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Grand Sale - 50% off All Stock at Franco Cozzo - Brunswick and Footscray (Victoria)

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Grand Sale! Grand Sale! Grand Sale!

To celebrate the Bulldogs winning the AFL premiership, Franco has decided to give 50% off all stock for the whole of October.

Brunswick and Footscray stores.

Grabs some 80's and 90's style furniture at discount rates.

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  • SUPERB deal, don't miss it!

  • +3

    This man is a legend!

  • +1

    Whata happened to a NorTha Melbourne

  • +1

    Brunswick store is right near my house - come say hello!

    • +2

      Im here, let me in.

  • +13

    Is there anything for sale in there that wasn't on the movie set of Scarface?

    • +3

      funny you should say that…

  • +6

    MIGAL0 MIGALO MIGALO
    if it is furniture you want to buy then come and see me.
    I'm in North a Melbourne and a Foot-is-cray

    • +1

      Omg i remember the old commercials ..it used to sound like he said sembali amogoli franko cotzo … damn im old lol

    • But that picture is the Brunswick store, i'm confused….

    • What was the 'say poolivars' line translated. There was 'cumbrazzio' which was 'Come browse' I think.

  • Does he sell any furniture that looks decent? Everything looks so chunderous!

    • +12

      nonna hits you with shoe

  • I will be there. Is it everything or just floor stock?

  • +2

    He's amazing!

  • +12

    …i approve this deal

  • +5

    I've never seen their doors open. It always looks closed.

  • +6

    Your 70 year old grand mothers will be bustin out their walking sticks for this deal

  • I drive pass the Foot-a-scraay store a few times a week and have never ever seen people inside it. Was wondering if it is ever open… Now, I can't miss on this rare opportunity to see inside a Melbourne icon!

    • +1

      I remember seeing a hand written note on the window saying "yes we're open" a few months back. I'm sure he's just sitting on that store until some property developer offers to buy it

  • +5

    Oggi domani sempre! Compari di Franco Cozzo!

  • +2

    This is an offer we can't refuse.

  • +5

    Wondered in once accidentally; really morbid style… Reminded me of the Italian section of the cemetery, with extravagant marble tombstones; coffin couture of sorts.

  • -1

    So are there any "bonus items" hidden inside? I mean it IS in Footscray after all.

  • +4

    Jesus Christ, how old is Franco? He was old in the 70's!

    • +2

      163 true story

    • born in 1936 so 80 this year…!

  • +10

    Grand sale, grand sale, grand sale Where? In Brunsawick and a Footiscray.

    Franco Cozzo ave(a) da pleasure to-a presenta to you "Il Modernissimo" Bedroom Suites, dining room and wonderful lounge

    Why don't you come for yourself and 'ave a looka this magnifico Il Modernissimo Only can found from Franco Cozzo Buy from Franco Cozzo
    Megalo!, megalo!, megalo! ….xepoulima ston Franco Cozzo Trapezaria, krevatokamares, salonia, karekles, apo ton Franco Cozzo.

    Elate na agorasete apo ton Franco Cozzo.

    In Brunsawick and(a) Footiscray nagorasita Franco Cozzo. Franco Cozzo per la prima volte in Australia dichiara guerra, guerra ai prezzi, Grande Svendita! Dove? a Brunswick and a Footscray.

    Se i migliori mobili volete comprare, oggi, domani, sempre, da Franco Cozzo dovete andare.

    Dove? a Brunswick and a Footscray. Comprate da Franco Cozzo.

    -Franco Cozzo

    • +1

      Anyone care to translate??

      • +1

        here you go -

        В Brunsawick и (а) Footiscray nagorasita Франко Cozzo. Франко Cozzo впервые в Австралии объявляет войну, войну на цены, большой большой продаж! Где? Brunswick и в Footscray.

        Если вы хотите купить лучшую мебель, сегодня, завтра, всегда, Франко Cozzo вам нужно идти.

        Где? Brunswick и в Footscray. Покупка от Франко Cozzo.

  • +1

    Reported - OP, you've got a misleading title. Sale is only on in Branswick and Footaascray.

    Don't know where this Brunswick and Footscray place is…

    • +5

      I originally had it as foot-es-cray but the mod's changed it :(

  • +1

    Proud doggies supporter +1, check out some of the tweets from the past week: https://twitter.com/search?q=Franco%20Cozzo&src=typd

  • +5

    Does it still have the plastic cover on it though?

  • +1

    Bloody aweseome….I used to live right behind the foot-is-cray store. I honestly don't get how they survive as I never see soul in there. Have always assumed it's just a front for something dodgy.

    Btw, go doggies!

    • Well funny you should mention that just google and you will find lots of info.
      I used to drive passed everyday. Stock never changed, up stairs stock is so sun damaged its been their 8 plus years.

    • Sidebusiness in concreting…

  • -2

    Why is this a video? This is an ad

    • If you're not from Melbourne, or haven't lived in Melbourne, then you're not going to understand the cultural significance of Franco Cozzo, and why the OP linked to a video.

      Totally acceptable in this, the rarest of all cases.

      • -1

        I'm not from Hipster City so I'll let it slide :)

  • +1

    I walked past the Brunsawick store 3 years ago and looked in the window. It was Franco himself doing the sales pitch on a customer. Confirmed - at least one confirmed customer sighting in the past 3 years.

  • Ken Bruce needs to step up and match this offer.

    • I'm still waiting for Erik Planinsek's next summer sale. 2. 230.

  • He always seemed to advertise during Gilligan's Planet and Dynomutt cartoons. We were you enough to get brainwashed but too young to afford Il Modernissimo furniture.

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