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Car Bumper Sticker "The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive" White US $0.55 (AU $0.75 Incl.tax) Delivered @ Zapalstyle


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  • +4 votes

    Hi rep, do you have any Bogan On Board stickers?


      Always knew you were Tasmanian


        What gave it away, my youthful appearance?

    • +1 vote

      I can make you one, if you want?


        Thanks, already have one.

        Looks awesome on my 2005 Mazda 6 that I haven't washed in 5 years.

  • +3 votes


  • +1 vote

    The slower you drive, the closer to a meltdown I get…

  • +8 votes

    Should read "Retard in fast lane"

  • +1 vote

    maybe perhaps a more productive sticker that will help everyone……If everyone left a 2 second gap (especially THOSE merging on highways) and EVERYONE merges One for One.

    I don't think there would be gridlock…..

  • +7 votes

    May i have a sticker saying "Keep left unless overtaking" or " Do not block the fast lane"?

    • +3 votes

      … 'move into exiting lane sooner NOT LATER'

      I swear I've seen so many people still only half way into the exiting/turning lane 1k further down the road, and of course slowing WAY down in the process.

    • +1 vote

      You got to stick it on the inside of your windscreen.


      Personally I can't wait for the stickers "Tailgating is illegal too" and "Speed limits apply even in the 'fast lane'"

  • +2 votes

    I think people will actually come closer to read it 😛