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Kmart Soft n Gentle 2 Ply Toilet Paper 32 Pack $5 from 9th Sept to 15th Sept (~15cents/Roll)

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Some cheap toilet paper for people to stock up on, granted the quality isnt the best but at roughly 15cents a roll im not complaining, the ad is on the last page of the catalogue.

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  • +4

    ouch

  • +6

    I purchased this toilet paper on the last ozbargain post.

    I didn't mind it at first, but when you purchase 10x packs, you get pissed off pretty quickly.

    After I go through it all I'm going back to Aldi toilet paper and won't be trying out new cheap brands.

    Still voting positive for those with iron bums.

    • +2

      just sub every 2nd or 3rd roll with a more quality brand (that was purchased on special of course ;-)

    • +2

      Or get a bidet…best investment I've ever made!

      • Seriously ? They actually work ?

        Not that I have put a lot of thought or research into them… but how do they remove all the Clingon's without using so much pressure they blast poo particles all over the place ?

    • +2

      Well I find these fairly good, but being a mod and getting kicked in the butt a lot I guess these are soft in comparison.

      Also the kids have to take what they can get…..

  • lol @ iron bums

  • "Soft n Gentle" <—- iron bums

  • +3

    You may want to fold this, lest breakthrough causes you to surprise-touch your own bum. :p

    • Always wipe yr arse crack parallel to the toilet paper perforation to prvent this happening ;-)

    • that would be shitful!

  • hahhahaha @King Tightarse
    Foodland has Purex 12packs for $3.49, you can take rain check as most stores currently ran out of stock..

  • CHEAP!!!!

  • +3

    "…the ad is on the last page of the catalogue." Or you could use the last page of the catalogue! ;-)

  • +8

    At one point i was buying cheap toilet paper, and layering it with a top layer of softer stuff, like cottonelle.
    So it would be:

    ——————————- cheap stuff
    ——————————- cheap stuff
    ~~~~~~ cottonelle
    OOOOOOOOOOOOO bum

    Good option to be able to use cheap stuff, without suffering from the poor quality texture on contact.

    • +5

      Haha, you sir, are the king tight arse.

    • +6

      That reminds me of an instruction diagram for making a Big Mac! ;-)

    • haha this really cracked me up, but i might have a go but all the expensive stuff usually are in 2 or 3 ply so its gonna be 4-5 plys when added together, wont go through separating them as well lol

      • +2

        Just use cardboard- thats about 8-24 ply….

  • +2

    Hehe - you can just use this as "visitor paper" :-)

  • 'roughly'

  • +2

    This Toilet paper is like John Wayne and won't take sh1t from anyone.

  • A REAL Scrooge would go Bali style:
    left hand + water ladle.
    Who needs paper.

    NB: NEVER eat at a cafe called "Lefty's" in Bali…

  • +1

    Need I say more:

    Sandy Dunny Paper: It's the roughest wipe in Australia!

    Youtube: Chaser's Woe S1: Sandy Dunny Paper

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5kctaLxq18

  • Not sure what this is like but I recently thought I would try Woolworths home brand toilet paper as it gets used once and then flushed.

    With all the stereotypes around cheap toilet paper I was quite surprised with the paper and none of the people who live with me complained about it either.

    If you are after something cheap I would recommend trying it.

    • I agree anthony, it's really very good for Homebrand. Don't know if there's any difference but I've been buying the 6pk, not singles.

  • i recently tried Wondersoft (currently on great special at Coles)

    Much better than this crap and almost as cheap. Give it a try.

    I love how much conversation and puns can arise from a post about cheap toilet paper.

    • Wondersoft is good, was waiting for BigW to flog them but running out of rolls so got this Kmart one, then saw coles having the Wondersoft sale and got another 3 packs.

      • only three more?

        I was annoyed that I only drove the small car to Coles when I did the shopping !

  • this thread is hilarious!
    i'm LOLing so hard for free!

    • I know, remind me never the post a bargain on toilet paper!

  • Wondersoft wipes away the competition of "Soft'n'Gentle"

    • I am a tightarse with la-di-dah taste, so I wait for cottonelle go go on special.
      Top shelf, luxury date polisher that.

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