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Funny Car Bumper Sticker The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive-White
Car Bumper Sticker "The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive" White US $0.55 (AU $0.75 Incl.tax) Delivered @ Zapalstyle
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Hi rep, do you have any Bogan On Board stickers?

Always knew you were Tasmanian

What gave it away, my youthful appearance?

I can make you one, if you want?

Thanks, already have one.
Looks awesome on my 2005 Mazda 6 that I haven't washed in 5 years.

Funny

The slower you drive, the closer to a meltdown I get…

Should read "Retard in fast lane"

maybe perhaps a more productive sticker that will help everyone……If everyone left a 2 second gap (especially THOSE merging on highways) and EVERYONE merges One for One.
I don't think there would be gridlock…..

May i have a sticker saying "Keep left unless overtaking" or " Do not block the fast lane"?

… 'move into exiting lane sooner NOT LATER'
I swear I've seen so many people still only half way into the exiting/turning lane 1k further down the road, and of course slowing WAY down in the process.

You got to stick it on the inside of your windscreen.

Personally I can't wait for the stickers "Tailgating is illegal too" and "Speed limits apply even in the 'fast lane'"

I think people will actually come closer to read it ๐


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"Car Bumper Sticker The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive White US$0.55 (AU$0.75 Incl.tax) Delivered @ Zapalstyle"