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Be Natural Breakfast Cereal - Golden Whole Grain - Original or Cinnamon - 460g for $0.99 @ The Reject Shop

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Be Natural Breakfast Cereal - Golden Whole Grain - Original or Cinnamon - 460g for $0.99 @ The Reject Shop
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PJC on 22/04/2017 - 07:19 files.ozbargain.com.au (630 clicks)
Last edited 22/04/2017 - 16:35 by 1 other user

I noticed these soon after a top-hatted doorman ushered me into the magnificent environs of Cessnock's Ye Olde Reject Shoppe. Not long now until their Royal Warrant, which is fair considering Victoria Beckham's cacophonous plea for a zig-a-zig-aah concluded with an OBE … for services to fashion. Next, the Teletubbies should receive peerages.

Situated between displays of thrush pâté and French wild truffles, opposite the Cartier concession, these packs of breakfast cereal are Best Before 07/06/2017. Made in USA, both Golden Whole Grain Bites (Original) and Golden Whole Grain Bites (Cinnamon) contain over 80% whole grain. Now there's a surprise.

These are currently in Coles, dated Best Before ??/09/2017 for $4.00 previously $6.00.

Each box invites visiting www.benatural.com.au where the brand owner - Kellogg's - is unmentioned. The website is overwhelmingly folksy and infused with deeply sincere hipsters eager to spare their children the rampant toxicity ubiquitous in … er … the environment they brought their children into anyway.

So purchase this product immediately or the Earth will split into two and the two halves shall be flung into the void.

Predestined for my yellow-lidded bin, the box's side desperately pleads "If you love me, give me a second life and recycle me!" Honestly, my carrier bags haven't throttled a dolphin for weeks. So predictably squeaky …

In anticipation of requests like https://www.ozbargain.com.au/comment/4534255/redir
TLDR: Cheap Kellogg's cereal 99c for 460g, generally requires milk.

Groceries Be Natural Cereal Golden Whole Grain

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  • Extinction Rebellion on 22/04/2017 - 07:36
    +3

    Eloquent. Makes me want to rush there in my coach.

    • jjjaar on 22/04/2017 - 07:57
      +2

      Naturally. I'm already on my trusty steed.

      • PJC on 22/04/2017 - 09:14

        Naturally for Be Natural.

    • PJC on 22/04/2017 - 09:12

      You could feed the cereal to the horses.

  • mafmouf on 22/04/2017 - 08:52
    +2

    Why you no have trusty steed upon entry?

    • PJC on 22/04/2017 - 09:13
      +1

      Four footmen carried the sedan chair from Castle PJC.

  • namgib on 22/04/2017 - 09:14
    +1

    By George, I shall ensure I get Jeeves to fetch several to have the servants (children) trial.

    • PJC on 22/04/2017 - 09:16
      +1

      Are they not content with your leavings?

      • namgib on 22/04/2017 - 09:20
        +3

        They are insolent beasts, I only tolerate them due to their indentured nature. If I could I would dispose of them in the salve trade but I am reliably informed such things are frowned upon in good company.

        • PJC on 22/04/2017 - 09:26
          +2

          Such impudence is intolerable, but standards decline nowadays. Yesterday I punished a parlourmaid for disporting her ankles.

  • povertytrap on 22/04/2017 - 10:32
    +1

    In such circumstances the cane is a wonderful instrument.

    • PJC on 22/04/2017 - 11:51
      +2

      Quite so, it affords admirable assistance when administering correction to the lower classes.

  • bluesky on 22/04/2017 - 15:13
    +2

    Thanks OP, hope it is available all stores. Don't remember seeing it when I was at Rejects 2 days ago. Unless item is newly listed. But will check again.

    • PJC on 22/04/2017 - 16:38
      +1

      Cease everything else instantly and hurtle dangerously now to your nearest branch because the future of this planet depends on you. Packets are easily identified as they helpfully yell "OUR GROWERS FOLLOW CERTIFIED ORGANIC FARMING METHODS TO SUPPORT ECOLOGICAL HARMONY WITH OUR PLANET. THEY DON'T USE ARTIFICIAL PESTICIDES WHICH HELPS TO KEEP THINGS IN BALANCE WITH THE ENVIRONMENT".

      See? They use real pesticides. But not a real professor - the website's "Professor" Tim Crowe is Associate Professor at Deakin University. As ever, Kellogg's employ artistic license liberally.

  • povertytrap on 22/04/2017 - 16:46
    +2

    If you like cinnamon you will love the cinammom variety. Selling for $1.49 at the Spud Shed currently.

    • PJC on 22/04/2017 - 16:49
      +1

      Have some delivered via the tradesmen's entrance. The scullery maids will know what to do with it.

      • shmahoo on 22/04/2017 - 19:11
        +3

        I once tried to grab one of the maids by the tradesman's entrance.
        Didn't end well.

        • PJC on 22/04/2017 - 19:46
          +1

          Half a guinea is the going rate. Extra if also posing for a daguerrotype.

        • shmahoo on 23/04/2017 - 00:54
          +1

          @PJC: careful, that can leave you over exposed!

    • kahn on 22/04/2017 - 18:48
      +2

      If you like cinnamon you will love the cinammom[sic] variety

      Captain Obvious to the rescue!

  • shmahoo on 22/04/2017 - 19:13
    +2

    Love the language in this post and its replies. Well done everyone :)

    • PJC on 22/04/2017 - 19:59

      Come back anytime.

    • kahn on 22/04/2017 - 20:02
      +1

      Maybe you'd be a fan of The Olden Days.

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