Looking for a Relationship?
www.LUVonline.com.au
Can Help
• To connect people just like you
• Find the love you are looking for
• 100% Australian owned & operated for Australians.
• This promotion is for the next 1,000 members who join,
you will have LIFETIME FREE membership on your profile.
Sorry I put the start date for 2 days time, as I was going to edit it,fix and put more info in. but it posted it right away. Not a good start.
What's an ionternet, and why would I want to date one?
the way to decode this jargon:
IO = In Out
NTER = Enter
Now: you know what this site hopes to achieve.
Surely anyone a worthy catch would not require a Lifetime Membership?
Wife: why are you on ionternet dating??
Hubby: Because it was free on OzBargain
Wife: Thats perfectly acceptable!
Hubby: due to the great deal, I also signed you up.
Wife: thanks Honey, a life membership will be useful.
2 weeks later
Wife: What are you doing on Friday Night
Husband: I have a date with a chick i met on the dating site
Wife: I have a date too, perhaps we can double date?
Husband: Why not, thank you ozbargain
These guys have a lot to learn.
You click on their link www.luvonline.com.au on a iPad and you go to a mobile registration page with no details. No one will ever join a blank page.
Likes: Bargains and orgies, ideally orgies with bargains.
Dislikes: Having to spend money.
OrgBargain! \o/
Good thing its a lifetime membership, because im FOREVER ALONE.
Free English lesson. It's Internet.
free membership but probably require money to view profiles, send messages etc
Woo… nearly a dozen members nationwide… And I think they aren't all male…!
It's 100% free - full featured for the first 1000 members. to get it up and running.
I just joined - no confirmation email and where is the free lifetime membership?
OP please look into the zuver deal posted on ozbargain. hosting a production site on your home adsl line (from dodo) is not a good look
Cant be bothered to try and find singles, make a website and they come to you lo
This website is not very good.
Haha,
Nek minute, We will soon discover that the majority of the 1000 members that register will be OzBargainers!
At least the person you'll find will have the same interests!
I though you preferred Ozb, now we know ;)
I get less -ves on Dropbox…
Good point :) i see the appeal
Handy for when that awkward conversation comes up…
Date: "Damn you jv, I think you gave me X. You need to get tested!"
jv: "Nope. You won't find anyone with more negative responses than me!"
It's the false negatives you need to be careful with.
mmm dat cheesy home page pic
How do i order the chick second from the left, bottom row?
I can hear the guy who ordered this:
"OK, now i need a shot of some, like, young people looking like they like each other & are having fun, umm, one white chick, one black chick, one white guy, one black guy, maybe a hispanic - are we in that market? - and some asian dude with a trendy hairdo".
That photo plays heavily into racial stereotypes.
The black dude's shirt is way too big.
The asian dude has his eyes closed.
And the white dude is above everyone else.
I'll have what she's having.
Actually, I'm not picky at this point.
This could end up the most expensive Bargain you ever get
There is a flip side to this, what if your date was even more of a hardcore bargain hunter than you? P.s watch some episodes of Extreme Cheapskates, there is a reason a lot are single!
No interest. But I did see an interesing documentary about these kinds of sites (to be clear NOT this site in specific) on the BBC. Namely, their use of pre-purchased databases to pad out their membership lists.
Op - for anyone wanting to sign up to this, will you confirm that you do not use any pre-purchased databases and only accept genuine members? Also, no other blatant and morally repugnant methods used to draw people in? Sorry but your industry has a very very bad track history. So let's go on record.
hahaha the 2nd one!
Maybe we should have an ozbargain dating thread. 2 bargain hunters can have a night out together. Then report back on how cheap they can be. The community then decides if they're a match.
Finding love is hard.
Maybe you were Looking for Love in all the wrong places…
I like it when people say, you have to put yourself out there… lulz, what does that even mean?
HERE LADIES, THE KING HAS ARRIVED!
A night out at Hungry Jacks or Subway.
Bound to find classy people there.
No one will sign up with a logo like that.
Is this only for Ozbargain members only? Why would you wants to be cheapskate and find a missus that spend all your $$?
So she’ll be happy she found a bargain?
Yes, I think it's only for only Ozbargain only members only.
you had me at FREE Lifetime Internet…
If your looking for a cheap and affordable relationship, search my profile. Its easternculture
I will fill your life with discounts, celebrate our anniversaries with coupons, and spend the night with you on ozbargain
Is it free for lifetime..same as OP? lols
Hey EC, i'd prefer to keep our relationship private for now just to see how things pan out.
And while the fish & chip dinner last night was wonderful, and i really appreciate the effort you went to when you made the pickup from the local shop on your skateboard, perhaps next time we can branch out a little. Please don't take this as a criticism - it's just a suggestion.
I'm just trying to make this work.
And EC, it's you're, not your, but again please don't take this as a criticism. I'm not trying to judge you, i'm simply trying to encourage correct grammar.
thanks for the tip honey
Maybe we can do that FREE Udemy course on grammer together tommorrow and order food using that $10 eatnow voucher i got in my email or perhaps KFC 9 for $9 Tuesday
No, not grammer tommorrow, though perhaps a spelling & grammar course tomorrow.
Again, i'm not trying to judge you, though all the objective evidence does seem to point in that direction.
I just joined - where's the free lifetime membership?
Ready to press the delete button lol
mixing dating with bargain?
hmmmm…… sounds like a good plan to me.
are you advertising anywhere else, or will the site just be full of OzBargainers?
i applied, since im looking for someone. But no girls in SA, awwww for me:(
poor us Southies :(
try TAS
Australian domain registration
$9.95
Website design
4 hours
Stock photos
Google
Chance to troll 1000 ozbargainers into submitting their personal profiles
Priceless
Trying to cater to people who can't spell in their dating profiles Rep? I think business will be booming!