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Quilton 3ply Toilet Tissue 18pk | Emporia 3 Ply Toilet Tissue 24 Pack $7 each @ Big W

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Being Askhole on 19/05/2018 - 11:26 bigw.com.au (1270 clicks)
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Enjoy :) Similar to my previous coles deal for Quilton on pricing
Decision is yours .. Quality wise, I prefer Quilton over Emporia

Quilton 18pk classic white 3ply air quilted softness toilet tissue. 180 sheets 11cm x 10cm. Exclusive pack size to BIG W

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A unique combination of micro fibres for ultra softness and long fibres for strength, embedded in 3 lush layers of tissue. The unscented bright white tissue is delicately embossed for you to enjoy a little bit of luxury every day!

Home & Garden Emporia Quilton Toilet Paper

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  • Scab on 19/05/2018 - 11:49
    +11

    $0.22 per 100 sheets

    At 6 sheets per shit that makes each shit $0.0132.

    One shit per day would be a yearly cost of $4.81.

    Unless it's a leap year where you shit less.

    • hollykryten on 19/05/2018 - 11:52
      +7

      6 sheets what are you a child?. I'm a grown adult and i use at least twice that amount.

      • Scab on 19/05/2018 - 11:54
        +15

        I fold them for a greater surface area which means better coverage.

        Tightarse separates the plys then cuts them into quarters and uses one square.

      • happychap on 19/05/2018 - 12:31
        +1

        woah… I only use 4 sheets…. only more than 6 sheets if its runny

        • Hahuh on 20/05/2018 - 03:00
          +1

          If you wash your ass, you need more. No one likes swamp ass

      • garage sale on 19/05/2018 - 17:30

        you are supposed to wipe you butt with it not eat it as snack while on the toilet ……… or write the next great novel on it.

        seems to be toilet paper consumption has been missed by the environmentalists ….. sure they will get to it when they finish with getting plastic straws banned …… based on that poop per year/ sheet ratio someone calculated optimised use of toilet paper could actually be good for the environment.

        guess with population growth and limited water we need to drink that recycles to soon.

    • MathNerd on 19/05/2018 - 12:52
      +3

      Thanks for letting us know.

      $0.22 per 100 sheets
      At 6 sheets per shit that makes each shit $0.0132.
      One shit per day would be a yearly cost of $4.81.

      Thanks for doing the maths.

      At 6 sheets per shit

      It's great to know that you use 6 sheets per shit.

      where you shit less

      Gosh, I'm scared shitless!

      • garage sale on 19/05/2018 - 17:32
        +3

        is this a naplan question ?
        no wonder teachers get stressed.

    • Slippery Fish on 19/05/2018 - 13:45
      +4

      May I reccommend squatting with spread cheeks, then you only need 1 sheet for your ring lol. I've just saved you alot of money!

      • Being Askhole on 19/05/2018 - 15:23

        or just tap water.. ;-)

      • garage sale on 19/05/2018 - 17:34

        islamic way ….. use hand and rinse afterwards ….. toilet paper is a western luxury only invented in the lprevious. century ….

        • Slippery Fish on 19/05/2018 - 19:12
          +1

          Lol I think I'll choose to keep that luxury thanks…

    • DaveD on 19/05/2018 - 17:10

      Unless we have Salmonella outbreak

    • Worf on 19/05/2018 - 23:12

      a leap year has an extra day, so it would cost you an extra $0.0132 on feb 29 according to your calcs.

    • ShrewdOrJustTight on 20/05/2018 - 08:06

      How to use just one piece: https://youtu.be/dKsFUiS8QPM

  • s26f84 on 19/05/2018 - 11:51
    +1

    Damm shit is so expensive!

    • MathNerd on 19/05/2018 - 12:53

      Thanks for letting us know.

      • cloudy on 19/05/2018 - 19:46

        Must raise that post count

        • apey2000 on 20/05/2018 - 19:41

          Must raise that shitpost count

          Fixed it for ya

    • garage sale on 19/05/2018 - 17:36

      it’s our falling school system ….. this stuff should be taught a school so,people,aren’t wasteful.

  • lj87 on 19/05/2018 - 11:59
    +4

    That Emporia deal seems to work out slightly cheaper than the current $10 for 32 rolls at Woolies, so good value. That stuff was already insanely cheap at like 17c/100sheets. It's good quality too - probably on par with the Quilton 3 ply, and far better than the cheaper Kleenex and Sorbent varieties.

    • annakira on 22/05/2018 - 18:29

      If it's anything like the 32pack I bought from Woolies, don't expect much. Because for some reason, they're thinner and not as soft as the 8 pack

  • outlander on 19/05/2018 - 12:00

    IGA has Sorbent 10pk for $3 if you don't need that many

    • MathNerd on 19/05/2018 - 12:53

      Thanks for letting us know.

      • cloudy on 19/05/2018 - 19:46
        -2

        Must raise that post count

        • apey2000 on 20/05/2018 - 19:41

          Must raise that shitpost count

          Fixed it for ya

  • hawktalk on 19/05/2018 - 12:45
    +2

    I find Quilton 3ply quality varies from store to store. The Woolworths 24 pack has a smoother feel, while the Coles 20 pack replicates the shopping center (aka sand paper/ fish n chip wrapping) sensation.

    • MathNerd on 19/05/2018 - 12:53
      +3

      Thanks for letting us know.

      • Dreamcast on 19/05/2018 - 13:09
        +10

        Thank you for your thanks.

      • cloudy on 19/05/2018 - 19:46

        Must raise that post count

    • Diji1 on 19/05/2018 - 15:11
      +1

      I doubt it's per store, it's probably per manufacturing batch.

    • AustriaBargain on 19/05/2018 - 16:23
      +1

      My left ass cheek prefers the Quilton 3 ply that IGA sells, but my right cheek prefers the Qulton 3 ply that Woolworth's stocks. They are quite the pair.

  • Dreamcast on 19/05/2018 - 13:05

    Good for A Big Wipe!

  • MathNerd on 19/05/2018 - 13:17
    +3

    Don't forget to obtain WISH eGift Cards at 5% off, then pay for this.
    The net cost then is $6.65 (the discount then increases when you factor in the Credit Card points (if applicable to your card) and the Woolworths Rewards points that you're also earning).

    • Being Askhole on 19/05/2018 - 13:19
      +7

      Thanks for letting us know

    • Hirolol on 19/05/2018 - 14:04
      -1

      How do you get wish e-gift cards at 5% off?

    • Diji1 on 19/05/2018 - 15:13

      you're also earning

      Most users with incentive programs have a net loss of money compared to not using an incentive program. They are unaware that their behavior has been altered.

      • MathNerd on 19/05/2018 - 19:52

        Fair enough, are you a member of any programs such as flybuys, Woolworths Rewards, Cashrewards, etc?

    • CVonC on 19/05/2018 - 19:47

      Return it and repurchase with egift.

  • ireadtermsofuse on 19/05/2018 - 15:22

    I like how there’s nothing on the toilet paper after the first wipe. But my diet is bad so that’s a dream for me

  • djmm on 19/05/2018 - 16:00

    Is toilet paper edible

  • garage sale on 19/05/2018 - 17:41
    +1

    cheapest option is you get the sliced white bread from the supermarket dumpster …. only need one slice per poop.

    • happychap on 19/05/2018 - 20:04

      You nasty son

    • Scab on 19/05/2018 - 22:24
      +1

      I like to use multigrain for the extra fibre and wholegrains.

      • MathNerd on 20/05/2018 - 10:48

        I like to use multigrain for the extra fibre and wholegrains.

        You don't even have to push.

  • antler on 19/05/2018 - 22:57

    The Aldi offering is still better.

    • AlienC on 20/05/2018 - 00:29

      But dies aldi deliver? The answer is no unless you airtasker it in which case yes it is..

  • AlienC on 20/05/2018 - 00:58

    Anyone know what the all time lowest price per roll has ever been besides of course I think the home brand toilet papers which still do the job for me imho just needs more sheets per toilet usage.

    • Hahuh on 20/05/2018 - 03:02

      You can probably look at price hipster

    • muncan on 20/05/2018 - 03:11

      8c/roll. See #ToiletPaperGate2015

      • mrwoo on 20/05/2018 - 07:26

        Happy happy days.

      • Munki on 20/05/2018 - 10:40

        Some say he's still wiping his arse…

  • prankster on 20/05/2018 - 23:03

    How would compare the 2 against Kleenex? I normally stock up from Costco when it goes on Sale although even on sale I calculated it @ 0.44c per roll

  • PJC on 18/06/2018 - 05:35

    Thanks OP.

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