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One Dozen Red Roses for $25 @ ALDI

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Why?? Fork $174.95 or even $119 at Costco.
Get dozen roses from ALDI works out to $2 per rose.
Remove the price tag and tell your partner you are worth it. ๐Ÿ’–โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜

This is part of Valentine's Day Sales for 2023.

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  • +33

    tell your partner you are worth it. ๐Ÿ’–โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜

    What do you tell your side chick?

    • +141

      they get the $174.95 roses

      • +35

        with the $300 dinner with $800 hotel room

        While the partner gets the $29 groupon dinner and gets dropped off at home

        • +5

          What about getting picked up by a brand new Model 3. Is that the partner or the side chick?

      • +7

        Get a sticker machine and put a $199 price tag on the cheapo flowers. Profit!

      • +2

        Valaloop: $174.95 roses From A —> Side Chick —> side chick's partner —> To A's partner —> Back to A

      • Haha ๐Ÿ˜†

    • +30

      What are you talking about? this allows you to satisfy all 11 side pieces.

      • +76

        The only side piece I got is 10 piece wicked wing

      • +6

        Not sure why KFC came to mind when you said this

        • +10

          We are all getting Inceptionโ€™ed when browsing ozbargain

          • +13

            @Jimothy Wongingtons: Every comment on ozb is a subliminal message to get KFC

            • +4

              @CodeXD: dang it i think i inception'ed myself and now want kfc for dinner
              the other day when i got cheap as chips deal..the fries, omg they were JUST right. i usually will sneak a couple of chips before i drive out of the parking lot but i ended up eating the whole 2 packs right there and then. DAMNNNNN they were just right.

              *crispy (but not dry)
              *well seasoned
              *freshly hot

              god i wish kfc still did krushers as i had to go maccas after dinner to get a couple of mcflurry :c

              • +2

                @Jimothy Wongingtons: Oh yeah. Completely forgot about kfc krushers.

                Being its been stinking hot here last couple of days. Them krushers would have gone down a treat.

                • @xoom:

                  stinking hot

                  cries in queenslander

                  the only thing keeping me going through the heat is 4 bags of zooper doopers in the chest freezer :')

              • +3

                @Jimothy Wongingtons: This post made me realize I haven't seen any funeral deals on here

                • +1

                  @ChipP: Because itโ€™s too morbid bro

                • +2

                  @ChipP: With the pandemic we just been through. Doubt they needed advertising their services.

        • Because it's moist

      • family doesnt count.

    • you are worth it, too๐Ÿ’–โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜

    • +5

      Everyone who's talking about their side chick, hope your partner isn't someone's side chick ๐Ÿ˜‚. Surprise surprise !

      • +8

        how the turn tables

      • +1

        Plot twist. You're not their only valentine.

      • +1

        But also, you know that Ozbargainers talking about their side chick probably haven't even got a primary chick ;-)

        • +2

          Emotional damage.

    • Itโ€™s 2023.
      She has a side-chick as well.

  • +21

    Remove the price tag and tell your partner you are worth it.

    Only if your partner is not on OB as well ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • +51

      If your partner is on OzB, they'll be mad if you tell them you paid full price … ๐Ÿ˜‹

      • +1

        Now this is my situation. I usually have to return the full price items I buy for her.

  • +11

    I always buy the 80% off flowers at Woolies and tell her "you are worth every cent"

    • it's not what you save, it's what you spend
      .

    • I love you, for 25 bucks worth. ๐Ÿ˜˜

  • +21

    My wife decided against flowers and for us to donate this year instead.

    • +63

      So, will you donate $25 or $174.95?

      • +104

        Try price beat Officework to $23.75

        • +8

          Thanks, just donated to Officeworks.

        • +1

          Don't forget Cashrewards!

      • Yes

    • -2

      Your wife is definitely cheating on you.

    • +10

      Why price = love ?

      • +7

        Aldi broke his heart, that's why he's so bitter.

        • +17

          Jokes on him, he's lowering their overheads by letting them live in his head rent-free.

    • +13

      Show us on this doll where ALDI touched you inappropriately.

    • Coles and wollies workers been working overtime on here this week trying to save their jobs.

    • +2

      You don't have kids and a mortgage then.

  • +107

    Last year, my wife said don't waste money on flowers. Come 14th Feb, I didn't buy flowers. She got mad at me and ignored me for 2 days. This year, I think I will go ALDI and buy $25 flowers.

    • +54

      never trust what women said.

      • +2

        In fact, just do the opposite.

      • +3

        Yup its a trap.

        I dont need flowers on valentines.
        You dont need to buy me flowers.
        No gift for me on valentines.
        You can get me any food its ok.
        Im not hungry. Get whatever you like.
        Oh you can go out with the boys. Its fine.

        Never trust them in what they say.

    • +26

      2 days?! You got off lightly. Then again, what I wouldnโ€™t do for a week of peace

    • +2

      Ignore her, buy flowers anyway.
      Them be the rules.

    • +25

      So you didnt have to buy flowers AND you got 2 days of peace and quite? Lucky you.

        • +10

          You seem fun, thanks for taking the time to comment.

          • +5

            @Peelaw: Wow, a downvote. Talk about not getting sarcasm.

            • +2

              @bio: Ah damn. Haha sorry my bad, I'll admit I missed the sarcasm above.
              For some reason I cant remove the downvote but have an upvote on the above to offset it.

              • +8

                @Peelaw: Your sarcasm was easy to detect, bio's wasn't.

              • +2

                @Peelaw: All good mate, not obsessed with imaginary Internet points :)

    • +3

      If that's all it took for her to ignore me, I too wouldn't be buying her flowers

      • +1

        I tried not taking out the trash but that just got her breathing down my neck instead of silence.

    • +4

      She gave you two days of peace and quiet and you got her nothing? No wonder she was mad at you.

    • +2

      Get this in writing and have her sign it. If he complains next year then show her the legal document she signed last year ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • It was a test. You failed.

    • Did you not read the husband manual when you got married?

    • +1

      2 days over flowers? Better off matching the same level of immaturity and getting her eneloop batteries this year.

      • +2

        If only they can all be ozb girls.

    • +1

      Sticky this

    • +1

      She's a dodo for getting mad

    • +1

      Story of every guyโ€™s life. When will we ever learn.

    • +1

      Win win, good on you mate.

    • Are you newly married?

      Just remember it's never fine.

  • +6

    These roses might have an Aldi satisfaction guarantee, but the person gifting themโ€ฆ not so much

    • that is funny lolllllllllllll (and you can't easily ask for a refund!)

  • Whenโ€™s the best time to go in and grab one?

    • +28

      Before they run out

    • +5

      Ten minutes ago

      • +4

        Impromptu aldi ozbargainers meetup

        • +3

          Impromptu double triple, quadruple date…. at kfc with coupons.

    • I believe they started selling them yesterday (12th). So good luck :)

    • +3

      Couple days after Valentine's and they start giving them out for free

      • +1

        Except they dumped you coz you're a tight arse.

        • +5

          Even more savings, big wins!

  • +1

    I go next day to look for a bargain on roses.

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