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lookin4bargain on 04/10/2022 - 16:40 lutheranmedia.org.au (3258 clicks)
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The 2023 Scripture Calendar has: – inspirational pictures and bible verses – large open date boxes for you to write in – suggested daily bible verses to read that follow the seasons of the church. Order your free 2023 Scripture Calendar by clicking add to cart below. They make great gifts.

i didnt really need to explain myself. my intention was to let everyone know there's free calendar. those that say i am associated just because i posted a few of the same deal about free calendar… you posted many amazon/ebay deals yourself. by going with your logic, are you associated with amazon and or ebay?

also i did mention in one of my other posts before too that i do not believe in jesus. i just want the free calendar.

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/user/40512/nodes this guy has been posting menulog deal almost every day. SuReLy ThIs GuY mUsT bE aSsOcIaTeD wItH mEnUlOg?!

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  • inasero on 04/10/2022 - 16:42
    +14

    Your WORD is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path - Psalm 119:105

    • JohnUsesCoffee on 05/10/2022 - 07:30

      oh! Jesus! Maybe the Menulog guy likes food?

  • freedomofspeech on 04/10/2022 - 16:43
    +6

    thank you

    • 191919 on 04/10/2022 - 17:17
      +20

      i didnt neg you out of bigotry, i just thought your post was pointless and incorrect

      • INFIDEL on 04/10/2022 - 18:10
        -5

        I queried the idea of "free", by providing personal details without any surety of what will be done with them. As I have done before.
        That's not much of a Deal in my opinion.

    • Rex0r on 04/10/2022 - 17:18
      +17

      Free means free, there is no normal price.

      It's a deal because a physical 2023 calendar would cost at least $2 + the time it takes for you to get to a 2 dollar shop to purchase it in the first place.

      This is delivered for free.

      You didn't get negged by people from the church, you got negged because you make zero sense.

      Your phone tells the time too, do you condemn people for buying watches then?

      • KozieSeller on 04/10/2022 - 19:22
        +5

        No this is religious advertising, so you are the product here.

    • King Steuart on 04/10/2022 - 17:50

      The god-fearers are out with their neg votes today 🤣🤣🤣

      • INFIDEL on 04/10/2022 - 17:52
        +6

        I'd be very disappointed if it was any other way. They're very predictable.

        Personally, I like religious people. They're so different to me.
        It's the zealots I have problems with. (Receiving death threats for having a different view, is unacceptable. Had a few of those.)

        • pennypincher98 on 04/10/2022 - 19:17

          I only have problems with the people that force shit down people's throats (especially children).

          Both atheists and religious people are to blame here. To me religion is like the Big Bash, it exists, I see people going but I pay no attention nor bother going. You can have friends interested in something you're not, as long as there's mutual boundaries respected.

    • Ghos7 on 04/10/2022 - 19:52

      you're hallucinating

  • Mechz on 04/10/2022 - 16:48
    +12

    “No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD.” – Deuteronomy 23:1

      • Mechz on 04/10/2022 - 16:55
        +7

        So god causes workplace accidents resulting in crushed testicles to keep hard working males from entering heaven?

        • freedomofspeech on 04/10/2022 - 16:55
          +2

          What work do you do?

        • justchase on 04/10/2022 - 17:08
          +1

          yes

        • gto21 on 04/10/2022 - 17:31

          What workplace accident did he cause?

        • ihfree on 04/10/2022 - 19:11
          +1

          He works in mysterious ways

        • Nuggets on 04/10/2022 - 21:52

          Suggest you read on and discover that the laws in Deuteronomy (part of the old testament) do not apply to Christians anymore following the death of Jesus etc.

          • gto21 on 04/10/2022 - 22:06

            @Nuggets: Based on what he wrote later. I don't think he knows the context of Deut. He probably did a google search and copy paste.

    • Jeffie on 04/10/2022 - 17:26

      Does it work if you opt for a postmortem circumcision? Asking for a friend.

  • Jadeja on 04/10/2022 - 17:00

    max 2 qty per order

  • GG57 on 04/10/2022 - 17:04
    +1

    Free shipping as well.

    • INFIDEL on 04/10/2022 - 17:11
      +5

      Free propaganda / proselytising as well.

      • INFIDEL on 04/10/2022 - 18:34

        Its the price you pay for this "free" Deal!

      • ntt on 04/10/2022 - 18:42
        +1

        If you can skip Youtube ads, you can skip looking at those words too

        • INFIDEL on 04/10/2022 - 18:49
          +1

          These can be more pervasive than Youtube ads - usually hung in a prominent position to be seen daily, illustrated to reinforce religious beliefs, & tap into childhood experiences of many with religious indoctrination.
          (At least that's what I saw in aged care facilities I visited.)

          If not into religion, better to grab a free one from a business or club you frequent & support.

          • GG57 on 05/10/2022 - 08:52

            @INFIDEL:

            If not into religion…

            …don't bother yourself with this deal.

            • INFIDEL on 05/10/2022 - 13:12

              @GG57: What? And miss all the fun!

              Think many just saw "free calender" rather than religious Deal.

              (If not into this religion… Can click Hide & it disappears in future.)

              Did my best to try to persuade its not a great Deal (unless you are into religion) - which could have avoided the inevitable OzBargaining of this Deal😉

              (In previous years, addresses were added by hand - a lot of work for church volunteers!)

              There will be more & different "free calender" Deals later. Advantage - more space to write on each day of the calender.

              Best left for those would better appreciate the daily religious content. Enjoy!

              Will likely be restocked, like last year.

              Deals from religious groups can be great for all.
              Like the The Inspiration Cube Portable Bluetooth Speaker from Joel Osteen Ministries, for $1 donation including shipping.

              Sounds great as a Bluetooth Speaker.

              Remove the SD card if you choose & the sermons disappear. Or add your choice of recordings on a SD card & select from keys on front of the Cube.

  • nicholasv on 04/10/2022 - 17:10
    +12

    Used a PO box just in case they were hoping to pay me an unexpected visit to talk about God.

    Note: I believe the OP is affiliated with the business based on all their posts being about this website. Mods please mark as associated

  • justchase on 04/10/2022 - 17:11
    +11

    “Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.”

    -Psalm 137:9.”

    • tre180 on 04/10/2022 - 17:14
      +10

      Sure glad Pharell cut that line from the song

      • Munki on 04/10/2022 - 17:53

        It's the reeeeemix!

    • Loki556 on 04/10/2022 - 17:51
      +1

      “use the Service to upload, transmit or otherwise distribute any content that is unlawful, defamatory, harassing, abusive, fraudulent, obscene, contains viruses”

      Ozbargain Terms of Use

      PS: Aren’t out of context quotes great?

  • Pixie13 on 04/10/2022 - 17:11
    +1

    Praise be

    • Wizard on 04/10/2022 - 17:21

      Sheep

      • Pixie13 on 04/10/2022 - 17:31
        +2

        That's A the handmaids tale quote bte

      • Ghos7 on 04/10/2022 - 19:58

        do you have a big nose?

  • spackbace on 04/10/2022 - 17:17
    +5

    OP goes quiet all year, no posts/comments/votes, between calendar posts last year and this year…

    • INFIDEL on 04/10/2022 - 17:19
      +4

      They've got a calendar to read & believe in 📅

    • ShouldIBuyIt on 04/10/2022 - 17:54
      +10

      That's called commitment.
      Better than people who have 0 deals post and tons of comments.
      It's like the subs posts, if it's not for you, just move along.

  • bluechan on 04/10/2022 - 17:20
    +11

    Be careful if you're female and not a virgin on your wedding night:
    Deuteronomy 22:21 — The New International Version (NIV)
    21 she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done an outrageous thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house. You must purge the evil from among you.

    • dtc on 04/10/2022 - 17:47
      +3

      She has done an outrageous thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house

      So the women to look for are those with dead fathers? Nothing preventing them from being promiscuous. I mean, probably not with me but in theory

  • abjsdhasehasee on 04/10/2022 - 17:20
    +1

    Scripture Calendar in title please. practically worthless

    • FireRunner on 04/10/2022 - 17:24
      +3

      It’s worth is about the same as any physical calendar?

    • Rabbitsfoot on 04/10/2022 - 17:36

      Well. It's a free calendar. And it's worth lots if you believe in it? Like me?

    • Savas on 04/10/2022 - 17:38
      +4

      i ordered this last year but my mum chucked it in the bin.

  • OzBoganYeah on 04/10/2022 - 17:22

    It won't let me enter shipping address. When I click on it, it just refreshes the page

    • turtlesinmypants on 04/10/2022 - 18:10
      +10

      They already have your details from Optus. It will arrive soon.

      • s1Lence on 04/10/2022 - 19:30

        You're so funny

  • LR169 on 04/10/2022 - 17:25
    +9

    Heads up, last time I got free shit from a religious cult-y place, even after several opt-out attempts I still received emails constantly from them until I threatened them (with death)

    • dcep on 04/10/2022 - 19:04

      fake phone & email , worked fine on this one

    • pennypincher98 on 04/10/2022 - 19:12

      Easy solution: just say "that's not very Bible of you".

  • MikeKulls on 04/10/2022 - 17:28
    +9

    I just came here for the comments.

  • TinyTimmy on 04/10/2022 - 17:29

    Maybe don't be too greedy with this one, seems like a good cause giving these for free to spread the word.

  • cashews on 04/10/2022 - 17:31
    +13

    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20

    • Loki556 on 04/10/2022 - 17:54
      +1

      Things your learn on Ozbargain!

    • Koffee on 04/10/2022 - 22:10
      +1

      "Jerusalem is portrayed in the prophetic image as one of two sisters, Oholibah, the other being Oholah, Samaria. In the Bible, these two were depicted as betrothed to God and unfaithful to him. A common theme in the Old Testament is the faithless desire of God’s bride to return to Egypt where they were enslaved and where God had warned them never to return under any circumstance.

      The lewd image here is meant to be striking and to promote disgust at the lust of the Jews after the ways of their slavery in Egypt, as though Egypt had been the abusive lover of her adulterous youth. God’s judgment is that Egypt, “her lovers,” along with Assyria and Babylon, will turn against her. She will turn to them for support, and they will crush and oppress her as part of God’s judgment for their rebellion against him."

      You could have quoted the entire chapter rather than out of context. It's easy to quote out of context. Would you like one back?

      • us3rnam3tak3n on 05/10/2022 - 11:14

        Thanks for the explanation. I still wouldn't recommend the bible as a moral guide though.

  • Savas on 04/10/2022 - 17:37
    +6

    Thanks OP… kris kringle sorted.

  • gto21 on 04/10/2022 - 17:38
    -6

    Thanks OP. You're doing a good job when you trigger so many demons to manifest. 👹 The sons of disobedience are unhappy. 😡

    • ihfree on 04/10/2022 - 17:42
      +1

      This is a serious comment?

    • Jeffie on 04/10/2022 - 17:43

      Hey, stop stereotyping! I'm not unhappy; I'm wallowing in sin and I'm happy as Lucy!

      • RetroMetro on 04/10/2022 - 19:14
        +1

        who's lucy?

        • Jeffie on 04/10/2022 - 21:42

          Guess you're not on such close terms as I am with ole Lucifer.

    • GrueHunter on 04/10/2022 - 19:49

      My demon is called Henry. He likes peas with lots of butter, scenic bus trips, and occasionally making me projectile vomit said peas on said bus trips

  • ihfree on 04/10/2022 - 17:41

    Fun one to order and decorate

    • justtoreply on 04/10/2022 - 17:45
      +3

      For some reason I envisage you cutting out the pictures to make South-park style puppets of biblical characters

      • GrueHunter on 04/10/2022 - 19:49
        +1

        OK, now I want one

  • justtoreply on 04/10/2022 - 17:43
    +1

    If the product is free then you're the product.

    • dtc on 04/10/2022 - 17:48

      Not you, just your soul - and after you are dead, who cares. Definitely worth signing away for a free calendar

  • ripoffmerchant on 04/10/2022 - 17:46
    -2

    Confucius says no such thing as a free lunch

    • seamonkey on 04/10/2022 - 17:54

      Confucius apparently had notoriously tight family and friends.

    • ihfree on 04/10/2022 - 18:00
      +2

      Confucius wasn't a magician. Jesus was.

  • Serapis on 04/10/2022 - 17:47
    +2

    What kind of visitors will this draw to my lair? I like to plan my meals ahead of time if I am to have visitors.

  • Thrifty Dan on 04/10/2022 - 17:56
    +2

    Thanks Op, getting some Christmas presents sorted!

  • bargainpersona on 04/10/2022 - 18:05
    +5

    Looks like the Lutherans should give out ring sizers instead since calendars clearly aren't what OzBargain really want.

  • scphotos on 04/10/2022 - 18:08

    Ezekiel 23:20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.

  • ForTheGreaterGood on 04/10/2022 - 18:26
    +4

    Thanks OP. Got a free calendar. Don't really understand all the fluff around the post anyways, I just wanted a calendar. Used a parcel collect and the same contact details which, according to this website, have already been a part of 36 data breaches and leaks, so I didn't really have anything to lose, did I?

    • pennypincher98 on 04/10/2022 - 19:03
      +2

      parcel collect and the same contact details which have already been a part of 36 data breaches and leaks

      Don't parcel collect require ID/MyPost card for collection and thus you need to put your name on them? Whereas Parcel Lockers you don't.

      Besides, wtf have you been doing to get breached 36 times even assuming fake details lol

      • NobalaKoba on 04/10/2022 - 19:47

        Yeah, yikes that's bad.

        I only have 1: ShopBack. They didn't have my back :(

  • kamelataturd on 04/10/2022 - 18:27
    +3

    Usual tolerant Athiests out in force. If you don't want a free calendar then don't get one.

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