Here's one for all those paper straw haters
5mm diameter and 210mm length
found in their lightening deal section
About this item
Unique Design: These straws are beautifully designed with striped patterns and colorful colors to meet the needs of different groups of people. Can provide a better dining experience for your guests and add a variety of colors to your party.
Safety Material: plastic stripe can bend safety material straws, reusable straws. Adults, children and pregnant women can use it with confidence.
Easy to Use: The bendable option adds fun and convenience to your drinking experience, allowing you to always maintain the correct angle when drinking, a great tool for you to fully enjoy the nuances.
Comfortable Packaging:
Various colorful striped plastic flexible straws for all your hot and cold drinking needs.
Versatile: Suitable for restaurants, cafes, homes, schools, offices and gathering places. Perfect for drinks such as smoothies, milkshakes, smoothies, and smoothie coffee, to meet your every need.
Love their description LoL Haha, these seller boast so much
So you acknowledge you can't get rid of all plastics, so how about instead of trying to ineffectually minimise it's usage and annoying people by telling them what they can/can't enjoy. Why don't you and the rest of the dumb hippies redirect your efforts to improving the disposal process that is the actual problem that allows it to cause harm in the first place? Banning single use plastics is entirely unneeded if you can instead address the issues allowing rubbish going from peoples bins into the ocean/environment. Technically speaking plastic is basically a carbon sink since the carbon in plastics doesn't go into the air and it's not actually the enemy you claim it to be.