For good, water-based fun. I Choose Astroglide!
Not really… This is a premium lube and I thought I'd give it a go at this price. Too late for Valentine's Day I know…
CamelCamelCamel.
Don’t let this deal slip through your fingers
Giggity
Gentle on the hands
Slipping and a sliding, peeping and a hiding.
Been told long time ago.
I been told, baby, you been bold.
I won't be your fool no more.
(p.s., what's the price? And don't say 'indentured servitude for the rest of your life' either. :))
(It's $6, was $10)
Ive cum 4 the comments.
You didn't last very long, we're 3 comments in.
Premature commenting
Premature cummenting
Lol
See your gp for help
GPs don't give happy endings as far as I know.
They are now. The government's Medicare rebate freeze is really making 'em desperate..
Any good for a Tesla?
Yes. A Tesla can only get you through the door, this might go the distance.
Too late for Valentine's Day I know…
In time for Mother’s Day though…
Mother in-law Day 👀
Make a new mother day
Oba san day
Stepmother
Any deals on washing machines with a door that is a little too narrow?
Where's wrong with wd40?
Ask your wife?
She said it's tradie spray and only for the forbidden tradesmen's entrance.
Hi it's me, your wife called a plumber? ;-)
$6 for 78ml???? i got 5L of 5w30 for $25 in the other deal.
Anything can be personal lubricant if you're brave enough
Guess it keeps his engine ticking lol
Will this work for my chains?
What about my bike?
Will this work for my chains?
Thing's getting a bit kinky here
AI generated poem about getting a discount on lube:
Oh, joyous day! A sale is here,
On lubricant that brings us cheer.
A slippery potion for our play,
Now available for less to pay.
No need to worry 'bout the cost,
With this discount, our worries lost.
We'll glide and slide with great ease,
Our passion set ablaze like a breeze.
Smoother strokes, with every touch,
Our love-making will be as such.
This lube will take us to new heights,
And make our moments feel just right.
So let's indulge and not hold back,
With this lube, we'll stay on track.
A little goes a long, long way,
And we'll enjoy every bit of play.
Thanks to the discount we have found,
Our love-making will be unbound.
We'll stock up now and save a lot,
And never run out when it gets hot.
Oh, how we love this slippery treasure,
That gives our love-life so much pleasure.
And with the discount that we've scored,
We'll keep our passion forever more.
👍
Only if it came from ChatGPT user 🤪
Everything is chatgpt now
seriously impressive for AI
What site did you use for this? Please
Lubegpt
Chat GPT
Look out Wayne Brady, chatGPT is coming for your job 😛
Just missing a jokey ending like “I don’t know what feels better, the sex or the bargain”
Thanks!, bought 4 for the step sister's birthday
wait till she stuck in the washing machine.
Good idea, this stuff will be sure to get her out.
Or get you in..
What you doing step bro?
They must be wringing Tudehope out.
This stuff is pretty decent. I don’t know if I’d call it ”premium”, fairly bog standard,
bog standard
There's a joke here somewhere…
Is this umm.. multi-hole compatible?
According to NoshTwin it's fairly bog standard
It glides tro As$ for sure ;)
Some of the comments are going down a slippery slope.
Keep `em cumming!
For your ring of confidence
Doh, shouldn’t have clicked the link…now I’ve got all these suggested adult toys and butt plugs come up on my Amazon account! 😭
Wait for Dolls too..
https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/89474/astroglide-per…
Almost the same price for double at CW. I guess it all depends on how much you want Doris to grease you up by…
Yeah but then you have to go into CW and make eye contact at the checkout as you pay for it.
Just wear a facemask, you won't get recognised.
Online only! So no need to be ashamed.
Spit is cheaper. Flavoured as well if you've just had a feed
Mmm, that reaper chilli burger is gonna be good!
family pack
Perfect to share with my stepmom and stepsis
Sweet home alabama.
Take it one step further.
https://www.amazon.com.au/Massage-Powder-Seaweed-Extract-Gre…
Makes nearly 20 litres for $31.99. It's powder so it lasts forever, make it whenever you need it. Enough to last an entire marriage or 2.
Approximately 3 years unopened. 6 months after opening which can be extended by storing the product in a cool place out of direct sunlight. Discard if you notice a funny smell? looks like if not stored ok, the powder might not last lang
and looks like someone tried and they got a yeast infection from it. hmm
Yeah the goto
Is this one burny? I know it doesn’t say it is. But is it?
Have you been using mace by mistake?
That would be a plot twist. But no. Some Uber expensive **** which is like luxe as.
Amazon has a special on tissues to go with this post
Sounds like the name of a transformer
To me sounds like the name of A$$ tro nomer
Definitely helps Ironhide
Sorry BNoob here.
What is it for ?
For your bike chain, derr
seks
This will go well with those Quilton Extra Thick Tissues I bought last month.
Quilton Absorba Kitchen towel would do much better..
Whoa cowboy, let's not exaggerate here
Wish the RBA put some of this one before they fck us all every couple of weeks.
Their interest… seems quite high already? Lol
This or 5W-40?
WD-40
78ml, thats only good for like 2 sessions..
So this will last me about 70 years. Thanks.
Aaaand it's gone :/
78ml for $6….. Talk about inflation.
I make my own water based lube - much cheaper
Now just waiting on Fleshlight deal
Finally a deal to get excited about…
Same price at coles
That’s some brothel grade lube
if you need lube then you're not doing it right
Bad lover spotted
Bit early for single's day…