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18" Barnyard Rooster Silhouette, $18 Click and Collect (Was $45) Masters - Chullora, NSW

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18" Barnyard Rooster Silhouette, $18 Click and Collect (Was $45) Masters - Chullora, NSW
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[Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 07:02 masters.com.au (3310 clicks)
Last edited 24/04/2016 - 10:31 by 1 other user

Just in time for Mother's Day!

This bright red cock/rooster/male chicken is designed for use as a stunning garden ornament, but could look equally impressive as it adorns your workplace.

Next week in the office: "Oh? You're looking for that report? It's just on the table over there under my large cock."

Was $44.98 then $30.00 - but once you add it to your cart you'll score 40% off, taking the price down to $18.00. You can pay for shipping, but is rather exxy.

NOTE: Pricing and availability based on the Chullora, NSW store.

EDIT: Some people seem to be looking for these in different colours and eBay appears to have some similar with this Metal Rooster Chicken Bird Standing Sculpture Ornament for $42.98 delivered.

EDIT: Some OzBargain MEMBERS have stated that cock is a colloquialism/slang term for part of the male sexual organs. To be clear, this is NOT what Masters is selling. It is a metal garden ornament. If you are were offended by the title of the post, please get your mind out of the gutter and try ABC Kids or the Australian Christian Lobby website for material less likely to distress you.

Home & Garden Art Garden Rooster

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    • altomic on 24/04/2016 - 16:21
      +4

      C & C is available

      Cock & Collect

  • iforgotmysocks on 24/04/2016 - 10:40
    +1

    That's great value, anyone have trouble keeping it up?

    • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 10:48
      +1

      Aldi recently had a cheap'n'cheerful MiG welder as a special buy. If you have a Colorbond (or similar) steel fence, you could easily spot-weld the cock to your fence to keep it in place.

      • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 10:54
        +4

        Ouch…just be careful you don't burn a hole in your cock…

  • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 10:43

    Great chance for me to be a proud owner of two cocks.

    • hluu0111 on 24/04/2016 - 10:55
      +1

      Should pair them with eggs

  • jamball on 24/04/2016 - 10:55
    +1

    I decided to go with click and collect at the local, because I didn't want to ask questions about the red rooter

  • Hen on 24/04/2016 - 10:55
    +5

    My perfect match :-)

  • Lunchtime on 24/04/2016 - 11:27
    +6

    I checked int out in Masters and I dont think its 18 inches. I think the size of this cock has been over estimated.

    Its disappointing when people over estimate the size of their ornaments.

    • King Tightarse on 24/04/2016 - 11:28
      +1

      Yes, most people exagerate the size of their barnyard roosters

      • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 11:47

        Small hands help…just ask Deadpool ;)

        • volturee on 24/04/2016 - 11:50

          I'll consider growing a small hand then. Sounds so much easier than growing a big cock yet giving the same feeling ;)

        • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 12:04
          +1

          @volturee: How's about a little head? :P

    • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 11:51
      +5

      If you measure from the thigh (instead of the feet/base) to the tip of the rooster's comb it's 16.52" (per the product specs)

      If you measure from the base to the tip it's 18.02".

      You're welcome.

      • TheOneWhoKnocks on 24/04/2016 - 11:55

        Lmao.

      • Lunchtime on 24/04/2016 - 15:09

        bringing out the tape measures. Its always a good party when we get to that point

    • Make it so on 24/04/2016 - 11:55
      +3

      But they can be enlarged, right? I get emails about that.

      • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 11:58
        +4

        Apparently so. You may wish to use the Masters live chat to clarify if this item is compatible with such procedures, however.

        • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 12:05

          I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation… :)

  • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 12:47
    +12

    Just looking at how many comments have been deleted…I've gotta wonder if there's not some cock-blocking going on here? :P

  • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 12:59
    +5

    One of my favourite OzBargain posts ever, good work.

    I wish I knew who reported it, I'd like to buy them a sense of humour for Christmas this year :)

    • stellaaddicted on 24/04/2016 - 13:13
      +2

      OZs want to be known as "Down Under" but when you mention the word cock (aka rooster) then those who don't like the ambiguity of the word hide under their beds like pussies (my cat does the same). After all, I am sure a lot of those who negged this deal loved a deal from Mr Dick (Smith).

  • 7hours 44min ago on 24/04/2016 - 13:16
    +6

    So I get a Popular Comment notification and go to bask in my glory when I see the fun police have stopped in. I'm not going to repost what I said but for what's it's worth I would have had no issues repeating the comment to my Christian mother.

    The ANZACs would be disappointed in the levels of censorship and mollycoddling going on around here.

    Great bargain OP, the original post was hilarious.

    7hours 44min ago on 24/04/2016 - 13:16 (Collapsed - Offtopic. Show)
    • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 13:23
      +2

      Spare a thought for poor old Risto, forever the bridesmaid stuck in your shadow there now for all eternity… ;)

      • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 13:24
        +2

        Pc police strike again…. This country is going to shit

    • nikkirose on 24/04/2016 - 16:18

      Well Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

  • naughtyLorr on 24/04/2016 - 15:18

    +1 for explaining about the word "cock"

  • Gracey on 24/04/2016 - 15:23

    Available for $18 from Robina QLD

  • gimmebargains on 24/04/2016 - 15:39
    +2

    It's hard to find big savings like this these days. This truly is more bang for my buck than I can possibly handle.

  • warmbeer05 on 24/04/2016 - 16:12

    dam it got cocked blocked,, no more cocks left at my local masters

  • nikkirose on 24/04/2016 - 16:14
    +1

    For all of those offended by the word cock, I have one thing to say … (profanity)!
    Edit: Apparently saying the full vag word is profanity, will someone get onto this, I am highly offended.

  • tommy-darko on 24/04/2016 - 16:17

    Don't, don't, don't believe the hype.

  • E4xtream on 24/04/2016 - 17:17

    See, I almost want to buy this cock just so I can remember this thread. Girlfriend probably wouldn't mind an 18 incher either.

  • mrluke on 24/04/2016 - 17:47
    +1

    Thought this was a Red Rooster deal. Damn you.

    • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 18:08
      +1

      I dunno, slather this thing with gravy & get stuck into it…you might enjoy being a cock-muncher! ;)

  • Faulty on 24/04/2016 - 18:16
    +2

    Okay who posted these haha

    https://files.ozbargain.com.au/upload/141598/38873/capture.j…

  • belongsinforums on 24/04/2016 - 18:56
    +2

    Aldi has similar large cocks. Saw some in boxes this afternoon

    • cannedhams on 24/04/2016 - 20:20
      +1

      Your aldi sounds a lot more exciting than mine.

      • belongsinforums on 24/04/2016 - 21:16

        Yea I noticed today that aldis are stocked and manned differently. My local seems extremely understaffed, but Chermside was quite nice today

  • TheOneWhoKnocks on 24/04/2016 - 20:02
    +1

    They approved my review! I wanted to be quite subtle in the review so it would be more likely to be approved and to boast about how my girlfriend likes 18" cock… Ornaments.

  • vccox on 24/04/2016 - 20:28
    +2

    I miss the original wording for this bargain - what's wrong with the occasional immature snigger over how hilarious language can be?!!! Life is too short not to snort about cocks and suchlike.

      • Mosher on 25/04/2016 - 10:25
        +3

        Keep an eye out there might be bargain for a sense of humour coming soon

      • [Deactivated] on 25/04/2016 - 17:11
        +1

        Your kids are on OzBargain?

    • TheOneWhoKnocks on 24/04/2016 - 21:57
      +1

      You've done yourself proud mate. Well done.

    • GameChanger on 24/04/2016 - 22:04
      +2

      There is always one that ruins the fun.

      Well done mate.

      • nahi11 on 24/04/2016 - 23:00
        -8

        I don't appreciate you bullying me GameChanger.

        • GameChanger on 24/04/2016 - 23:01
          +2

          How exactly have I 'bullied' you?

          I don't even know you, till this post.

    • King Tightarse on 24/04/2016 - 22:33
      +4

      At school everyone would knee you in the nuts for being a dobber.
      No one likes dobbers.

    • stonkered on 25/04/2016 - 09:12
      +2

      Boooooooooooo!

    • [Deactivated] on 25/04/2016 - 17:09
      +2

      You must be fun at parties.

      https://40.media.tumblr.com/a30765d2e31317a816ebb4ef37e93c63…

  • [Deactivated] on 25/04/2016 - 02:53

    Either no one has read this thread or they don't care about the voting rules. Of particular relevance are Gamechanger's, our resident "vigilante's", comments…

    • [Deactivated] on 25/04/2016 - 09:02
      +1

      Gamechanger is a vigilante? Oh please.

      Seriously, this.

      • [Deactivated] on 25/04/2016 - 09:10

        That is how he describes himself:

        GameChanger 10 hours 18 min ago
        IRL
        Some like to call me a vigilante but I'm doing what every good citizen should.
        Have helped many who would have(sic) being bent over by people.

    • stonkered on 25/04/2016 - 09:15
      +2

      It's just a bit of fun isn't it? :)

      • [Deactivated] on 25/04/2016 - 09:23

        Most comments were funny and quite witty :) But 253+ votes for this deal? Is it really a bargain?(serious question)

        Edit: Also if I bought one, what will I do with it?( another serious question)

        • [Deactivated] on 25/04/2016 - 09:29

          @King Tightarse: I don't have a mum…so, joke's on you? :P

          Like I said, in all seriousness, are these meant to scare predators from your veggie garden or more for 'decorative' purposes?

        • King Tightarse on 25/04/2016 - 10:12
          +3

          @Jar Jar Binks:
          Yes, I have seen geckos, ducks, rabbits and other animals as well.
          Just a bit of garden decoration.

        • [Deactivated] on 25/04/2016 - 10:20

          @King Tightarse: and would you say its a bargain at this price?

        • King Tightarse on 25/04/2016 - 10:27
          +2

          @Jar Jar Binks:
          Sure, but it's garden"art" so value is entirely subjective.

        • stonkered on 25/04/2016 - 11:21

          It is a god deal if in the market for a big cock, but I don't think anyone is going to sit here with a straight face and try and tell you ALL (any?) of the votes were for the deal itself…

          Also, if someone buys this based on the votes, without knowing what they will do with it, you will never persuade me that it's on anyone else but them.

          :)

  • ju2au on 25/04/2016 - 10:20

    This 18" will provide good companionship to the pair of Disney's Frozen Princesses (garden statues) I brought from Aldi a while back.

  • bglen on 30/04/2016 - 07:18

    Thanks got one - almost grabbed one of these several times over the last few months at $35.

    But when I pulled my cock out of the box it was blue on one side and orange on the other. Disturbing, was hoping for a bright red one.

    • blerk on 10/05/2016 - 14:11

      Mine was blue and green, not red as per Masters' online specifications for the item. Have sent in a complaint, but not holding my breath that they'll update it though.

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