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ASOS Men's Thong with Gold Glitter $5.00

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Fellas,
Valentines Day is fast approaching and you’re still for the special something that lets your partner know how much you love them…then this is the deal for you.
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  • +33

    no comment from me, but I'm following this thread for your comments. Don't disappoint me.

    • bookmarked, saved and refreshing every 10 minutes

    • Looks like a comment, to me.

    • +10

      Did anyone else for a sec there think it was a thong made by ASUS?

      • +1

        +1

      • +1

        Does that mean there's the inevitable Xiaomi thong on its way?

        • +7

          you mean a Xiaomi thong with built in spyware right?

        • only through the Xiaomi Gateway can the thong be accessed

        • +1

          @Souljacker:
          Pretty sure the Chinese government want to turn a blind eye to the difference or size in the thong.

    • Same here for comments.

      I know one thing for sure, this should make your junk sparkle ever so more

  • +1

    Subscribed :)

  • +2

    Looks like a bee-hive full of honey.

    • -4

      if you poke the hive, it oozes honey dripping everywhere

    • +6

      I thought it was a full colostomy bag.

    • thats what she said.

  • +11

    I can vouch for these and the ASOS branded jockstraps. Comfortable and a good fit.

    (I'm serious)

    • +4

      Pics?

      • +5

        They're on my Instagram.

        • +1

          I hope they're clear, so we can all see right through them.

        • @MathNerd: Sorry don't own any mesh. Maybe at aussiebum's next sale.

  • +4

    What's the returns policy like on these?

    • +1

      without your smell then its ok ! ;)

      • Great, I'm well versed in the underwear 'sniff test'

        • Quite the dandy aren't you.

    • Their policy is they give your money back and sell them to the next person 'as new'

      • Do you suggest they throw it out instead? Their returns policy is tight enough that any items accepted as returns should not have been worn more than to be tried on for size. Their return policy also states that items that are sealed for hygiene (I'm assuming underwear) will not be accepted if sent back unsealed. Spoiler alert: clothes that are tried on in brick and mortar stores also go back on shelves to be sold as new.

        • Not as tight as the g-banger then

  • +47

    Surely you need to buy two of these??? And in any case, how are you supposed to fit them on your feet?

  • +4

    Finally, Gold Member Status!

    Edit: nvm, XXXL not available.

    • Get a surgery done.

      • +12

        Wasn't talking about my waist.

        • +11

          The backside is bare. You'll fit ;)

      • +1

        Or jusy have an unfortunate gold smelting accident :)

  • +2

    Nothing says happy valentines like some fly's eyes!

    • +3

      Pressed ham was for xmas.
      Geez, i spoil my wife.

  • +6

    A good OzBargainer will make their own from masking tape and shoelaces.

    • +2

      Two pairs oughta will last me over one week.

      Wear them normally
      Wear them back to front
      Wear them inside out
      Wear them inside out back to front

      • +27

        I don't think you want to be wearing these back-to-front mate.

  • Was kind of looking forward to owning a pair of flashy golden slappers but then to my disappointment it's a g-banger.

  • +8

    Not all that glitters is gold

  • +5

    Hopefully another deal for this electric toothbrush comes around again. Glitter can be quite persistent.

  • +4

    Should bundle it with a pair of socks.

  • That colour would be great to camoflauge skid marks.

  • +2

    These thongs are cheaper and you don't need to wait a month for them to arrive.

  • would you wear these in the shower ;-)

  • Gold glitter will save one from having to get a piercing down there. Or bedazzle. Make it sparkle girls!

  • No one mentioned that this is men's D:

    • ah its in the title hahaha

  • +5

    +1 for shit post

    • +4

      But you didn't +1

  • +1

    These don't fit my feet well, not enough padding too.

    • +2

      You've got to walk on the balls… of your feet.

      • +1

        Ah… is that what I’m doing wrong… always used the tip… of my feet

  • +10

    just in time for mardi gras.

    my partner want's to go to mardi gra, told her we're not gay, she said 'it's ok we can pretend'

    • +17

      You don't have to be gay to go to Mardi Gras, just open-minded :)

      • +4

        Went to one in Germany by accident once. I wish I was close-eyelided.

        • +6

          "by accident"…

          Don't worry, no judgement here!

        • @magicmoose: I think my “mates” may have planned the trip especially for it. Wish this deal was on back then, I would have Brodened all of these and handed them out for free. I don’t wanna see guys with gimp masks, chains around their necks and no where to store their wallets!

    • +1

      In my first few years of uni that was my dream event to work at XD There is no parade like that one.

    • +1
      • Super comfortable. One of the best.

  • +4

    Another unethical post, when will this end? This is clearly targeted towards those with ridiculously poor fashion taste.

    • +6

      It attracted you…

      • Bug zappers attract bugs…

  • How do you ensure you get left or right one?

    • +11

      These are of the left. They're not conservative.

      • +5

        Plot twist: "Thong designed by Mr. Tony Abbott."

  • +2

    Thanks OP. Bought five. Work outfit sorted.

    • +1

      Male stripper!

    • Now you need to find a deal on biker outfit

  • +11

    There are going to be some lucky women this valentines day. Those are the ones whose boyfriends refrained from taking up this offer.

    • +2

      Yep and on Valentines Day their crown jewels should get a better workout without a glittery pouch.

  • Need to pair this with some passion dust. The only thing you will be seeing is gold.

  • Good for Mardi Gras coming up in a couple of months!

  • For those that dont like to show ass crack. Buy two. Wear one to the front and one to the back!

    • Or just wear a normal pair of undies?

      • No that takes the fun out of it

    • Business in the front and business in the back

  • +6

    "Free Shipping & Returns"

    Oh gawd, these aren't from the returns bin I hope…

  • +3

    Surprisingly these are edible too

    • +1

      How do they taste ??

      • +2

        Like ass I'm guessing

  • +3

    These just crack me up … or is it up my crack !!!

  • +2

    Thanks, dinner sorted!

    • Settle down tiger

  • +1

    Do these come in XXL? I'm only 70kg tho ;)

    • Dont kid yourself.. haha

  • Pics. Wearing. Or never happened.

  • A good way to give some gold to your sweetheart on Valentines Day……or any time.

    • or for them to strangle you with it

  • Yeeess I was 69th upvote!

    • You are getting lucky for sure, upvote counts never lie!

  • Trump brand?

  • Haw ya gunna fit that onya foot?

  • Thanks op.. I got 2. They might come in handy if one day i decided i identify as gay and the other might be when i identify as thai lady boi.

  • +1

    Where the hell is JV?

  • Guys! Hand wash only!

  • +2

    Alright, I know we are at Ozbargain are famed for being tight arses, but this just takes things to a whole noda level. The Gold Standard!

  • Wedding gift for any gay couple you know that might be tying the knot .
    Get them a matching pair

  • There are good deals, and there are bad deals….. and then, there are (profanity) gold standard deals like this…

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