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Free Sample of Vaginal Moisturiser from Replens

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  • +13

    ewww

    • +31

      And how did donga100 get on their mailing list?
      Or do you need this after 100 dongas?

      • +2

        Lol. Funny stuff. :P

  • +97

    I hope people have the chance to order this before it all dries up

    • +5

      puns… puns everywhere!

      • +5

        This place is gonna be dripping with puns soon

      • +1

        Sorry Putnum, looks like my fat finger negged you, I find this an issue on the iPhone. Just went to undo my neg and found that you can not undo a neg over an hour old. So here is my apology.

        • +3

          I gave him a plus to offset.

        • +1

          +1

        • Aww thanks <3

    • +7

      I'd like to see you get to 69 votes.

      • +1

        I feel that I have to explain my comment above. When I hit the reply button for that comment, Happy501 had a vote tally in the early 50's, as far as I can recall. Now he is 92 and climbing, I don't want anybody mistakenly believing that I am wishing him negative votes to get his tally back down to 69. Even though 69 is a lovely number.

        • I just assumed you were talking about the OP getting 69. Currently Donga100 is on 63.

    • +2

      Wow Happy501. Looks like you cleaned up the + votes with your dry wit.

      • +3

        With all these plus votes my previous failures in life are now wiped clean..

  • +1

    Can it be used as a substitute for KY Jelly? :P

    • +14

      I like Aeroplane jelly~~

      Sooooo….. would they deliver to the lodge?

      • +5

        Masonic or Prime Ministerial?

    • +2

      Oooh look at MR abc all fancy with KY Jelly! Whatever happened to using good ol' 15w 40 or canola oil?!

  • +24

    oh finally i can get something nice for my great aunty without breaking the piggy bank.

    • +28

      What exactly does she want to do with the piggy bank?

  • +9

    WOW! Mailman will be psyched putting this in the mail box :)

    • +20

      For once he will enjoy putting his package in.

  • +2
  • +6

    hey op my virus scan detects something not right with the above.

    Kaspersky
    Internet Security 2012

    Access denied
    The requested URL cannot be provided

    The requested object at the URL:

    http://www.replens.com.au/samples.html

    Threat detected:

    object infected HEUR:Trojan.Script.Generi

    • +41

      your virus scan needs bit of moisturising…

    • +41

      Might be trying to sneak in via the backdoor..

  • +4

    Oh man! this would of been a great valentines gift….. too late :(

    • +3

      There's always next year. Doubt it would have a Use By date. Perhaps a Best Before date.

  • +13

    Great for getting sand out too

  • +22

    this is awesome trolling value

    put your mother in laws address in there

  • +32

    Oh Awesome! I've been itching for this!!

  • +6

    Whats the SPF factor?

    • +9

      SPF = Slippery Promotion Factor?

      BTW, the "factor" after SPF is redundant. SPF has "factor" in it, so saying SPF factor is in effect saying Sun Protection Factor factor. It's like ATM machine and PIN number. Gripe over.

      • +5

        Yes, but I don't like it when the cashier asks me to put in my 'pin'. I prefer them to say pin number.

        • +4

          Just say you want to "log" in.

      • +7

        Lols, ATM Machine. One day I'll build a robot that will automatically use ATM machines for me, I'll call it an "Automated 'ATM Machine' Machine". :P

        • +1

          Just don't let me hear it :p

    • +2

      Are you looking to slip slop slap with it?

  • +20

    Good to hear you dont have to like them on Facebook for this offer

    • +4

      It would be slightly awkward to let your friends know you are ordering free samples of vaginal moisturiser…

      • +9

        especially if you are a guy…

        • In the cross: not so strange, seen stranger.

  • +4

    Couldn't they like, just carry around a picture of a shopping bags in a Porsche?

  • +20

    Grandma is going to luv this

    • +3

      Wow…. Just wow…

      • +11

        That's why she needs this!

        • +1

          there are some great comments in this thread, but yours was the first to make me lol literally

    • +8

      me thinks grandpa's going to luv it better!

    • +2

      Don't you mean grandpa?

      • +1

        unless he means: "grandpa's _______ going to luv it better." *fill in the blank

  • +5

    It could be a good conversation starter if you leave a box of them on your desk or something.

  • +7

    Does it work for dry throat too?

    • +3

      No that's the KY jelly

    • +2

      Yeah drink it instead of cough syrup..

      • +1

        Not what I had in mind, but go right ahead :-P

  • +2

    What is wrong with my tongue?

    • +5

      Herpes? Warts? You tell us…

  • +9

    25 comments and not one of them offering a more personal moisturizing service.

    your slipping guys…

    • +26

      *you're

    • +3

      must be all the moisturiser making us slip :P

    • +1

      See two comments up

  • +6

    All these comments are so cheesy.

  • +1

    Yeah mail mans better watch it…I can just see ACA:
    Mailman raped by confused teenage gang.

  • +1

    self deleted

  • +1

    Works well as hair gel.

  • +1

    From T&C: "1. We reserve the right to collect information to be used for a mailing database. "

    • +17

      So you get both a moist vag and some spam. Yum.

  • +4

    37 comments. I love OzBargain.

  • +16

    Anyone wanna go halves with me?

    I'll supply the moisturising gel if you supply the…

  • +8

    I think dry vaginas are being unnecessarily victimised here.

  • +5

    Im only +ing the word Vagina…. Now moving on to some real bargains

  • -3

    Why do people want a moist vagina?

  • +1

    Great! Lube her up thanks! :)

  • +2

    Finally found a valentines day present, but a few days late :(

  • +2

    For my sisters

    • +1

      What, you mean, like, Nuns?

      • +1

        not sure which is worse

  • +11

    Could easily devise a cunning stunt with this.

    • +7

      I mixed up the first few letters of the words 'cunning' and 'stunt' at first glance. Wow.

  • +1

    LOL

  • +1

    For when your dry as a nun's ….

  • +3

    Thanks for the post…

    fantastic free deal.

    Just added the name and work place address for my "friends"… they'll love it.

  • +34

    What the hell is wrong with you people? Vagina jokes aren't fanny!

    • +31

      Twat makes you think that?

      • +30

        Beavery careful, these kinds of posts usually earn you downvotes…

        • +32

          Pussibly.

  • +15

    This has to be the best deal this side of Uranus!

    • +2

      You definitely don't want to venture to the other side.

  • +3

    So this will help with the sandpaper factor?

  • +3

    Stick that up your pipe and massage gently!

    • +1

      I assume that was directed at Monica

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