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Durex 30 Pack Condom Varieties $11.89 ($10.70 S&S, Minimum Quantity 2) + Delivery ($0 with Prime/ $39 Spend) @ Amazon AU

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Amazon is price matching Chemist Warehouse. If you feel a bit awkward buying them at the shop, this is a good price to get them delivered.

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  • +49

    In before any comments

    • +101

      Premature interjection?

    • Comments before in any

    • +2

      good bang for buck, yeerrrr!!!!!

    • +3

      I just came …. for the comments …. 😂😂

      • +1

        Me too. Haha

  • +53

    No XS size available at this price. I'm out :(

    • +12

      These are not gloves for a finger.

      • +7

        I see you came prepared for these comments.
        But you pulled out early on that other reply…

        • +2

          Yep… that was premature.

          • @RSmith: No point being half cocked, or else you'll come across as being soft.

    • +8

      I just chuck them in a dryer for a bit and they shrink nicely

    • -5

      Happy Lunar new year, another Asian checking in.

  • +15

    How many of you shy to buy at counter?

    • +32

      Lol why would you be shy?

      It's a flex.

      • -8

        Depends on whether you are a guy or a girl

      • +23

        r/ihavesex

      • +12

        I feel shy when I purchase multiple boxes of aloe-vera Kleenex. 💪

        • -5

          Why Kleenex? Use hands!

    • +16

      I will be shy when telling the counter I have 10 kids

    • +4

      Self serve checkout should solve the problem ;)

    • +13

      I am 37 but still a bit shy. I don't know why but it is what it is.

      • +5

        I am 37

        Old woman, who is your lord?

    • Who cares what they think

    • +1

      Just buy online!

      Although.. My neighbour received our Woollies delivery by accident, and didn't realise it was ours until a few days later once we mentioned our shopping went missing. I swear she looks at me differently now.

      • Free food ahahhaah

      • +2

        Neighbour thinks: "I can't believe he's an XXXXXXL!"

      • she might invite u over for tea….

    • now that I mostly go through self-checkout, I dont shy anymore :D

  • +25

    are these the ones you can wash and re-use?

    • +17

      Yup but You should send them to Vietnam to wash and clean before reusing them.
      https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-25/vietnam-police-seize-...

      • O
        M
        G

      • used prophylactics were first boiled in water then dried and reshaped on a wooden phallus before being repackaged and resold.

        • +3

          I mean they tried
          I'm just not sure that's enough. Particularly if there are any folds where the water didn't reach. Also boiling time would be important

          I feel so sorry to live in a world where some people are so poor that this seems like a good idea

    • lol

    • +8

      You can just turn them inside out and use it again.

      • +1

        I guess you’ve heard the one about mates sharing one?

  • +6

    Need some. dating a flight attendant

  • +11

    wish the expiry date is 2051

    • +4

      so.. once a year you mean?

      • +30

        I see you are married too

        • +14

          You guys still get it on your birthday? Can’t have been married that long.

          • @Slo20: Don't need one of these for the Birthday type

        • +1

          rofl

    • +1

      best during date!

  • +29

    So 2 packs within 4 months is most common with Subscribe & Save, I need to up my game

    • +1

      those are rookie numbers. you gotta pump those numbers up.

    • +2

      Check with misses first?

  • +2

    This is the new OzB Eneloop

  • +1

    Min order 2 packs.

    • +12

      If you calculate that correctly, counting all the birthdays, anniversaries, father's day, valentines day…etc. That's lifetime stock. Great deal!

      • +9

        father's day

        What

        • +5

          Great gift idea for your father.

  • +17

    pack of 30? it's gonna take me years……..what's the expiry date on those

  • +4

    The ultimate OzB purchase on saving money.

  • +3

    Never awkward to buy them. You gotta look like you own the place and show some confidence.

    • +3

      until, operator over the PA system… "Price Check., Isle 3"

      • Just gotta say dilligaf.

      • +12

        *Aisle

  • +1

    Waste of money since "Natural" feels so much better :D

    • +32

      Feels even better when you have 100 kids

      • You ever heard of contraceptive pill?

        • Contraceptive pill don't work 100 percent, also plenty of side effects for some people.

          • +6

            @azukay: Also, if you wanna leave sole responsibility for this with the woman you're screwing, fine. But people "forget" to take the pill, effecting it's reliability.
            OR, forget to tell you they've stopped taking it because it caused them issues.
            Yeah, it happens.

          • +2

            @azukay: All this talk about kids/pregnancy, nobody cares about getting a nasty disease lol

        • +1

          (profanity) with them bro. Condom is the less invasive method.

      • +2

        The real bargain is having 100 future wageless workers for the family's farm

  • +6

    Lifetime's supply! Thanks OP..

    • +3

      Get a vasectomy, more savings in the long run

  • +20

    Thankyou, cum again.

  • +3

    Single or multi-player? Co-op?

    • +7

      Online multiplayer actually.

      I personally don't play casual. Ranked competitive is a lot more fun.

      • How does one learn to get into the competitive scene?

        • +1

          Gotta practice against the filthy casuals first and get a real feel. Otherwise, you'd get a thrashing too much too soon in ranked competitive.

    • +1

      Found the VR single player

  • +3

    And as usual the femidoms / female condoms are 8 times more expensive. Cheapest is $3 each and waiting on stock. It's so bs.

    • +3

      Same as male vs female fashion. One is on sale for great prices and the other has crappy selection and no sales. It's a calamity.

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