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Faraday Armband $28 Delivered at Faraday Cages Australia

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Heya OzBargain,

Against my better judgement I have decided to post my controversial new product line from my brand new (very small) business. You may remember my previous venture from 2015. I'm sure posting my new store here is skirting the very thin line so wont be too surprised if the mods take it down.

Faraday Cages Australia has done a soft launch today and our signature product is the Faraday Armband. From our website;

A Faraday Cage may sound highly scientific, but that's because it is! Simply put, a Faraday Cage blocks all electromagnetic fields/signals. Whether it's inbound or outbound a Faraday Cage will refuse to let it through. With almost 200 years of proven science behind it, Michael Faraday has given use one of the best gifts we never knew we needed.

Are you worried about GPS or 3/4/5g tracking chips in the vaccines? Our Faraday Cage Technology is here to help. We have carefully researched, constructed, and implemented a sure-fire way of blocking these unwanted signals. Our armbands are guaranteed to block any and all GPS and 3/4/5g signals keeping you safe from prying eyes and look good doing it.

And the best thing of all? Faraday Cages are completely safe! Oh, and they are also completely legal so no need to worry about that either (as long as you use them as they're intended)!

Faraday Cages Australia's products are all handmade in-house from local materials. By purchasing from us, you will be supporting a local business during these trying times. Don't settle for those cheap fragile alternatives on Ebay when we're here to provide you quality products.

Faraday Cages Australia, our team and myself personally strongly encourage everyone who can viably do so to go get the COVID vaccination. We hope these armbands are enough persuasion to tip the minds of concerned individuals to seek out the COVID vaccine.

Today's deal is a grand opening special of 20% full price armbands with FREE shipping to anywhere in Australia. Shipping expected first week of September.

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closed Comments

  • +3

    How can it be a cage if it's open at both ends?

  • +4

    Oh man good luck with the comments here

  • Can you make one for mobile phones? Give to ppl with no critical thinking skills.

  • +9

    Wait, I am getting popcorn.

    • If you are making microwave popcorn, make sure you're wearing three armbands (left arm, right arm and… lower centre arm). SAFETY FIRST

      • Nah, those microwaves would go through it like butter, but if you go underneath the earth, than all will be fine, since the flat is earth 😉.
        Besides I got the vaccine before this deal. Didn't feel anything the first time, nothing the second. I asked if they were sure it was the vaccine and not the chip, because others have reported being sick after receiving it and me nothing. And to top it of, no 5G and spoons don't stick onto me either. Just my bad luck I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • So it blocks 'unwanted signals' on your wrist and leaves your body exposed? I don't get it…

    • -3

      Goes over the vaccination spot.

      • +5

        This a legit product or a piss take in the current climate?

  • +1

    Do you have scientific studies that support the claims, pretty curious

  • +1

    Do you have a full body Faraday Cage in the pipeline?

    • +2

      The idea is there and my craftswoman is checking to see if she can do it or not.

    • it'll have to be a bodysuit

      • They're already available. Do an image search for "lineman Faraday suit"

  • +1

    Lmao

  • Brilliant idea. Good luck; we need more thinking like yours.

  • +1

    Doesn’t seem like a bargain to me, I would only pay $0

    • +1

      Sure, send me a DM and I'll ship you one.

  • Thank goodness you clarified they’re legal!

  • +1

    Do you have plans to add extra prints?
    Perhaps tie-dye?

  • +10

    Foil is cheaper. No deal.

  • +4

    Do you sell volcano insurance too?

    • +2

      I spent all my money on handsome cream

  • +2

    Do you sell shiny hats too? Preferably lead lined?

  • Clearly missing the market by not selling hats.

  • +2

    If this takes off remember, we knew him before he was Elon Bezos. Could be woth more than a bitcoin.

    • I'll be listed on NASDAQ soon.

  • +16

    Mr. Dagmar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • Yes, Mr. Principal.

  • +4

    Thanks OP, had a great laugh, made my day

    • +3

      Then why the downvote? You got a laugh, I got a downvote. Not a good bargain.

      • +2

        Then why the downvote?

        Because you can't always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need.

        • -2

          You cheeky …

          Mod: Please mind the language.

    • Have to say something to down vote so…. Hahaha.
      Seriously lol.

  • +1

    Can confirm this also stops you turning into a werewolf during a full moon

    • Wait. Story time. Had someone say how we are controlled by aliens, kind of like puppets. I said. What's the problem then. You are after all, just a puppet. 😂

  • LOL

  • Oh boy.. Can't fault you really OP.

  • +2

    Scam posting, mods please delete.

    • +1

      Absolutely, scam product pandering to the delusions of the ignorant.

      • -1

        So are many of the ebay 'deals'. 20% jack tax, then a 15% coupon code that often make the ozbargain front page

  • +1

    This is a joke post/product. It doesn't even have a potential market.
    Anyone that believes the vaccine contains a tracking chip wouldn't take it.
    I doubt anyone will be like "wasn't going to take the vaccine but now that I can wear an uncomfortable Faraday cage over the point of injection, I'm 100% onboard"

    • It doesn't even have a potential market.

      Have you seen the amount of anti-vaccers in not just Australia but the world? There are indeed people out there for this market.

      Already sold a few through word of mouth.

      • But if they're anti-vaccers then they wouldn't take the vaccine thus wouldn't need your product

        • I'm betting everything on mandated vaccinations in the near future.

          • @Dagmar: I really hope it doesn't come to that because I don't believe anyone should be forced to take a vaccine if they're not comfortable with it but now also so people like you don't get to capitalise on these people

            • +4

              @FireRunner: Can I interest you in an armband?

    • -1

      You have a high opinion of your fellow men. Some you can recycle like there's no tomorrow.

      • Pretty sure they're just not going to budge on taking the vaccine rather than turn to this "solution"

        • Even though its just all hogwash, at least they'd get vaccinated and dagmar, the snake oil doctor, would make money. After that, they can go on believing the earth is flat.
          On the other side, I am lucky. I got an invisible faraday cage. Spoons don't stick to me and 5G is not working. And all that for free. What more one can wish for 😉

          • @bargainparker: It still doesn't make any sense, it's like volunteering to be be shot with a bullet in the head and accepting because someone offers you surgery afterwards.

  • Scam

    • Yep. My testing has shown that the gaps in the cage don't block electromagnetic radiation.

  • to be fair, if this gives some mouth breathers some peace of mind then it's a good deal.

  • +1

    This is my favourite post ever. Upvote.

  • +3

    What's the difference between this and a scam?

    • +6

      $28

  • Faraday Cages Australia

    What's your ABN?

    • 46741549162

      • +2

        Cheers James.

        • Thanks, Cock Chips.

  • While I still think the suckers should be parted with their money (it's natural selection) I have to give a negative vote.

  • +1

    Also be careful
    https://www.accc.gov.au/media-release/lorna-jane-pays-5-mill...

    This is a misleading and deceptive claim in trade and commerce and therefore attracts the jurisdiction of the ACCC.

    • Thankfully my products don't claim they work against covid-19.

      • +1

        What portion of "Are you worried about GPS or 3/4/5g tracking chips in the vaccines?" is a claim that relates to COVID-19? Is it the "vaccines"?

        • -1

          Asking if someone is worried about something doesn't make what they're worried hold any truth.

          I'm worried it's going to rain tomorrow even though there's no evidence it will. Should I claim an umbrella manufacturer/distributer is making false claims?

    • Yes but the penalty can apply for any claim that can’t be reasonably substantiated or in your case completely false.

      • Then I welcome the challenge!

    • +4

      Don't forget to report the unlicensed usage of copyrighted art from Nickelodeon (https://nick.com.au) and the Simpsons (https://merchantwise.com). Snake oil salesmen are soulless cowards who profiteer from fear and gullibility.

  • +4

    Your should have listened to your better judgement…

  • +1

    Product with dubious benefits.

    • Well, to be fair, benefits are there. A lighter wallet.

  • had to triple-check it wasn't April 1

    GPS or 3/4/5g tracking chips in the vaccines

    why go to the expense and trouble of tracking us via vaccines when they can already do that via our smartphones?

    • That's why I've got a Faraday case in prototype stages.

  • -1

    Upvoted, not a customer, but I applaud to your entrepreneurial spirit OP!
    What's up with the phallic figurine in the background, is that to convey strength and virility? A hint about additional protective uses?

  • +2

    "Testimonials
    “I was very cautious at first, but the more I did research on Faraday Cages, the more I realised Faraday Cages Australia could be the solution to my problem. I was afraid to get the COVID vaccination in the case there was an electronic chip in it. But with the Faraday patches that FCA supplied me in their sample kit, I was able to confidentially get the vaccine without worrying of being tracked.” ~ Amy Acker, 2021"

    Amy Acker sounds made up. Fake testimonials shouldnt be needed for such a product. Just give out a few free samples at events like tomorrows protests and you'll have purchases flooding in

    • -1

      Correct, Amy Acker is an actress but a moniker for my friend's anti-vax mother who I spoke to at lengths regarding this. We wrote the testimonial, she approved it under the condition a moniker was to be used.

      :EDIT: Thanks for the feedback, mate. Truly appreciated.

  • +2

    Commenting to downvote - scam product!

  • +1

    A fool and their money are soon parted.

  • +1

    Joke post and blatant advertising. Definitely not a deal.

  • +1

    The Powerbalance of 2021

  • +3

    Issue with product.

    FAKE Product
    FAKE Testimonial
    FAKE BARGAIN

  • +1

    Mr. Dagmar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • I really really need to know if you sold ANY at all…

    funny shit mate. you'll get lambasted on OZB though.

    • I sold 3 in all. One Simpsons design and two Red Rose's. I knew what I was getting myself into posting it here.

  • do people actually think the vaccine just stays in the injection spot and fights the virus from there with a sniper?

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