male older than myself as 'old mate'. Any female automatically becomes 'old love'.

      • +1

        They don't have to be older, that's the beauty of the phrase

  • +4

    Dag

    • +1

      One of the best.
      Also good ones are Drongo or Galah

      • stop being a galah ya big drongo. Geez you're a dag.
  • +1

    Make a call on the big white telephone

    • Is that like calling the porcelain gods?

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