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USB Emergency Escape Tool: Spring Loaded Window Breaker, Seat Belt Cutter, Dual USB Ports $14.99 Delivered @ GShopper Australia

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SPECIFICATIONS

Weight: 48g
Glass Breaker: Single Shaft Firing Pin
Activation Force: 14lb
Input: DC 12-24V
Output: 3A
USB Ports: 2 Type A ports, 1 Type C Port

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  • +15

    What benefits does this tool have over say, a rock, which I could also afford?

    • +1

      This breaks windowd super easy and has a strap cutter which cuts straps.

    • I've watched videos about people trying to break car windows with a hammer or rock. In some cases it's actually quite difficult to do.
      Ideally you need something with a sharp point

    • +1

      …it doubles as a sex toy

      • Yikes!

    • +1

      I like the way UncleRico thinks

  • +3

    Not a lot of people carry rocks in there cars

    • +4

      *their cars.

      • -4

        I presume the people who can't tell their and there apart are the people who desperately want this crap

      • -4

        *them there cars.

        Heres hoping the Gramma nazi's dye off in Winter.

        • -2

          Lol, the butt-hurt gramma Nazi's are out in force today.

          Save you're negs for something important, you pedantic loosers.

          Bring on winter!

          • -2

            @D C: Keep waisting those negs bouys!

        • I wander wot the collective for gramer looser nazi's are.

          A pathetic?

          A keyboard?

          A basement?

  • +1

    I keep a small hammer in the glove box does the job and multi functional for most occasions!

    • +10

      Good luck cutting a seat belt with a hammer ;)

    • +8

      I keep nothing in the glovebox and I also don't have a toy like this post.
      My setup is awesome, hasn't skipped a beat and saved not less than $14.99

      Let's get (profanity) real, shall we: buying this shit for $14.99 in case you flip your car in a way that the windows don't break and the seatbelt get jammed and you are conscious and thinking, "hold on, I bought that piece of shit from OZB 7 years ago, let's just use it now". How likely is this story for you? 0% likely. That is how likely it is.

      You have a bigger chance of getting hit by lightning than ever needing this piece of crap. Or you are wearing a tin-foil hat as well, just in case?

      • What if your car falls in the water like those movies …

        • +2

          Wait until you hit the bottom, wind down the window, reach out and grab a rock to smash the window with.

          Easy as, rivers are just chocka with rocks.

          • +2

            @D C: Don't forget to wind the window back up before attempting to smash it.

            • @happykamper: electric windows wouldnt work too well underwater

              • @user27:

                electric windows wouldnt work too well underwater

                You'd think so eh? You'd be mistaken.

            • +1

              @happykamper:

              Don't forget

              Good point, glad someone is thinking right.

  • +3

    When you escape a burning car wreak, they too will ask “who are you?“ & you’ll reply “I’m Jason Bourne”, buy the USB Emergency Escape Tool today & become the hero of tomorrow!

  • +4

    Juat use your headrest.

    They are designed for it, and as shown on myth busters work easy with little force, and are easy to locate inside your vehicle. Assuming you are sober.

    • Do all cars have detachable headrests?

      • +1

        Negative, not all cars have detachable headrests. Will vary.

        Depending on the car, i.e. some cars have 'sport seats' that are 1 piece and thus have no detachable headrest.

        • That was a rhetorical question :)

        • That's when you need to use your head when no detachable headrests in the car.

    • If your headrest is anything like mine, they are very difficult to remove.
      Not only are they tight fitting, but you need to have the seat positioned in the lowest level or else it won't clear the roof when you try to pull it out.

      Also available via eBay for 1c more:

      https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/274253623781

    • +2

      After having an accident which involved our car rolling off the side of the road, I'll admit to being a bit terrified of not being able to get my kids out if it happens again, or not being able to access their seatbelt clip to get them out.
      Before it happened I thought this type of thing was a bit of a Danoz-Direct type gimmick, but now I'm not so sure…

      • +1

        Same.. This was in the gimmick realm for me until I realised how straped in my baby son was to his car seat. He's rear-ward facing and in order to provide enough slack to push in the release button for the overhead strap, I need to partially slacken it by tilting his seat (this all makes perfect visual sense in my head). This is all before I even access his harness-strap, which also requires me to hit $0.20 sized button near his legs.

        My vehicle was recently smashed from the side and the rear door was jammed in, which is also the side which is needed to access the release button for the overhead strap etc etc. It was a quiet road (other driver on drugs or sleeping at the wheel) such that I could take my time to remove my son from the car which still had me fumbling over him from the other side.

        I have often thought what if the car was on fire or there was some other time critical danger or indeed the car was not on its wheels.

  • +2

    This arrived today. It only has 2 USB ports and no USB C port.

    Very disappointing.

    Going to try to return it

    • Sorry to here it, particularly after the associated OP posted to the contrary. You might want to consider revoking that upvote.

      In related news, I was disappointed - if not entirely surprised - to learn that my rock also has no USB-C port…

      • *hear

        • -1

          Role on winter!

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