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  • +12

    Orange man bad!

    • +35

      wonder if it's ok to make fun of the last presidents skin colour

      • +21

        It would probably not make the best toilet paper.

      • +6

        Why would anyone make fun of Morgan Freeman?

        • +1

          Or Martin sheen?

      • +1

        If it was a fake color, then yes!

      • +1

        I see you are not a ‘down’ with the current memes

    • Orange men bad!

      Haven’t you heard? Politics changes fast.

      • +1

        Ginger on the ginger. Isn't that a human kink. ?
        If only were Trump flushable!
        All you need now it to have a flushing toilet that plays 'The Star Spangled Banner', but make sure that you have completed before standing and saluting.

    • +1

      Fanta-stic wiping deal!

    • Approved social message.
      Cheering commences.

  • +2

    ….at $6.45 a roll only trump could afford to use this.

  • -4

    Now this is the real bargain.

  • +7

    Is there anything the great man can`t do?

    • -7

      Make one public appearance without making a comedy scene.

    • +7

      Form a coherent sentence?

    • +8

      tell the truth?

      • +6

        To be fair that is all politicians

  • +12

    Are you kidding this is terrible price. Neg worthy despite the dopey gimmick.

    • What is the normal price for Trump Toilet Paper?

      • I bought a roll for about $3 before the election

        • +2

          Is that John Oliver?

        • Ah yes but now he is a bigger ass then ever! But good investment hehe!

  • +2

    Fake toilet paper?

  • +9

    Do they sell Liberal Party toilet paper

    • +7

      I guess Labor voters need something to spend their dole payments on.

      • -5

        Yeah apart from maybe trying to live on an amount below the poverty line.

        • Then go to study some free useful udemy courses to upskill yourself, you can then float above the proverty line.

          • +3

            @sistermay: It's not that simple. My post was a joke. Yours is rude and arrogant. You have no idea what others personal situations are. Attitude like this is what gives Liberals a bad name.

            • +2

              @PainToad: I'm pretty sure they were joking too. But it's your own responsibility to support yourself - not anyone else's, not society's. And yes - good luck and bad luck are part of life. Deal with it.

              • +1

                @HighAndDry: I fully support self responsibility and small government. But not to the point where people who can’t work (disabilities for example) starve on the street. Look up compassionate conservatism.

            • +1

              @PainToad: Your reply is arrogant and absolute rubbish. My point is, if you are in that situation, you should first look for self help, why advice to upskill and help yourself out of poverty is "arrogant"? This has nothing to do with whether Liberal or Labor, this is basic self respect and being responsible to yourself to get better and further.

        • +5

          Labor party could have raised the payment rates when they were in power. Did they? Has the amount become instantly a problem once the pm changes?

          • @Matt P: Liberals are in power right now and have they raised it? Didn't they cut penalty rates? Liberals have been in power for the past 5 years so maybe they should do something about it now huh?

        • I like that you're basically conceding that Labor voters are all poor schmucks lol.

      • …you read the Murdoch press and think Labor supporters are the great unwashed? Awkward.

        • +1

          Except as bradenpd says:

          Yeah apart from maybe trying to live on an amount below the poverty line.

          Apparently Labor supporters also think they're "the great unwashed".

      • +1

        A works for 60 years not taking one hand out… A goes into to retirement gets xx $ to live on
        B decides he doesn`t have to work for entire life, would rather play xbox every day… takes every handout to offer, gets to retirement age gets same xx$ A does…
        WTF

  • +6

    Presidents puckered face on bog roll? Where’s the respect?

  • Aren't there any services that offer customers to print their own toilet paper designs? I'd like to see that. You can do that with coffee mugs but what about TP?

  • +16

    MAGA (Makes Arse Great Again)

    • +1

      Makes Assh*le Gleam Again

  • +3

    Haha thnx op! Can we also find a deal on the queen & royal family TP

  • +10

    Extremely overpriced for toilet paper..

    • It's not a toilet paper that is made in millions

  • +7

    Fake Deal

    Plenty of examples on AliExpress around USD$1.50 shipped to Oz, add GST, take away cashrewards etc

  • Does Donny get royalties from this?

  • +3

    Made in China

    Make China great again

    • +7

      I wonder if they put the face of Chinese President Xi on toilet paper, will the owner and workers of the factory be taken away to face firing squad?

      • Well Xi is hypersensitive. China banned Winnie the Pooh for looking vaguely similar to Xi. So mocking TP is definitely a death sentence.

    • -5

      That’s so racist

      • +6

        Have you seen the Hillary one? SO sexist!

      • +6

        What do you find racist about it?

        • +2

          /s

      • +5

        I was actually expecting black toilet paper to be honest. That would've been racist, but not this.

      • +4

        How's that is racist and this is not? They are the same sh*t.

        • People aren't born with orange skin

  • +7

    AU$1.82 delivered @ aliexpress

    probably cheaper options. this was the third listing in the search and much cheaper

  • +3

    yay waste your money idiots

  • +2

    Trump calls them "Degrees" from Trump University.

  • Itt: trolls trolling trolls

  • +1

    If you hated someone why would you want to jam their face right up your arse?

  • +7

    This is OzBargain, not OzLibtards.

  • +12

    The American media and Hollywood has an sad obsession with Trump.
    Even if he does something good, they make a bad story out of it.
    Got to a silly level.

  • +5

    $6.45 for roll of toilet paper?
    When normal bargain is 35 cents.

    This is OZbargain, not OZpolitic or USpolitic.

  • +1

    Try and imagine the outcry if there was an Obama toilet paper.

  • +8

    Cheaper on aliexpress, even then still expensive for toilet paper.
    However this will be voted up by NPCs who think orange man = bad, drumpf sux etc etc.

    • -2

      Only NPCs call other people NPCs

  • How can you poop with him looking at you like this?

  • +3

    I wanna wipe my ass with the NPC meme

  • +3

    Mean Ozbargainer children hear this, my historic Midterms prediction:

    Since the US civil war in mid 1800's, ALL first-term US governments have lost significant seats in Midterm elections.

    Prediction: El Trump has gained so much traction and deep respect globally in improving his countries status, I feel the coming midterms may gain Republican seats overall, against the media's published view and 160 year US history.

    Perhaps a landslide.

  • I think Donald Trumps wins because he isn't the one paying $6.45 for a roll of toilet paper lol. Not that he is making money off this.

  • +1

    DRUMPF DUMB

    ME SMART

  • I think we should show at least some respect to the president of the United States.
    Irrespectively to what we think about him.

    • +1

      this, and research what the president of the united states is actually doing (rather than relying on mainstream media or biased social commentators to form an "opinion").

  • +3

    Those pay 21(upto 30) times the normal price for a roll of toilet paper, it truely shows their intellect.

  • +1

    … I don't get it. How am I supposed to get my shitty ass clean with something that's already full of shit?

    • Please elaborate.

      • Just as I thought.

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