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$29 for a Bulk Set of 144 Assorted Condoms + Bottle of Massage Oil ($72.29 Value)

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Saw this on Groupon and thought I'd share!

$29 for a Bulk Set of 144 Assorted Condoms with Bottle of Massage Oil and Discreet Delivery ($72.29 Value)

Motorists battling heavy rain, food fight participants and warring armies all benefit from good quality shields. Sheath your sword and let love conquer all with today’s Groupon: $29 for a pack of 144 assorted condoms with massage oil and discreet delivery from Four Seasons Condoms ($72.29 value).

Keeping Romeos and Juliets safely in love is the name of the game for Four Seasons Condoms, proud manufacturers of high quality contraception to get the good times rolling worry-free. Grouponites delight in discreet digital ease with a 144-strong Assorted Pleasures bulk set of condoms across the full Four Seasons gamut of varieties. Creatively named raincoats such as Ice, Studs, Ribbs, Naked Ribbed and Naked Shiver set the scene for an optimal experience for both paramours. Purveyors of protection, Four Seasons Condoms also supports HIV prevention in African nations with an interactive condom donation scheme. Groupies get loved up with a bottle of lavender and ylang ylang-nuanced massage oil, plus a voucher for a free gift when making their next online purchase.

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http://www.fourseasonscondoms.com.au

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  • altomic on 18/10/2011 - 00:37
    +175

    more bang for your buck with this offer

    • ChadHominem on 18/10/2011 - 00:38
      +3

      nice one

    • Elijah on 18/10/2011 - 00:41
      +8

      LOL…

    • dimsum2 on 18/10/2011 - 02:15
      +2

      champion response!!

    • supercheap1 on 18/10/2011 - 09:45
      +1

      altomic's comment has more +ve votes than the post! Should be in advertising!

    • TimeOrMoney on 20/10/2011 - 00:52

      This is fast approaching the previous record.

  • meme_response on 18/10/2011 - 00:40
    +23

    foreveralone.jpg

    • TimeOrMoney on 18/10/2011 - 00:58
      +4

      wishfulthinking.gif

  • revo on 18/10/2011 - 00:41
    -7

    Make sure you don't 'slip' past this deal ;)

  • Tal_Shiar on 18/10/2011 - 00:41
    +9

    I'd of thought a true ozbargainer would have just gone to a local clinic that deals with patients with std's and gotten a small stash for free

    And 144 condoms? That could create problems in a new relationship lol

    • rePeter on 18/10/2011 - 22:27

      144/365 = 0.3945205479452055 uses a day on average :)

      • moooooooo on 18/10/2011 - 22:41
        +3

        Mathematically correct, but who the heck wants 0.39 of a use?!?!?!

      • joannatan on 18/10/2011 - 23:49

        incorrect, you haven't taking account the monthly period of the woman, except if you are talking about male same sex int****

        • moooooooo on 18/10/2011 - 23:58

          Or a one-to-many relationship where a man is involved with two women who have offset cycles.

  • ccrap on 18/10/2011 - 00:41
    -2

    Nuru party! shifty sideways glances

  • revo on 18/10/2011 - 00:45
    +13

    144 Condoms?!? You might have a 'hard' time using them all

    • ccrap on 18/10/2011 - 00:49
      +55

      Not if you do as the sitename suggests! Go and get your Group on

      • R3b3l66 on 18/10/2011 - 07:15
        +1

        I was concerned that the OP was making an offer to the OzB community to join them between the sheets and use the product

        Saw this on Groupon and thought I'd share!

        I will pass this time thanks OP. d:-)

  • 31mop on 18/10/2011 - 00:48

    Looks like we have all bases covered……

  • MooGliSH on 18/10/2011 - 00:49
    +26

    I once bought 2x 50 condom boxes from Coles when they were on clearance for like $5 a box.
    Then at a party at my place a girl needed one to lose her virginity with, and it broke a few minutes in.
    Moral of the story: Cheap condoms might not a bargain when you factor in the possible cost of the morning after pill… True Story!

    • Tal_Shiar on 18/10/2011 - 00:51
      +3

      condoms make for a badass waterbomb, but you need a mate and it's hard to carry them quick lol

    • ChadHominem on 18/10/2011 - 01:34
      +7

      Wow that's a lot of dodgy condoms to have, I hope you threw them out after that! Or gave them to someone you didn't like…

      • yaziyo on 18/10/2011 - 17:50
        +10

        No, give them to people you do like, to make more of them :)

    • Redmo0n on 18/10/2011 - 01:46
      +13

      Just wear two

      • ranma on 18/10/2011 - 09:43
        +18

        That's what the Irish do.. to be sure, to be sure.

    • will_nn on 18/10/2011 - 02:09
      +10

      one less virgin in the world

    • joannatan on 18/10/2011 - 10:22
      +1

      do u buy the correct size mate? :)

  • Balls on 18/10/2011 - 00:50
    +3

    144 watch out for expire! unless its daily!

    • MattyD on 18/10/2011 - 09:55
      +6

      I'm not taking your sage advice.

      Based on your name and this deal: you're the one we're trying to stop.

    • joannatan on 18/10/2011 - 10:25
      +4

      woman normally got 7 days monthly period, with average monthly has 30 days, so you got 23 days effective days to use.
      twice a days morning and evening, 23*2=46 condoms/month
      144/46 = 3.13 months of supply
      if once a day = 6.26 months of supply

      • Daabido on 18/10/2011 - 11:34
        +8

        Even when I was 18 I don't think I would have managed twice a day for 23 days straight. Now I am double that age it would probably last me a lifetime :)

      • blahman on 18/10/2011 - 11:36
        +8

        That's also assuming you only have sexual intercourse with one woman. Having access to multiple women will allow you to cover for the off week. Effective rostering can go a long way. Should also account for stock loss at 2.5%.

        • MattyD on 18/10/2011 - 12:13
          +1

          Wait, losing condoms or losing women?

          O_o

        • frewer on 18/10/2011 - 15:16

          losing both i guess hahaha, if you are in a small town you would root "the whole" town would you? sicko.

  • JepunK on 18/10/2011 - 00:53
    +2

    Battle Helmet on! lol

  • TimeOrMoney on 18/10/2011 - 00:54
    +65

    What do you do with 365 used condoms?

    Melt it down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.

  • ballsofsteel on 18/10/2011 - 01:19
    +1

    Are these any worse than ansell branded condoms?

    • propertyhound on 18/10/2011 - 01:42
      +2

      id say this brand is ansell's competition. pretty well known.

  • MrZ on 18/10/2011 - 01:35
    +2

    Condoms are for sailors baby.

    • Rimzi on 18/10/2011 - 07:55
      +1

      MrZ I accidentally hit minus & can't take it back!

  • SpaceNinja on 18/10/2011 - 01:47
    +2

    F'ken Awesome Bargain

    • Steptoe on 18/10/2011 - 07:11
      +7

      Or an awesome f#@king bargain

      • ro2y on 18/10/2011 - 18:29

        Or an awesome bargain …
        ..Sorry I just couldnt say it.

  • quarrymaster on 18/10/2011 - 02:02
    +3

    What's a condom?

  • mad__llama on 18/10/2011 - 02:06

    What's a quarrymaster?

  • ballsofsteel on 18/10/2011 - 02:15
    +11

    These will be good for me… need to lubricate to prevent rust

    • pikapika on 18/10/2011 - 08:03
      +1

      The pictures in my head now with this to do with rust..ew..lol Don't tell your new girlfriend or current gf you have rust!

    • nookular on 18/10/2011 - 12:10
      +2

      Things rust when they are not used.

    • Hank Scorpio on 18/10/2011 - 12:58
      +9

      Turns out you're not ballsofstainlesssteel

  • Josh81 on 18/10/2011 - 02:16
    +9

    If only they came with free installation, i'd buy.

    • Roja on 18/10/2011 - 02:44
      +22

      depends who is coming along to do the installing

  • Daabido on 18/10/2011 - 03:41
    +2

    144 condoms - sounds gross ;)

    If you didn't get it, look it up.

  • Phesto on 18/10/2011 - 03:58
    +54

    thx… im gona use these for sex

    • Tal_Shiar on 18/10/2011 - 05:30
      +4

      i laughed out loud literally, reading your comment lol

    • mboks on 18/10/2011 - 10:03
      +1

      lol

    • markjd on 18/10/2011 - 10:56
      +3

      Even better if someone else is there!

    • Josh81 on 18/10/2011 - 13:43
      +1

      Me too! :]

    • JayM on 18/10/2011 - 22:34
      +1

      Quote of the month.

      I'm sitting here with tears streaming down my face.

  • ultraskool on 18/10/2011 - 06:05
    +1

    why are condoms overseas much more cheaper than in 'Western' countries?? like I got a pack for less than $US1 in my country.

    • wninja on 18/10/2011 - 07:18
      +25

      a lot less rubber is used

      condoms in Asia are half the size!

      • MHLoppy on 18/10/2011 - 07:46
        +4

        I was about to say "that's pretty tight" but then in hindsight realized it might be a bad idea.

        • Domingo on 19/10/2011 - 06:49
          +1

          Then said it anyway! thumbs up

    • holofernes on 18/10/2011 - 10:13
      +4

      The sale of condoms in many developing countries is encouraged by subsidised manufacture through family planning charities.

  • Natt on 18/10/2011 - 07:17
    +1

    And on the practical side the massage oil may not be water based - something to remember

  • Derrick Crane on 18/10/2011 - 07:21
    +27

    A true Ozbargainer would use a condom 144 times.

  • carlscott1982 on 18/10/2011 - 07:50
    +5

    The deranged rapist in their ad doesn't look like he has time for condoms.

    • mboks on 18/10/2011 - 11:49

      lol.he does look a bit shifty.I would be looking over his shoulder to ensure escape exits are all clear just in case.hehehe

    • sev snape on 18/10/2011 - 12:24
      +1

      I thought he looked like Hugh Jackman.

      • MattyD on 18/10/2011 - 14:47

        I don't remember him playing a sex offender.

        Must've been the x-men movie I didn't see: "Wolverapist"

        • moooooooo on 18/10/2011 - 15:05
          +4

          XXX-Man?

  • massari on 18/10/2011 - 07:54
    +1

    This reminds me of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0HKg2pckCQ

    I guess buyer beware :p

    • kinglaiho on 18/10/2011 - 08:44

      haha beat me to it :P

  • [Deactivated] on 18/10/2011 - 08:00
    +7

    Though about posting this last night.

    However, Condom Man offers competitive rates.

    Ansell Bulk Buy 144 Condoms, $30, http://www.condomman.com.au/p/551204/ansell-bulk-buy-box-144…

    • seb on 18/10/2011 - 09:46

      But they are not ASSORTED…

  • Chrool on 18/10/2011 - 08:06

    Define discreet delivery

    • MattyD on 18/10/2011 - 09:53
      +18

      That's what happens if they break.

  • bryans on 18/10/2011 - 08:09
    +1

    Do these ones contain sweatholes for ventilation?

    • issh on 18/10/2011 - 12:38
      -1

      yep!

      it let's the 'sweat' cum out

      • Oliver on 18/10/2011 - 12:50
        +4

        lets, not let's.

  • dreamerman on 18/10/2011 - 08:27
    +1

    144 condoms!!! That will last me many life times!!!!

    • blurn on 18/10/2011 - 09:44
      +4

      Not for me. i'm gonna wear one every day which means i'll be well prepared for half the year.

      • dreamerman on 18/10/2011 - 11:25
        +8

        No seriously. I think my last batch expired with 2 still unused (pack of 3).

      • mboks on 18/10/2011 - 11:43
        +1

        You know it doesn't rain 6 months of the year in this part of the world…

  • BuyoTheCat on 18/10/2011 - 08:50
    -1

    condoms or cloths hanger?

  • King Tightarse on 18/10/2011 - 08:58

    "bunga bunga partY"

    (Silvio Berlusconi)

  • totom on 18/10/2011 - 09:19
    +1

    Correct me if I'm wrong. Does Groupon Australia belong to COTD? Just curious. I remember I read about this somewhere.

    Never mind, found it here: http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/37296
    Bottom line, Groupon.com.au & COTD & Scoupon are same people.

  • Whatsupp on 18/10/2011 - 09:48
    -1

    I'd be careful buying these…may turn out Chinese…
    Too small…:(

  • wisc on 18/10/2011 - 09:55

    anyone got a referal code? ill sign up and use it, might as well give someone else some $$$$

    first one to post there groupon referal link below this post gets it!

    edit: mate might be giving me his….

    edit2: ahh you have to put in there email address anyway… man takes a while for the email to come though…

  • tbonecam on 18/10/2011 - 10:00
    +25

    Is this offer still valid ? Or have they pulled out ?

  • timmy_tam on 18/10/2011 - 10:13
    +1

    all these jokes aside, whos actually bought??

  • banzini on 18/10/2011 - 10:28
    +13

    time for me to make a withdrawal and deposit my hard earned, only at face value though

    • markjd on 18/10/2011 - 10:58
      +3

      +1 for the triple try :)

  • joannatan on 18/10/2011 - 10:30
    +1

    how about this http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ISHEHE-1-SHAKING-GIFT-100-Durex-4… for the same price you got 200 pcs + 2 bonus :)

  • KaijuKoala on 18/10/2011 - 10:50
    +9

    Cheap Condoms may = Ozbargain Baby Boom

    • JepunK on 18/10/2011 - 11:18
      +1

      No, this is a part of the Projected Australia Population Growth…LOL

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