Ladies and Gentlemen, the future is here. At least it would be if the year was 1880.
History lesson for those uneducated few:
The year was 1880 and while prospecting in Mexico, a handsome chap going by the name Robert W. Patten invented one of the most important pieces of attire in human history. I am of course referring to the Umbrella Hat.
Ever get annoyed because your normal umbrella is too big and jerks can get in on that action? Not anymore.
Ever feel as though you should be able to have your hands free to eat a hotdog that has been overpacked with relish, bacon and onion thus requiring two hands… In the rain? Now you can.
Ever feel as though when walking in pouring rain you are bombarded with men/women giving you their number because they want to as the kids say 'smack that'? That will never be a problem again thanks to this amazing Umbrella Hat for only $3 shipped from every Ozbargainer's best mate Sir. Ruslan Kogan.