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Ansell Ribbed Condom 12 Per Pack $3 (Was $6.99) @ Priceline

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It was written on the shelf for $6.99 but scanned $3.

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  • +16

    Will help while getting railed by electricity company, thanks OP

    • -2

      I heard these are "independently tested"

      Yeah no thanks mate

      • +17

        Independently not individually.

    • Ain't nearly enough lube on them for that, plus they're ribbed.

  • +23

    let the comments begin!

    • +16

      waiting for the "this will last me my lifetime"

      • +3

        waiting for "this will last me a day"

        • +77

          waiting for "that's mothers day sorted"

        • +9

          Waiting for "do these come in large size"

        • +15

          @ccrap: Broken arms?

        • @ccrap: Waiting for "Your mother's day sorted"

      • +9

        nah not this time; still going through the 12 pack from a few years ago :(

    • -1

      waiting for "that's my self birthday present sorted"

      • +5

        Only if you're into onesomes.

        • +6

          Onesome? I call it a handsome!

    • +2

      whats the expiry? havnt needed to use one yet, but i might before i die.

  • +78

    Ribbed? Be a selfish lover and wear them inside out!

    • +1

      maybe they should sell these as a combo pack with ORAL B toothpaste?

  • +4

    54mm

    Sorry i find 52mm fits best

    • +17

      Is that length or?

      • +1

        its nominal width (i think circumference)
        lmao @mokr that's just admitting you have a thin one ;)

        • +6

          Quick @mokr, edit your comment before all the babes browsing OzBargain notice

        • +1

          Width when flattened I believe, so half the circumference or thereabouts.

        • +3

          the correct term is "girth"

        • @porkandbeans:

          Flattened like going through a pasta maker….

      • +3

        Good explanation of sizes and how to choose the right size:
        https://www.theyfit.co.uk/pages/condom-size-chart

    • +4

      Size in title please.

      • +28

        Isn't that a bit personal??

        • +3

          it's not personal when you need extra extra large for making your balloon animals

        • -4

          that's what guys with small ones say ;)

  • -1

    Let the comments to begin and ozbargain priceline shops.

  • +22

    Good timing. Now I can replace the one that has been in my wallet since 1996!

    • +6

      I'll bet there's a round impression mark there!

      • +4

        Probably the only thing he has left a lasting impression on ;)

  • +1

    what's with the additional 9 in their original pricing?

    EDIT nvm i used my imagination. giggidy

  • What's the expiry date?

    • +77

      30 seconds after you put in on!

      • +9

        that long?? ummm……

      • +6

        That's the funniest thing I've read this week. Couldn't stop laughing when I read it. Actually you could make it into a joke. You know the one about the young guy who buys the condoms on special and then cheekily asks the checkout chick what their expiry date is. She looks him up and down and says, "With the look of you about 30 seconds after you put it on."

        Think I'll use that one down the pub tomorrow night. Cheers.

      • No more votes for this comment please, 69 achieved!

      • Real OzBargainer would reuse.

    • 15mins.

  • What's the shelf life of these? Will probably need them to last at least 10 years if I am going to buy 12. Thanks.

    • +16

      I take it you're married?

      • 12 years would be if married. birthday sex.

        • If you get lucky.

  • +1

    "It was written on the shelf for $6.99 but scanned $3."

    You can get an extra box then….

    • -3

      OP doesn't need 2 lifetimes supply.

      OP's mum however……

  • +5

    Buyer beware. Refurbished product.

  • Buyer beware. As new. Does not coming in original packaging.

    • +19

      Did you just recycle your own joke??

      • The irony :-)

      • +8

        I find it funny that the profile pic is a little d.

        • It stands for something else.

  • -2

    Do these come in bulk packs of 1000?

  • +20

    "It was written on the shelf for $6.99 but scanned $3."

    With the invent of self-scanners, today's young bulls will never know the awkwardness of watching your condoms roll down the conveyor belt towards the judgy checkout chick or the humiliation of a "PRICE CHECK ON THE PERVERT BUYING RIBBED CONDOMS, EVERYONE LOOK OVER HERE".

    • +14

      Or the awkward wink from the elderly checkout lady.

      • +17

        She licks her lips and winks as she prints the receipt from the thermal printer. As she hands the Priceline paper bag to you, your fingers briefly brush against her wrinkled, yet smooth skin on her hands.

        …. to be continued?

    • +7

      That awkward moment when you go through self-serve and accidentally scan your 12 pack of condoms twice. Then you need to call over the human and awkwardly ask them to remove the 2nd item from your bill, because 12 condoms is already far too many, you certainly didn't intend to buy 24. Then the human giggles at you, and you're forced to admit that you won't even use the 12 you intended to buy. You're only buying them because $3 is a bargain, even though you know - deep down inside - that the true bargain is to just keep using your day old socks for catching your shameful propulsions.

      Sigh.

      • +7

        HAHA YES INTERACTIONS WITH OTHER HUMANS CAN BE AWKWARD.EXE

        I RECOMMEND FINDING FEMALE HUMAN THAT ALREADY USES CONTRACEPTION TO AVOID HAVING TO TRANSACT POINTLESS CONDOMS.

      • +6

        Or you could just leave everything there and run away…

      • "That awkward moment when you go through self-serve and accidentally scan your 12 pack of condoms twice." - This happened to me.I had to call the girl. It was embarrassing.

        • +1

          Just pay for both and keep moving..

    • +3

      Leisure Suit Larry 1 flashback

      • Ken sent me

        • Go raw, whats the worst that could happen.

    • yes, gone are the days of paying ca$h at the supermarket and remaining anonymous,
      i.e. those that pay using their "loyalty card" or credit card, sends their shopping list to the marketing companies and they then know whether you like it ribbed or not.

      • And if you only every buy them on special…

  • Cheap and nasty

  • Serious question. Does it come in other sizes at the same price?

    • Just checked - no they don't. Still a good deal though…

      • +7

        Guess it's glad wrap for you then mate

    • What are you after? XXLarge or XXsmall?

      • +1

        Maybe he's after both. Best to be safe if you do a lot of cruising.

      • +1

        He puts both sizes on, small for him, large for her.

  • +4

    What are condoms used for?

  • +7

    "It was written on the shelf for $6.99 but scanned $3."

    jv: So how much do you get off?

    Cheap Steve: Not much at all these days :(

  • Remember to turn it inside out afterwards to get double usage!

    • Why would you need to use it twice?????

      :confused:

      • Maybe he's a fast shooter

  • This deal disappoints me for two reasons:

    • It's been up for over any hour and there's only 50+ comments. I expected more from OB!
    • It's not a bulk pack. Most condom deals I've seen here are for genuine lifetime supply amounts.

    I'll still give it a +1, though, because it's still a cheap (and responsible) thrill.

  • +2

    A true Ozbargainer doesn't use condoms

    • +1

      Gladwrap.

      • +1

        That's expensive.

        Get homebrand sandwich bag.. 98cents for 150pk

        • +2

          I've found home brand doesn't….. survive the journey.

        • +1

          Not if you reuse the gladwrap from your lunch. Just don't do it on peri peri chicken day.

      • +1

        Mate I use al-foil, helps retain the heat better

        • +4

          I just use marriage and kids. Best contraception I've even tried.

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