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Bottle Opener Ring - US$0.32/~AU$0.43 (US$0.29/AU$0.39 Via App) Shipped @ AliExpress

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Bottle Opener Ring - US$0.32/~AU$0.43 (US$0.29/AU$0.39 Via App) Shipped @ AliExpress
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spackbace on 01/07/2016 - 18:12 aliexpress.com (998 clicks)
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It's Friday night, you've put your keys down somewhere, don't know where your keyring bottle opener has gone. Bazza hands you a beer, you need to open it the most manly and impressive way possible. You remember the ring on your finger. So much better than the wedding ring you nearly had to wear before Shazza decided to run off with Azza. With 1 quick move, using just what seems to be your hand, the top is off, and you down that drink like the local pub just called last drinks. You look over at Mercedes, she's giving you the look that reminds you of that night you had in the alley behind the pub. It's then that you're happy you bought your $0.43 ring.

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  • braddsey on 01/07/2016 - 18:22
    +13

    …then you remember that the night you & Mercedes had in the alley behind the pub was actually in your own drunken mind, because the world knows the only person you're going to pull behind the pub is yourself, once everyone sees you need an ugly 43 cent ring that is turning your finger green in order to open a beer.

  • garage sale on 01/07/2016 - 18:37
    +4

    I'm buying one …..will help me remember the humour and now it's a ring with a story.

  • cdaddy on 01/07/2016 - 18:42
    +1

    How'd they go when swinging haymakers?

    • spackbace on 01/07/2016 - 18:46
      +1

      …to be continued

    • Mumbles on 02/07/2016 - 10:46
      +4

      In the Phantom comic books it leaves the mark of the Phantom for other baddies to see.

      This one will leave the mark of the drunkard. A warning to others who disrespect a 40cent OzBargain :P

  • xii on 01/07/2016 - 18:51

    +1 cool story bro.

  • SBOB on 01/07/2016 - 18:52
    +3

    Got one of these from a previous 1c deal..
    Pretty useless and came sized for the finger of Andre the Giant

    • spackbace on 01/07/2016 - 18:54
      +1

      This one says 2 sizes available.. Not sure if it's Andre the Giant & Tinker Bell, but yeah… :)

  • dins on 01/07/2016 - 19:24

    +1 well played Spazza

  • Savas on 01/07/2016 - 20:00
    +1

    Will be good for when I get married, thanks.

  • Matt88 on 01/07/2016 - 20:08
    +9

    I lost my wedding ring 10 years ago and my wife has been on my back to get another one. This makes a practical replacement - Ordered.

  • jd4free on 01/07/2016 - 20:10

    Strange, the one i got was too small for me, and still too small for the missus

  • geek001 on 01/07/2016 - 20:17
    -2

    Pffft… you dont need a ring to open a bottle of beer. I can open a beer in most situations, the most common thing I use is a spoon. Nothing stands between me and beer…

    • feral on 01/07/2016 - 20:44

      Indeed, I tend to gravitate towards the knife rack, but once you understand the technique, it is possible with a piece of A4, a door handle or even an axe.

    • decr on 02/07/2016 - 08:35

      Professionals use a newspaper or if desperate a ciggy lighter. Works a charm.

  • JayM on 01/07/2016 - 20:19
    +1

    I love a good finger ring.

    I've had to use it twice tonight!

    • pointnlarf on 01/07/2016 - 21:07
      +4

      I know my missus does…

  • cannedhams on 01/07/2016 - 20:36

    wonder if they have a corkscrew ring for people that prefer wine.

    • tassieeagle on 01/07/2016 - 20:43
      +2

      Go go gadget corkscrew!

      • buckster on 02/07/2016 - 09:29

        Just be wary of handshakes if they do

  • Whatisthatvelvet on 01/07/2016 - 20:56

    Stuff the ring. Just buy/order cans of beer. Can't go wrong.

    • systmworks on 02/07/2016 - 06:30

      Beer in cans is all kind of wrong.

      Guinness is the exception, but only when poured into a glass.

      • xii on 02/07/2016 - 07:13
        +1

        You'd be surprised. Do a quick google about canned vs bottled beer. Cans are all the rage these days.

      • SBOB on 02/07/2016 - 07:24
        +1

        You can get some very good beers in cans… It's not just your vb, xxxx, new 'tinnies'.

        Grab a can of sierra nevada torpedo ipa ;)

        • systmworks on 05/07/2016 - 15:48

          Damn, $111 for a case of 24 from Uncle Dans - thats some pricy tin beer!

          I might drop $6 on a single can and give it a go…
          I still prefer to drink out of glass though…. the wide open neck of a beer glass provides more scent and thus flavour.

      • Whatisthatvelvet on 02/07/2016 - 07:50

        Don't mind a can these days. Awhile ago I was of the same opinion but now i find them ok.

  • Scorn on 01/07/2016 - 21:28

    Thanks OP. Brothers birthday present sorted

  • justtoreply on 01/07/2016 - 21:28

    These seriously don't work. Have owned two. Consider yourselves warned

    • Make it so on 01/07/2016 - 21:46
      +7

      The first didn't work so you ordered a second?

      • Lord Fart Bucket on 02/07/2016 - 07:48
        +2

        And about to order 8 more. Have to test every finger.

        • Make it so on 02/07/2016 - 11:31

          It takes 30 to make the result statistically valid…

      • justtoreply on 03/07/2016 - 12:26
        +1

        Came in a two-pack

  • nikey2k27 on 01/07/2016 - 21:52

    good for pub or event staff i have one make life easy.

  • cheepwun on 01/07/2016 - 21:58

    a lot cheaper than an engagement ring.
    If it doesn't work out (which is likely given the comments), no great losses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5kWu1ifBGU

    • dins on 01/07/2016 - 22:55
      +1

      goodwun

  • garage sale on 01/07/2016 - 22:07

    hmmm present for non favourite relative as we compete for who can give the crapiest present due to social obligation of giving a present.

  • MoMoney on 01/07/2016 - 22:49

    You have to be a special kind of A-hole to wear a ring like this.

  • Adamiam on 01/07/2016 - 22:59

    Yeah.. I got one of these ages ago. Didn't really fit and why would you wear it anyway?

    Bottle openers for your keys are handy instead.

  • Username Taken on 02/07/2016 - 04:35
    +1

    "most manly and impressive way possible."
    You better check this out
    https://youtu.be/pvHmd2JsX-I

  • alxr0101 on 02/07/2016 - 07:36

    Nothing says "I luv u! (PS. you may come in handy one dark, thirsty night)" like a bottle opener ring.

  • tomleonhart on 02/07/2016 - 08:09
    +1

    or you can just use any utensil to open your beer e.g: knife, fork, spoon.

    Cost: Free.

    Thanks Tom for saving us $0.43 !

  • rentonc on 02/07/2016 - 10:58
    +2

    Excellent opportunity for ring avulsion

    • ragrum on 02/07/2016 - 13:51

      That should probably be compulsory googling for anyone thinking of wearing one of these.

    • [Deactivated] on 02/07/2016 - 15:59

      This linked the last time there was a deal on these.
      A bit of fun, but would certainly catch very easily on more than just a bottle cap.

  • UFO on 02/07/2016 - 11:11

    "I drink so much piss that I need to wear a bottle opener as jewellery!".

    Stay classy Ozbargain ;).

  • JayM on 02/07/2016 - 11:16

    The same ring i bought for 1c in a previous deal is the only bottle opener i'll ever need.

  • [Deactivated] on 03/07/2016 - 00:01

    lol i paid 1 cent for this.
    I am now looking for wife so she can wear it.

  • FittyFitty on 03/07/2016 - 06:20

    Alcoholics Anonymous Orgasmus

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