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Ansell Lifestyles Assorted Condoms 144-Pack $35 Delivered @ COTD

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Seems like a good deal

Pack of 8 - 12 is usually $6 - $10

1 months + supply depending on your lifestyle :p

Features:

  • Ansell Lifestyles Assorted Condoms 144-Pack
  • Lubricated
  • Easy-fit (53mm wide)
  • Not spermicidal
  • Expires 31/08/2016

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  • +14

    Anyone interested in a group-buy? 143 shares remaining…

    • +6

      True ozbarginer, rewash & dry out on the clothesline

      • +5

        I need 143 ozbargain members to join me. We get one each. Roughly 25cents each. Meet you at food court at Garden City, Brisbane.

        • +2

          Isn't there anyway we can accommodate 144x2 OzBargain members? ;)

        • +6

          I hope you're just meeting up to hand over the condoms, then walking away.

        • +1

          which one? there are two

      • how about glad wrap?

    • Yeah, this deal would be particularly helpful in a group situation…

  • +1

    Hopefully they manage to "catch" all my sperm!

    • +6

      … Provided you have any;)

    • +3

      Of course, it will be the "Catch of the day"

      • +1

        more like "Catch of the night"

        • +2

          Isn't it to prevent the "Catch"?

        • More like prevent the "Snatch"

        • Too far, dude

    • +1

      Sorry your pun was not potent.

  • Link doesn't work?

  • +17

    It will be cheaper for me to withdraw before delivery.

    • +3

      Don't start what you can't finish….
      or
      don't finish what you start

      • +6

        Just don't finish where you started.

  • +2

    At least they don't expire anytime soon….

    • a bit sad, but yes, that was the first thing I checked when I opened the deal page.

  • +6

    'stocking stuffers' ;)

    • +6

      Be an even better Secret Santa, to be honest. Everyone will have a laugh, but secretly you know the person will love it and think of you 144 times.

    • Either a small stocking or a …

  • +6

    Damn, limited to 5 packs per customer and no Extra extra extra large?

    How else am I going to fool the person packing my order to think that I'm some kind of stud.

  • on a serious note, I find Four Seasons make far superior rubbers/lubrication

  • +3

    That sorts out my Christmas Eve condom requirements, but what about the rest of the year?

    • +1

      One wet day..rest of the year will be Dry…

    • If you use it all on one night.. Sure they will stock you up free for life.

    • +1

      Santa makes one and the elves make 135 so what are you using the other nine on?

      edit: Oh.. there are nine reindeer….

  • +2

    Too bad the expiry on Ansell condoms is usually around the 3-4 year mark, I have trouble getting through a 12-pack as it is.

    • +3

      Typical OzBargainer -

      spedning too much attention on the Pennys, when he should pay more attention to all the other girls

  • I remember seeing a product recall on ansell condoms, i can just see all these people shuffling through there wallet/drawer to check the batch numbers on the condoms they had been using to check they were ok.

  • A months supply I'll place a large order

  • Assorted?
    Means include different colours, ultra-thin, regular, extended, rubbed?

    • Perforated and not. :)

    • +5

      i think it's 'ass sorted'

  • +2

    Anyone up for an ozbargain meetup orgy party?

  • -1

    Broden going to buy all of these?

  • +1

    What is the expiry on them. I can't foresee using them in the near future, but a bargain is a bargain.

    Edit:
    Expiry 2016 is a deal breaker for me.

  • +3

    thanks op just bought 3 packs

    now i just need a girlfriend

    :(

    • +1

      Surely there's an OzBargain post somewhere for that too!

    • Could try making some balloon animals.

      1. Put them all on at the same time
      2. Look huge <==3
      3. Get girlfriend
      4. ???????
      5. Bankrupt
  • +4

    I'm pretty sure this pack is called the "GoodYear" pack.

    Or, for married couples, the "Millenium" pack.

    • Tell it to my wife …

  • Returns policy?

    • +1

      You break it, you bought it.

    • +1

      "Please return any faulty product in a well-sealed plastic bag to…"

  • where's the link?
    it goes to home pg

  • Guys, Some classic replies to this post that have made my day. I probably have a few cheeky comments, but too busy laughing from all the other replies

  • +1

    What happen if the product is faulty and you found out after 9 months?

    • +1

      Funny about that, their warranty is a strict 8 months. Seems like a weird figure to land on… Hey, wait a minute…

  • +2

    Great! Baloons for kids.

    • +1

      +1 for originality.

    • +1

      Son at birthday party "Oh god, Dad made another dick-shaped animal"

      Dad "It's a Snake! Now, who wants to see me make an Eel?"

  • +1

    Woo, a lifetime supply for married / engaged men

    • +1

      Q. How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?

      A. Marry one.

  • For anyone who has ordered, have they come yet?

    maybe that comment was a bit premature

    • That's what she said.

    • Not yet. They're taking their time to come

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