Good bang for your buck ;)
Our easy fit shape
Pre-lubricated for enhanced pleasure (not spermicidal)
Smooth textured latex
54mm nominal width with reservoir teat
CamelCamelCamel.
Balloons to celebrate the birth? Congratulations, its a burden.
Probably why it's currently on sale
it's time to visit your neighbors and friends
Share the love!
Nah - hence the reason they wanna sell more on special
Instructions unclear. Got arrested in Woolies at OJ section for trying to man handle my ham candle.
Nice! Lifetime supply!
You're also married I see
The depressing interpretation: Married couples never have sex.
The fun interpretation: Married couple get to have that raw no-condom sex.
Na Married couples have hallway sex, when they say goodbye to each other in hallway its FU FU
My wife and I almost had sex every day of the week last week.
Sunday we almost had sex
Monday we almost had sex.
Tuesday we almost had sex…
Good. This week contraception is sorted.
XXL available?
are you putting it on your head?
They don't go around your waist
I hate when people make typos and don't proofread their comments. Honestly, the "L" key isn't even close to the "S" key on the keyboard!
OP missed the opportunity to say 'good bang for your butt'.
Underrated
Nah, these are the smooth ones. For butt stuff you want the ribbed ones. Better traction in the mud.
Currently 69 votes
No more votes for you, my friend, despite being the finest comment I've read all day.
you can use this as finger gloves when you eat KFC
it costs you nothing to not post that
makes it even more finger linkin' good
You mean licking and fingering good
Wow.. who needs 40 condoms.
Savage.
Imagine telling on yourself like this
That's bang for your buck right there. Oh that pun was done? Dang!
28 cents a bang
First time I’ve seen price per bang under $450
Only one "bang"?
I'm just here for the comments.
me too
I also CAME for the comments…. :)
I’m married…..does anyone want to go halves?
Depends, is she blonde?
literally LOL
Both are refurbished.
Thanks, but too small :(
Try them on your other head
Are you?
Yep
I always read they description of "reservoir teat" and wonder who exactly it is that's filling an entire reservoir. Hot dam!
You don't fill it every time…?
Clearly not drinking enough milk…🤔
Time to meet up new people after the long lock down.
May as well be 54cm nominal width to me
I am here just for the jokes. Thanks for the good laughs..
You can turn off insecurity mode in settings mate.
Reality hits: here's a washing up love and some scissors.
I'll never get through the whole pack in my lifetime. Anyone want to halves?
I don't think that they are as effective when cut in half…
WHOOSH
Too big for me, will pass this time.
Good buck for your bang!
I'm afraid this might be too late for many people. Lockdown has caused spike in coitus with accidental discharge. :P
calm down there Sheldon..
👀
Had a good laugh reading through the comments 😆
Whats the expiry? 80 condoms will take ages to use
LifeStyles Regular Condom？
What if I don't have a lifestyle?
What if mine is irregular?
Unfortunately, I am not a cat and don't have 9 lives, it appears I need to find other 39 married guys willing to split the cost (29c each) and get a year's supply.
btw, what is the expiry date?
would it be a cliche if I tell you the expiry date is 2039, or realistic?
should be at least 2061 based on a once-a-year frequency (if I buy the whole pack).
nice mother in law birthday gift sorted its next week
These comments made my day, all y'all need medals for creating so much joy
need to buy 4 backs for free shipping with Prime
Whats the expiry date of these?
Kris Kringle gifts sorted
how do i pick the right one for my pp?
😂 Im just a girl that came for the comments 🍿
And now you're probably going to be inundated with 9999 pms lol
That seems like a harsh punishment.
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just go bareback you'll be fine
These are not very good.
EDIT:
Most other ones are on sale too.
This is the ultimate deal. By using this you will save thousands upon thousands of dollars, plus all the time, effort it takes to raise a kid. Best deal yet
true, but using this will make you ineligible for the parenting payment and family tax benefits A and B from Centrelink (subject to your combined income of course).
turn it inside out for a second use, anyone?
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Use it as A phone screen protector, or better use it as a glove with covid-19 on it, it couldn't be as worse as std's right RIGHT!!
Plus you save money if married on condoms, not that I'd know but expect alot of school fees.
Pfft, amateurs. Real men use glad wrap!
Speak for yourself, I use a bin bag.
Username says otherwise, tugman
Why not both? Old El Paso ad.
Lubricated for her Pleaseure
how to get $11.24?
https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/68497/lifestyles-con…
If someone does not have prime. Chemist warehouse has it at the same price.
Amazon sold out, this have to go as a separate deal.
Time to seal the deal!
sexy time
Thanks op, but they will be too big for me
Do you have any plumbers tape?
Isn't this bit late for condom deals as isolation is almost finished.