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Hairy / Fleshy Belly Bag for USD $5.99 / AUD $7.63 Plus FREE Shipping (Usually USD $11.99) @ Geekbuying

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Whether you stand up in crowded Sydney trains or managed to grab a seat to sit down, here’s a chance to show off your sexy belly. Have you been worried and depressed all your life because you lacked body hair? Now is the chance to change it all!

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  • Artificial Belly Waist Bag PU Bag

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With its funny design, Artificial Belly Waist Bag PU Bag will bring you much fun and help you relax yourself.

  • Widely compatible

Small waist bag ideal option for outdoor use (running,walking,camping,shopping etc) and travel,daily life use as well.Fashionable,practical and multi-function design and comfortable to wear.

  • Realistic design

With its realistic design with visible short fine hair, this waist bag is helpful for you to release stress. < (horror)really?

  • Adjustable band

With the adjustable band, it can perfectly combine the bag with your body.

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  • +1

    AU price in title please

      • +15

        Coz only official currencies are aud and eneloops

      • Jeepers, adds ":)" and still negged to death!! Humour Police strong with this one.

        • +7

          I found the wink sexist

        • @Salmando:

          Oh, right, no doubt shoulda been :) : :) - would be completely bad of course LOL

  • +6

    That belly button is disturbing.

    • +8

      don't get too close!! remember what happened to Alice (in Wonderland) :/

    • Being Scottish I wear a sporran instead of a bumbug. I wonder when they will cater for us who wear a kilt.

    • +1

      Belly button needs lint to be more realistic

  • +14

    …going by the 'food' deals posted here most ozbargainers are already sorted out in the 'Hairy / Fleshy Belly Bag' dept… :P

  • +17

    Thanks OP, Mother's Day sorted.

    • +16

      Don't you mean Valentine's Day?

      • +2

        I have a couple of ex's I should send it too! lol

      • Don't you mean Valentine's Day?

        It's the same day if you're in Tasmania.

  • +5

    Wear it back to front to really freak people out (or match the front one).

  • +7

    Do they have bellies for different ethnicities? I'm all for equal rights

    • +3

      What if your belly is ethnicity fluid? I'm sure that'll be a thing soon enough.

    • +16

      how about a delhi belly?

    • Well they have two "complexions"

    • They do, comes in two tones

  • +1

    Is that a bum bag?

    • +5

      No, it’s ‘the dad bag.

      • +7

        Then it looks like this is the Chinese knock off? That sucks so hard for the creators, who haven't even launched their product yet!

    • +1

      Kids these days call them satchel bags

      • +1

        Or fanny pack in some circles

    • +2

      Is that a bum bag?

      No, I'm just happy to see you.

      • LOL

        So happy you had 100 beers!

  • This could be perfect for work KK if not slightly risque

  • +3

    More socialy acceptable than a regular bum bag.

  • +13

    I don't need one of those, I've already got a real one. :(

  • +9

    Hahahah… that is awesome… was going to buy one, but the wife informed me that I already had one… :/

    • +2

      Most of us have a real one so no point buying a fake one with "adjustable" band. Only saved $7.63.

      • +1

        Maybe I need to buy this then so that I can look like everyone else, without suffering the health consequences.

    • Lol

  • +1

    I already have a belly bag. No need to spend $7.63. The ozbargain way ;)

    • But does it have hair?

  • +1

    depressed all your life because you lacked body hair?

    Said no one ever

    • +1

      Fashions change. I'm sure body hair will become a thing at some stage.

      • Until that happens I'll keep shaving my pubes.

        • You do that lol

        • And the crack?

  • -1

    Can't believe this has already been knocked off. Shameless Chinese. Of course they steak the original photo too

    • Eh, you promote your product heavily before it's ready for sale, have it made out if China and what do you expect? Always easier to take an idea than come up with one

      • +3

        And guess who paid for the promotion and put in all the risk. The original designer. Not for it then to be ripped off by chinese thieves

        • +3

          They should've done a SWOT analysis and figured it would happen

      • Wouldn't it be the same with kickstarter marketing method? Advertise for unfinished product and hope for people to back them, and pray that no one copy them in the meantime?

        • Yep, the reality is that you need to adapt and prepare and strategise to try and overcome these challenges, and unfortunately there are some products which are just too simple to copy.

          Not 'blaming' the original designer, but you've gotta be ahead of the game.

  • Has anyone tried TNT Shipping it seems quite cheap for the time estimate.

    • I've used it myself many times over the years. Normally get the package in under a week after dispatch.

  • +15

    Unless it can store a bottle of bourbon, 12 brewski's & a pizza (like mine can)…then it's useless!!!

    • +1

      Pretty versatile, the one you got already I mean… 😂

  • +1

    Lol

  • Now you can walk around with a double chin and a double belly

  • +1

    Save your money! With all the upcoming Christmas parties, lunches and dinners….it's easy to grow one naturally! :D

  • +4

    Pfft, fake belly. I've already made the real deal. It was hard but enjoyable work. Neckbeard growth is coming along well too. Plans for looking great this summer are on track.

  • +11

    Where is the bargain?

    Much cheaper at numerous vendors on AE with greater range, and from as low as USD$4.82 shipped

    https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FangNymph-Latest-Products-An…

    https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LDAJMW-Fashion-Novelty-Fun-M…

    • +8

      Good to see even the silliest items are scrutinised!

    • Tried but are those sellers even trusted with 0 feedback?

  • +2

    Cool item, not a bargain.

  • Wow it’s a fanny bag!

  • +3

    this has to be the coolest thing i've ever seen. i've always wanted a gut but my damn perfect genetics prevent me from having one</arrogance>

    thanks op!

    default skin colour also checks out for me (white male privilege)

  • +1

    This will be good for using to smuggle drinks into events.

  • Stocking up now….this is the best Kris Kringle present ever!

  • +2

    I'd advise against buying from this mod, I have 2 orders that haven't turned up, no tracking sent and they are giving me the email run around.
    Crap.

    • -1

      How about you send the rep (me) your order number so we can see what happened?

      If you used standard untracked shipping it's advertised as 30-40 business days and 30 business days for tracked postage. As is standard for free shipping from China.

  • My payment got declined due to possible risk. I paid using 28 Degrees MasterCard. First time this has happened using that card.

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